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Rockn' Rachel J It's all about the Rockn' Rachel J, aka Rockn' Rach. Just me, my thoughts, and letting people know to...

Rock on bi***es because I sure am.

One thing in life that I’ve FINALLY learned and am now able to practice:Don’t base your attitude on how a person treats ...
19/03/2024

One thing in life that I’ve FINALLY learned and am now able to practice:

Don’t base your attitude on how a person treats you, another person’s attitude or actions, or on circumstances and situations.

Instead, base your attitude in direct alignment with God and His word.

That’s the only way you’ll be able to enjoy life and…

Rock on in peace because I sure am.

06/03/2024

If you send me a message telling me to call you, you can rest assured that hell will freeze over before I call or respond with a text.

If you send me a text and ask when would be a good time for you to call me, then I’ll respond to set up a time to talk. I will not set up a time for me to call you. You’re the one wanting to talk, not me, so you make the effort.

And with that…

Rock on bi***es because I sure am.

Although I couldn’t use the share option, I thought this was worth sharing.Tina Renea Cotton Johnson is on truth patrol!...
23/02/2024

Although I couldn’t use the share option, I thought this was worth sharing.

Tina Renea Cotton Johnson is on truth patrol!!

Chris seems to have pilfered items from the workplace kitchen yet again.And I ain’t mad about it at all.😊
13/02/2024

Chris seems to have pilfered items from the workplace kitchen yet again.

And I ain’t mad about it at all.

😊

The look on my face every time Chris says he needs a snack even though he just ate a meal.
13/02/2024

The look on my face every time Chris says he needs a snack even though he just ate a meal.

Apparently, Chris ordered Girl Scout cookies.I foresee diabetes in our near future if he thinks this is supper.🙄😐
12/02/2024

Apparently, Chris ordered Girl Scout cookies.

I foresee diabetes in our near future if he thinks this is supper.

🙄😐

Here’s an idea for Baker Road in Una. I mean, if the ATV and UTV gangs can use Brand-Una Road for their own private tra...
06/02/2024

Here’s an idea for Baker Road in Una.

I mean, if the ATV and UTV gangs can use Brand-Una Road for their own private trail ride/race track, then this should be ok as well.

31/01/2024

And then there’s this…

“I gotta check what’s on clearance at Big Lots and then we can go to bed.”

And now I know every single item that’s on clearance at Big Lots.

Why? Just…why?!

😐😂

29/01/2024

We’re driving on East Shelby Drive.

I don’t know if I smell a skunk or skunk w**d. I dunno.

Doesn’t matter, because all I do know is that I hate Memphis.

That is all.

UPDATE: She’s home now. YAY!! Thanks to those who shared the post.——-Una, Trebloc, and McCondy peeps…be on the lookou...
25/01/2024

UPDATE: She’s home now. YAY!! Thanks to those who shared the post.
——-
Una, Trebloc, and McCondy peeps…be on the lookout for my friend’s dog.

23/01/2024

Chris just used Dawn dish detergent…

In the dishwasher.

Chris just had to mop the kitchen floor…

Because he used Dawn dish detergent in the dishwasher.

Chris just admitted that he made a mistake…

Due to the fact that he had to mop the kitchen floor because he used Dawn dish detergent in the dishwasher.

Apparently, he didn’t YouTube this task to find out that you don’t use Dawn dish detergent in a dishwasher.

😂😂😂

22/01/2024

I’m over here trying to find a wedding dress that won’t make me look like a day old pastry puff from the Kroger bakery and Chris is scrolling through his phone very obviously bored.

And how do I know this?

Because he just popped up and said this:

“Did you know that there are more gay people in the US than there are deaf people? Guess instead of learning sign language we should focus on learning to communicate effectively with the gay community.”

Followed by this:

“Do you want to know 2 nutrients that doctors recommend to avoid constipation?”

Then this:

“Why does YouTube think I want to watch a 45 minute video of coyotes chasing deer?”

Oh, I don’t know. Maybe because they’re recommending stupid crap for you to watch based on the other stupid crap you watch on the daily? Just a theory.

I think it’s time for bed.

21/01/2024

Let’s talk wedding dresses.

FYI: The struggle is real.

After looking at approximately 10k wedding dresses online, I’ve discovered that I’m not a wedding dress person.

I don’t want to be a polyester bride.

I don’t want to look like a mix between a cockatiel and a peacock.

I don’t want to shimmer and shine like a corner pr******te.

I don’t want cleavage flapping like I’m about to slide down a stripper pole.

I don’t want to resemble a Victorian damsel that’s about to settle down with a tea plantation owner.

Likewise, I don’t want to look like a southern belle that’s about to make her rounds with a cotton plantation owner.

I don’t want to look like a boho gypsy, a Caribbean queen, or a country cootchie critter.

So, here’s what I do want:

To look like me…Rachel J.

To feel comfortable, confident, and happy.

To make a statement that exudes the uniqueness of who I am beneath the surface.

And I think I found it.

It’s the perfect dress that simply states…

Rock on bi***es because I sure am.


21/01/2024

For the last several nights, I have been accused of cover stealing.

Upon each accusation of such, I have vehemently denied any and all allegations.

However, after a thorough inspection and review of the bed covers while making up the bed and seeing a large portion of said covers being located on my side of the bed, I have deduced that I may, in fact, be guilty in the 1st degree of bed cover stealing.

My bad…

It’s true. It’s all true.Mostly I’m hoping it’s an Oreo.
19/01/2024

It’s true. It’s all true.

Mostly I’m hoping it’s an Oreo.

In my defense, according to the Law of Assumption, imagination IS the first step to creating your reality, so…
19/01/2024

In my defense, according to the Law of Assumption, imagination IS the first step to creating your reality, so…

My mama. She’s a slick one.So, every year for Christmas, she gives each of us a yearly devotional book. The question i...
13/01/2024

My mama. She’s a slick one.

So, every year for Christmas, she gives each of us a yearly devotional book. The question is this: Do we actually read them?

Admittedly, we start out strong, but at some point we fall to the wayside and the devotional books become stagnant on the coffee table.

She knows this, but this year she added some incentive.

Ya see, she slyly hid money randomly between the pages hoping to keep our daily devotional reading on track. The more we read, the more money we find.

Yeah, we could flip through the pages in one sitting and grab all the stash out.

But we decided not to do that.

We decided we’d play the daily devotional game the right way so that we could say…

Rock on in prayer because we sure are.

04/01/2024

My response to Rinnai after they requested that I contact their customer support center regarding issues with our tankless hot water heater:

“After dealing with this for the last 2 years, I’m certain I’d have a better chance of feeling hot bath water by purifying myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka during the month of February than relying on a Rinnai tankless hot water heater. Thanks but no thanks.”

In other words, Rinnai, we got this. Not happy about it, but we got this.

So not supposed to be on the table.So does not give one crap.So authentic and true to herself.So Raine.
03/01/2024

So not supposed to be on the table.

So does not give one crap.

So authentic and true to herself.

So Raine.

03/01/2024

FYI:

I got proposed to as fireworks were blazing and Prince was blaring a cool ass rendition of Auld Lang Syne.

Moon water and champagne on tap to toast the engagement and new year.

He planned it perfectly.

Tell me Chris Washington ain’t my soul mate.

💜💜

03/01/2024

I grew up on Prince.

He was the supposed cause of the “parental advisory” on selected musical compilations and lyrics, said advisory being spawned by the great and wonderful Tipper Gore (insert eye roll).

My daddy hated Prince…until he listened with an open mind and didn’t.

And guess what?

I survived Prince’s supposed sexual demonic tendencies.

So did Daddy.

So did Prince.

We good.

Here’s my take:

Taylor Swift is child’s play unless you purposely make it more.

Go ahead and let your six year old daughter wear b***y shorts, makeup that surpasses a Memphis w***e, and let her grind her hips going lo’ to the flo’, all the while laughing and posting it on social media.

Go ahead and blame Taylor Swift or any other celebrity when she ends up on the south-side of society.

Go ahead.

Do it.

But honestly…

Who is to blame for the outcome?

Taylor Swift…or you?

Listening to Taylor Swift didn’t influence that kid.

You did.

I said what I said and I stand by it, so…

Rock on bi***es because I sure am.


***es

03/01/2024

I’m not necessarily a Taylor Swift fan, but…

Wtf?!

I’m pretty sure there’s more to the degeneration of today’s society than Taylor Swift.

Raise your kids right and she’s not a problem.

Look to yourself and not celebrities to influence your kids.

Problem solved.

I said what I said so…

Rock on bi***es because I sure am.


03/01/2024

I don’t do resolutions, new year or not.

But I do adhere to a simple rule in life:

If you and your ignorant crap irritate my positive vibe, then you are blocked.

And with that…

Rock on bi***es because I sure am.

I don’t think this needs an explanation other than…Rock on bi***es because I sure am.
01/01/2024

I don’t think this needs an explanation other than…

Rock on bi***es because I sure am.

30/12/2023

If you’re unfortunate enough to have been suckered into purchasing a Rinnai tankless hot water heater, know these facts:

* You will forever have a code 12 as soon as really cold weather sets in.

* You will forever be unable to find a reputable service technician in this area.

* You will forever be replacing the flame rods and/or the ignitor at a rate of at least once per year.

* Even though you replace the aforementioned components, you will forever continue to have intermittent spurts of cold water play havoc with your expected hot shower.

* You will forever regret listening to the jackass that talked you into this complete piece of unreliable garbage.

As for us, we will forever be telling Rinnai to hold our beer while we fix the crap ourselves and to…

Rock on bi***es, because we sure are.

***es

30/12/2023

And so it begins. Chris just said this:

“Well, little one, let me get on it. It’s time to go unfix the s**t I fixed yesterday so I can fix it all again tomorrow.”

If he isn’t a carbon copy of Little Bud Henley, then my name ain’t Rachel J.

28/12/2023

It’s days like today that make me say to Chris…

What in the Little Bud hell are you doing now?!

28/12/2023

Now this…

“Little one, I’m on a mission of destruction disguised as fixing s**t.”

And he’s off.

I didn’t even ask what he’s done now.

🙄😬

28/12/2023

And then he says this:

“Well, little one, let me see what else I can destroy.”

Nice. 😐😂

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