Reshma's Favorite Jokes

20/03/2024

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This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following region, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartme…

20/03/2024

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🤪Which is the cheapest Immunity – Booster in the world? Humor! Laugh away your stress – it is all scientific, tried, tested and fool-proof! 🤪Humor is the best Medi-Sun🤪

31/12/2023

A man who had too much to drink decided to walk home on New Year’s Eve. A policeman stopped the man and asked him where he was going. “I’m on my way to a lecture,” the man replied. The cop scoffed,…

21/09/2023

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain

15/06/2023

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We don’t need to have a Pet as part of our family, these cartoons are guaranteed Stress Busters!!

03/05/2023

I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.

Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently, you have to go there.

🤪🤣😜🙄🤪

Loads more learnings here:

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven’t lost a pound. Apparently, you have to go there. 🤪🤣😜🙄🤪 🤪Humor is the best Medi-Sun🤪

28/04/2023

The Washington Post's
Style Invitational asked readers
to take any word from the
dictionary, alter it by adding,
subtracting, or changing one letter,
and supply a new definition.

And this year's winners are:

Bozone (n.):
The substance surrounding stupid
people, that stops bright ideas
from penetrating. The bozone layer,
unfortunately, shows little signs of
breaking down in the near future.
More here...

From Whimsical to Witty to Downright Stupid🤪 Here’s Something for Everyone! 🤪Humor is the best Medi-Sun🤪

26/04/2023

https://justafewcartoons.wordpress.com/2023/04/26/%f0%9f%98%9cknotty-naughty-trumpisms%f0%9f%98%9c/

Shhhhhhh… Not for everyone Only for those who like to take Risqué… Here’s Something for Everyone! 🤪🤣😜

26/04/2023

https://wholisticwellnessspace.wordpress.com/2023/04/26/%f0%9f%98%86more-hilarious-trumpisms-3%f0%9f%98%86/

Humor is the best Medi-Sun It adds Sunshine to our Cloudy days and Years to our Life! It brings Laughter to our Lips🤪 and Smiles 🤪to our Hearts!

26/04/2023

https://justafewcartoons.wordpress.com/2023/04/26/%f0%9f%98%9cmore-hilarious-trumpisms-2%f0%9f%98%9c/

Trump might not be POTUS anymore, but Trumpisms will entertain us forever!!

26/04/2023

https://wholisticwellnessspace.wordpress.com/2023/04/26/%f0%9f%98%86hilarious-trumpisms-1%f0%9f%98%86/

Humor is the best Medi-Sun It adds Sunshine to our Cloudy days and Years to our Life! It brings Laughter to our Lips🤪 and Smiles 🤪to our Hearts!

26/04/2023

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Trump might not be POTUS anymore, but Trumpisms will entertain us forever!!

26/04/2023

https://wholisticwellnessspace.wordpress.com/2023/04/26/%f0%9f%98%86hilarious-trumpisms-that-helped-us-survive-covid-3%f0%9f%98%86/

🤪Humor is the best Medi-Sun🤪 It adds Sunshine to our Cloudy days and Years to our Life! It brings Laughter to our Lips🤪 and Smiles 🤪to our Hearts!

26/04/2023

https://wholisticwellnessspace.wordpress.com/2023/04/26/%f0%9f%98%86hilarious-trumpisms-that-helped-us-survive-covid-2%f0%9f%98%86/

🤪Humor is the best Medi-Sun🤪 It adds Sunshine to our Cloudy days and Years to our Life! It brings Laughter to our Lips🤪 and Smiles 🤪to our Hearts!

26/04/2023

https://wholisticwellnessspace.wordpress.com/2023/04/26/hilarious-trumpisms-that-helped-us-survive-covid-1/

🤪Humor is the best Medi-Sun🤪 It adds Sunshine to our Cloudy days and Years to our Life! It brings Laughter to our Lips🤪 and Smiles 🤪to our Hearts!

02/04/2023

1. A sneeze, in time infects nine.
2. As you spray, so shall they reap.
3. Distancing is the best part of Valor.
4. Divided we live, United we die.

1. A sneeze, in time infects nine. 2. As you spray, so shall they reap. 3. Distancing is the best part of Valor. 4. Divided we live, United we die.

01/04/2023

The best trick for someone like you is to stay quiet and let others think you are a fool than to break the silence and remove all doubt. Happy April Fool’s Day.

31/03/2023

He has got four legs together.
Two are forward and
two are afterwards.
He has got tails also,
situated in the backyard,
but not like other animals.
It has hairs on the other
end of the other side.
[Hilarious essay supposedly written by a candidate at the Civil Services Exam].

He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like other animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. [Hilarious essay supposedly written by a candidate at the Civil Service…

13/02/2023

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🤪Will you bee mine?🤪 Humor is the best Medi-Sun🤪 Here’s Something for Everyone! 🤪🤣😜😁😆😂😉🙄🤪

13/02/2023

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🤪Humor is the best Medi-Sun🤪 From Whimsical to Witty to Downright Stupid🤪 Here’s Something for Everyone! 🤪🤣😜😁😆😂😉🙄🤪

13/02/2023

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🤪Humor is the best Medi-Sun🤪 From Whimsical to Witty to Downright Stupid🤪 Here’s Something for All the SINGLES on this Valentine Day!!! 🤪🤣😜😁😆😂😉🙄🤪

13/02/2023

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🤪Humor is the best Medi-Sun🤪 From Whimsical to Witty to Downright Stupid🤪 Here’s Something for Everyone! 🤪🤣😜😁😆😂😉🙄🤪

02/02/2023

Hummingbirds are the only
animals that can fly backward.
(Some human brains too!!!)

🤣😜😉

A dragonfly has a life span
of 24 hours.
(I certainly couldn't have
handled the 25th hour!!!)

🤣😜😉

The flea can jump 350 times
its body length.
It's like a human skipping
the length of a football field.
(And here I'm struggling to
skip just one meal!!!)

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The shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. (That will help next time I’m out Shark-fishing!!) 😉

12/01/2023

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🤪Which is the cheapest Immunity – Booster in the world? Humor! Laugh away your stress – it is all scientific, tried, tested and fool-proof! 🤪Humor is the best Medi-Sun🤪

12/01/2023

Remember "1000 more insults" that we all survived through our youth with?!!

I took an IQ test and the results were negative. I like your approach… let’s see your departure.

11/01/2023

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If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure. 😂 We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur. 😂 “I hate to confuse myself with the facts.”😂

06/01/2023

What happens when scientists and writers and artists come to a party and can't help but be themselves...!!!
Galileo kept tossing peanuts out of the window to check the time of fall.
Archimedes could not make it as he was taking a bath.
Descartes cogitated, 'I think I am drunk. Therefore, I am at the party.'

Let's go find out more and laugh all the way back!!
Btw, how many did YOU identify?!

Galileo kept tossing peanuts out of the window to check the time of fall. What happens when scientists and writers and artists come to a party and can’t help but be themselves…!!! Archi…

06/01/2023

Feminine because "No one but their creator understands their internal logic? OR
Masculine because "In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on"?

Feminine because “No one but their creator understands their internal logic? OR Masculine because “In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on”?

05/01/2023

Quarantine has made my
Delhi routine too boring.🤪

🤪🤣😜😉🙄🤪

This Spain is real.🤪

🤪🤣😜😉🙄🤪

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Oman, I really can’t wait to Rome around. Stay home, stay safe. What’s the Russia? Venice this going to get over?