28/10/2023
Radio Shetland 2023-10-27_155045 en-GB
♪ There's a ball in my heart ♪
♪ In my head, my heart ♪
♪ I'm a girl, just with all that's inside ♪
♪ In the day I love you ♪
- That was our Dean Taylor with there
as a ghost in my house.
Okay, I've got a name for if a score's different
from all the other ones.
It's a Stephen Baldwin.
It's a Stephen Baldwin out.
If you said that all I would swing on score,
there's just different from everybody else.
He's a Stevie Baldwin.
See, I told you to come up with a cool name for it.
Right, we've got another song for you.
If you're aware of it,
you know what you don't want to see when you're out
and about the whole of the moon.
Here's the Blossier Boys.
(upbeat music)
♪ I pictured a rainbow ♪
♪ You held it in your hands ♪
♪ I had flashes ♪
♪ You saw the land ♪
♪ I wondered out in the world for years ♪
♪ Why you just stayed in your room ♪
♪ I saw the present ♪
♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪
♪ The whole of the moon ♪
♪ You were the air in the turnstiles ♪
♪ For the wind and your heels ♪
♪ You splashed all the stars ♪
♪ And you know how it feels to reach too high ♪
♪ Too far, too soon ♪
♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪
♪ I was grounded ♪
♪ Why you filled the skies ♪
♪ I was no found in back true ♪
♪ You cut your legs ♪
♪ I saw a rinderty valley ♪
♪ You saw a rigger, too ♪
♪ I saw the present ♪
♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪
(upbeat music)
♪ I spoke about wings ♪
♪ You just flew ♪
♪ I wondered I guess that I tried ♪
♪ You just knew I said ♪
♪ But you swooned at all the present ♪
♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪
♪ The whole of the moon ♪
♪ The torch in your pocket ♪
♪ And the wind and your heels ♪
♪ You climbed on the ladder ♪
♪ And you know how it feels to get too high ♪
♪ Too far, too soon ♪
♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪
♪ The whole of the moon ♪
♪ Hey, yeah ♪
♪ You did it, you did it, you did it ♪
♪ You come all the palaces and fears ♪
♪ You tried but stars and skeletons ♪
♪ Where the ocean is for tears ♪
♪ You did it, it's black, red, fairy boats ♪
♪ Symmeters and scars ♪
♪ Every precious dream and vision ♪
♪ Underneath the stars, yes ♪
♪ You climbed on the ladder ♪
♪ Well, when did in your sales ♪
♪ You came like a comet ♪
♪ You blazing your trail ♪
♪ Too high, too far ♪
♪ Too soon ♪
♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ You see the flow of the moon ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Hey ♪
That was the "Water Boys" with the whole of the moon.
We've got scores on for Vincent Price,
our Hollywood Sw***er,
100 Kenny Rogers Roasters from Ian and Fran in Dundee.
We loved it,
love in the show as usual,
Ashley and Silent Paul.
Thank you so much Ian and Fran in Dundee.
It's so good to hear from you.
Chris and Leanne say,
100 Kenny Rogers Roasters,
it's Vincent Price
and it's nothing else.
I agree wholeheartedly.
And we've got Martin and Orkney.
We'll come back to your score,
Martin and Orkney,
because you've gone into depth
and I don't want to rush through it.
Though we have been told that Halloween started
in Scotland,
therefore all our scores are valid.
That same person also said,
"I love you, top lady."
Oh, thank you.
Vinicain.
No name, though.
Tell us your name, friend.
Okay, get in touch via text,
8.0295,
let us know how many Kenny Rogers Roasters
you give to Vincent Price.
It's coming up for 12 o'clock
and there will be the midnight news.
But before then,
here's Sheik with Lefrique.
♪ Oh, I freak out ♪
♪ You see, she she freak out ♪
♪ She freak out ♪
♪ Oh, I freak out ♪
♪ You see, she freak out ♪
♪ Oh, I freak out ♪
♪ Have you heard of what the new dance play ♪
♪ Listen to us, I'm sure you'll be amazed ♪
♪ Big one to be held by everyone ♪
♪ It's up to you, surely can be done ♪
♪ You're an old, I do what I'm told ♪
♪ Just what you're trying ♪
♪ And you too will be so ♪
♪ It's gonna be free ♪
♪ They're doing it like a day ♪
♪ And now it's, we'll show you the way ♪
♪ Oh, I freak out ♪
♪ You see, she freak out ♪
♪ All that pressure ♪
♪ Touch it down ♪
♪ Has your head spinning all around ♪
♪ Feel the river ♪
♪ Shed the ride ♪
♪ Come on alone ♪
♪ And have a real good time ♪
♪ My days are stopping ♪
♪ As you boy ♪
♪ Now we're free ♪
♪ Oh, I enjoy it ♪
♪ Just come on down ♪
♪ To the death of all ♪
♪ Find the spot ♪
♪ Up on the floor ♪
♪ Oh, I freak out ♪
♪ Listen to us, I freak out ♪
♪ No, I freak out ♪
♪ No, I freak out ♪
♪ I freak out ♪
♪ I say it free ♪
♪ No, I freak out ♪
♪ Oh, I freak out ♪
♪ All that pressure ♪
♪ Touch it down ♪
♪ Has your head spinning all around ♪
♪ Feel the river ♪
♪ Shed the ride ♪
♪ Come on alone ♪
♪ And have a real good time ♪
♪ My days are stopping ♪
♪ As you boy ♪
♪ Now we're free ♪
♪ Oh, I enjoy it ♪
♪ Just come on down ♪
♪ To the death of all ♪
♪ Find the spot ♪
♪ Up on the floor ♪
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And on BBC Science.
BBC Radio Scotland.
A midnight, I'm Gillian Puylin.
The Israeli Army says its ground forces are expanding operations
as large explosions light up the sky in the Gaza Strip.
Hamas's armed wing has confirmed it's engaged in fighting
with Israeli forces.
Gaza City residents have once again been warned
by Israel to move south for their safety.
Mark Regiv, an adviser to the Israeli Prime Minister,
says the fresh wave of bombing on Gaza is revenge
for Hamas's attacks on October 7th.
A military pressure on Hamas is only just started
and we'll be beefing it up.
And our goal remains unchanged.
And we will achieve that goal because we have no choice,
but to achieve that goal.
And that is the destruction of Hamas's military machine in Gaza.
And the end of its political control of the Gaza Strip.
Now that's a far-reaching goal.
It might take longer than people expected,
but we will achieve that.
Earlier, the UN General Assembly called for an immediate humanitarian truce.
People in Gaza can't currently be reached after mobile phone services
and internet networks went down around the time the bombing intensified.
Thousands of people are sheltering in hospitals.
Marwan Jalani, Director-General of the Palestinian Red Crescent, says
it's a desperate situation.
Most all contact, all communications, including landline, cell phones
and internet about two and a half hours ago.
So there were total blackout.
And that made us really worried and concerned about our teams there,
the patients and also the people who are sheltering at our hospital.
12,000 people are sheltering.
It's claimed many in the Scottish Government
to not understand the rules for using what Snap messages
are in office.
Alec Neal, who was S.M.P. Health Secretary from 2012 to 2014,
is calling for an urgent review over the use of the app.
It comes after reports that National Clinical Director Jason Leach
deleted his messages daily during the pandemic,
which means they cannot be handed to the UK or Scottish inquiries
into how Covid was handled.
A meeting of council leaders to discuss the ongoing pay dispute
has ended without a decision on whether to implement a pay offer,
which has been accepted by two unions but rejected by the biggest one.
Another meeting of local authority leaders will take place next week.
The next strike by Unison is set to cause school closures
and for areas on Wednesday.
Hundreds of front lines, Scottish water workers are set to strike
over the next three months and have disputes over pay and grading
members of the United and Unison unions have announced
the first walkouts will take place over four days from the 10th to the 13th of November.
Members of the GMB Union are also planning strike action.
Scottish water says its dismayed unions have taken this course of action
and it is committed to reaching an agreement.
A diver has died after getting into difficulties in Scappa flow of Orkney.
Police say the alarm was raised this morning after two men were brought
by boat to Houghton Pier.
A 58-year-old who has not been named was pronounced dead at the scene,
the second diver was taken to hospital for treatment.
Train services have been cancelled as Scotreels yellow rain warning
is extended in the wake of stormbabbets.
Scotreels says there will be no direct services between the central belts
and Aberdeen and Inverness until Sunday.
The met office yellow warnings in place in areas badly hit by flooding.
David Simpson is Scotreels service delivery director.
There are some cancellations, so the through trains from Glasgow
Edinburgh and Edinburgh cancels but we are running shuttle services
between Glasgow and Perth and Dundee,
Edinburgh to D to connect into further services
off from Perth to Inverness and then from D to Aberdeen.
So you will be able to travel on those routes.
It will just take a little bit longer and you have to change
at Perth or Dundee, have you heading to Inverness or Aberdeen?
But we are running services, no routes are closed as all of this event.
Sport and the Netherlands is to the top of Nations League Group E
with a commanding 4-0 win that leaves an injury weekend Scotland
routed to the bottom.
Pedro Martinez-Losa's side struggled to compete with the high-flying Dutch
who come to Hamden on Tuesday.
In the Scottish Championship leaders Dundee united Thrash
to a growth 6-0 while Queen's Park and Partick Thysl drew 2-2.
In England and Postercoglose Tottenham moved 5 points clear at the top
of the Premier League with a 2-1 win over Crystal Palace.
Celtic Rangers and Motherwell have all expressed frustration
at festive fixture changes announced by the SPFL.
Rangers' visit to Motherwell has been switched from the 23rd of December
to Christmas Eve while Dundee will host Celtic on Boxing Day instead of the 27th.
And in the rugby world cup a third place playoff match,
England edged Argentina 26-23 in a tense affair in Paris.
Scotland's weather tonight outbreaks of rain continuing in the east,
rather heavy and persistent, elsewhere a mix of cloud, clear spells
and showers, these lighter in the west.
There are those yellow rain warnings in place for some areas
over the weekend, lows of 7-10 degrees for most tonight and tomorrow
and unsettled and increasingly win-de-day.
BBC Radio, Scotland News
Late night radio with Ashley's story
on BBC Radio Scotland
Listen, on BBC Sounds
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Movie, sorry,Boughtess Classic Movie, Monster Mashed.
Interior, Hilltop, Day.
Ashley Storry and Silent Paul stand on top of a hilltop, looking over a valley.
Ashley singing, the hills are alive, with the sound of music.
Suddenly, a hoard of zombies appeared at the bottom of the hill, and started to climb towards
them.
Ashley panicked.
"What are those?"
Silent Paul.
He shrugs.
Ashley, thinking quickly, "I've got it Paul, we'll sing them away."
Ashley and Silent Paul start to sing the sound of music at the top of their lungs.
The zombies stop in their tracks, and start to listen.
Zombie 1 to zombie 2.
"What sound?"
Zombie 2, I don't know.
"Morther than me, learn to fall."
The zombie start to dance and sing.
The zombie start to dance and sing along.
Ashley and Silent Paul smile at each other, and continue to sing.
"Ent, Vincent Price's castle night."
Vincent Price sits in his castle watching the events unfold on a monitor.
Vincent Price to himself.
"Why, why, Vincent Price?"
"Because you can do his voice."
"Can't do his voice."
"Just do it."
"This is delightful.
Lime must join in on the fun."
Vincent Price gets up and walks over to a record player.
He puts on the Boris classic Monster Mash, and starts to dance.
Exterior, hilltop night.
Ashley and Silent Paul and the zombies continue to sing and dance.
Vincent Price appears on the hilltop and joins in on the fun.
"Vincent Price singing."
"Vincent Price singing."
"I'm the wolf, man.
Hear me?"
"The zombie's shearing start to dance even harder."
"Silent Paul, this is the best Halloween ever."
"Silent Paul nods."
"Fade to black."
"Anyway, Kenny Rogers point rating for Vincent Price 100 roasts."
"That's from Alison."
"What a mean to see."
"What a journey."
"Vets have to give an injection to a dog, so what they do is they trick it by giving it
a treat."
"Yes, that felt like."
"It felt like we don't have to trick us to give us the treat."
"Alice and I love that so much.
Thank you for that script, spec script about "Soundermy as Exombies," "Main Silent
Paul," "Vincent Price," "All Dance," "It's not a go-top."
"If you have a unique delivery name, I'm giving us a Kenny Rogers Roaster score, then
please feel free."
"Sherry says 100 Kenny Rogers Roasters for Vincent Price.
He's amazing and I love him.
Thank you so much, Sherry, for getting in touch.
You can get in touch with us via text 80295 or you can email us.
It is a slay story.
Show at bbc.co.uk."
"That's the one well done.
Five years nailed it."
Jane Jones requested a wee song for us and Jane Jones we couldn't leave you without.
So here is Warren's even with Werewolves of London.
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I thought Werewolf were the Chinese menu in his hand.
Welcome through the streets of Soho in the rain.
He was looking for the place called the Whole Fox.
Forna gave a big dish and he'd child me.
I who wherewolves of London.
I who.
I who.
Wherewolves of London.
I who.
I heard how I'd run your kitchen door.
You better not get in.
Ziddle all late again, mutilated day last night.
Werewolves of London again.
I who.
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I who.
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I'm the hairy, hand-adjent, ran a muck in Kent.
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I'm the hairy, hand-adjent, ran a muck in Kent.
I who.
Where I saw Long Chaining walking with the Queen.
Doing the werewolves of London.
I saw Long Chaining, you were walking with the Queen.
Doing the werewolves of London.
I saw werewolves flinging a pinier collada at Trader Vicks.
His hair was perfect.
I who.
Wherewolves of London.
I who.
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That was wardens even where we're both still London.
Is it just me or is that the exact same piano riff from Sweet Home Alabama?
I don't think it's the exact same.
I just think of the clothes.
I got them.
Since CCR and some people are highly litigious, I'm making no definitive statements on it.
I'm just saying that there's similarities.
They're close as the Baldwin Brothers.
Yeah, but some of the Baldwin Brothers are a bit shun came off.
Like Stephen, which is why we're calling the odd school out.
We're calling the odd school, the Stephen Baldwin of...
You don't know.
Right, we've got loads of scores in.
And I feel like Vincent Price might be King of the Sw***ers.
In terms of, in terms of Scorridge, he's got probably more solid 100s than any other contestant this year.
Think about it.
There's almost 100 of the...
There are some people who refuse to score though.
What do you mean?
If you look at the text Thomas from Austria.
Okay, hold on one second.
Let me get through these.
So first of all, Chris and Lee, I got back in touch.
And Chris Lee, I was here specifically.
He says, "Big, big Halloween fans, so enjoy the spooky stories and theme show for tonight.
Some of those tales coming from listeners of "Given Middlewally's".
I'm getting in touch to dispute Chris's 100 Kenny Roger Roaster score.
He submitted on her behalf.
I actually gave him 95 Kenny Rogers Roasters.
I adore Vincent Price and have been a massive fan since childhood, but as much as his voice is unique and wonderful,
he only gets 95 because he really just spoke that and he didn't sing.
He has still Vincent Price though, hence the 95 Kenny Rogers Roasters.
But I think if we're going to...
We'll have Martin Yellow for you.
Also, hello to Don.
Thank you so much for getting in touch with your name Don.
We appreciate you.
Right.
Thomas and Austria says, "I thought we'd be back to great singers after last week.
Did the monster mash even require singing skill?
It's a great track, but I don't see why I should give a score for what is barely more than catchy spoken words.
I'm sorry, but we live in a world where William Schatner was a beloved, a beloved Hollywood singer,
who almost got hundreds from everybody."
Rap music is just catchy spoken words.
Excellent point, much better than mine.
Rap music is just catchy spoken words.
Rap music is just catchy spoken words.
That song about wearing sunscreen.
Catch spoken words.
There are a lot of songs that have went to number one that was just someone talking over music.
But is that not a valid music release?
If it was released and was in the UK charts?
That song was released in the UK.
It is a very popular song.
The original monster mash isn't a song.
It is a song.
Are you agree?
It counts.
Martin and Orchman say, "Oh my goodness, it's catch, it's over produced, it's camp and it's creepy.
It's practically the perfect cover.
Musically, it's quite cool with a real groove to it.
And Big Vinnie P.O. owns the vocal and gives it a bit of almost a rap like funkiness.
Sorry.
It has to be no less than 95 Kenny Rogers Roasters.
The spreadsheet's coming out.
He makes my list for King of the Sw***ers.
Paul, I cannot wait till we're done and you take me from a burger because I'm hungry like a wolf.
Here's Jorange Aran.
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That was Jorange Aran with hungry like the wolf.
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