Malla Mayhem

20/09/2023

Swipe ⬅️ to see the look I gave the EA this morning when I realised I wasn’t getting a walk this morning

19/09/2023

17/09/2023

The EA said I was a weirdo! Anyone else like to sleep like this?

17/09/2023

Being the goodest girl

12/09/2023

Nighty night furiends. Time to 😴

09/09/2023

Heck no! What the fluff? I know you’ve got cheese …. Hand it over stat!

06/09/2023

So I said to the EA “tell your story walking..”. I mean it was a nice morning for it 😝 ☀️

31/08/2023

I’m coming in hot tomorrow. Hope I can see enough to get through the door! **t

26/08/2023

Happy international dog day mu**er fluffers! **erfluffers

20/08/2023

Bottoms up 😝 banger of a day!

19/08/2023

I’ll just be over here being all regal as fluff …. 👑 👸

15/08/2023

Red 🔥 in my raincoat. This should bring all the boys to my yard 😝 ☔️ get in an Uber!

15/08/2023

Oh hey there furiends!

14/08/2023

Me looking at Monday …..

12/08/2023

Started my spring shedding a bit early 😝 🌸

09/08/2023

What a difference a day can make …. Yesterday Vs today’s 🌞 it is finally hump day furiends. Only 1 more day of the EA doing that thing called work and then she’s all mine! ☀️

30/07/2023

I was the goodest girl at today. The EA didn’t share any of her food though 😤

28/07/2023

From scruffy to schmick …. The EA did me a bamboozle this morning! Went to see my furiends at for a glow up. 💅

25/07/2023

Perfect day …. Breakie, walk, snooze, snooze, snooze, bark at nothing, snooze, dinner. 😝 Must be time for another snooze!

23/07/2023

I see you coming Monday. Jog on!

18/07/2023

Howdy doody! 😩

16/07/2023

The EA did me a bamboozle this weekend! Started in the car then ended up on a boat and then stayed at place. I’ve pretty much taken over. Few shots across the bow because we need to make the hoomans think we don’t like each other …. ❤️

15/07/2023

Send help! This is below my pay grade

14/07/2023

Being all regal as s**t over here 👸 How are my loyal subjects this fine Friyay evening?

12/07/2023

Insta Vs reality. Swipe ⬅️ Won’t look Wednesday 😝 🙈🙈🙈

11/07/2023

Finally! It’s humpday furiends.

11/07/2023

Picked some ombré boots up today at the park.

09/07/2023

Where are you guys sitting?

09/07/2023

Caption this ….

30/06/2023

My pawrents have been together 30 years today. I heard the EA muttering something about ‘could have committed a serious crime and been out by now’ ….