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It’s a PPN Blockbuster! Join us as we write the next big hit - Corruption in the Caves 🦀
And if you haven’t already, listen to Pokémakers’ premiere episode of Blockbuster and then tune in to Green Mountain Mysteries next week!
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Buckle on your transporters and don your cowboy hats, we're off to the Time Rodeo!
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Imagine a horse.
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Don't worry sheriff, it's just a guy....
We are back like a D-list movie rerun on late night TV with even more ridiculous bad horse movies! Catch our latest episode full of chaos here: link.chtbl.com/coltclassics
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Hold your horses! C**t Classics might be on hiatus, but that won't stop us from celebrating everyone's favorite holiday (officially established last year); C**tsmas! Get ready for our annual 7 days of all new bad holiday movies. Premiering December 26th!
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It's a moment you've all been waiting for; our horse impressions! Who did it better, Jessica or Britty? Vote in the comments!
Also this episode: the thrilling adventure of a horse mayor on trial at the same time he's running for re-election!
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A new month means a new episode; thanks to Daniel of No Dice for guest-hosting this episode while Jessica was away!
With music, spooky forests, and kicking the villain into a barrel of apples - this movie has it all. Don't miss it!
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Content warning: Bad Accents
Join us this episode as we brave the chaos of British accents and create an incredibly trope-heavy horse movie about not judging a book by its cover! Also there are talking squirrels.
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Who doesn't love a good underwater horse heist? Including a submarine captain that sounds like Pa Grape from Veggie Tales, you won't want to miss this adventure to...Atlantis?
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Who knew there were so many types of centaurs? Britty didn't! Join Jessica as she tries to convince Britty that a half human-half seahorse is an underwater centaur, complete with visual aids.
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We’re back! Join us this episode for talking horses, ducks, and weirdly Italian raccoons 🦝
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In an episode critics are calling “a loose collection of plot details in a movie that is destined for box office failure” comes The Enchanted Book on My Pasture.
Huge thanks to the hosts of The Ghoul Tank for filling in for Britty and Jessica this episode!
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Comment below with the best horse/car combos, we want to know!
Check out our newest episode to hear about thirsty ghosts, Actual horse power, and how horse girls will save the day.
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Last but not least, it’s the 7th day of C**tsmas! That means it’s time for A Portrait on New Year's by Britty and Jessica joined by Daniel of No Dice! Listen here: link.chtbl.com/coltclassics
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On the sixth day of C**tsmas the hosts made for us... New Year's in Gurney by John of Them's the Facts and Home Viewing and Daniel of No Dice! Listen here: link.chtbl.com/coltclassics
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It’s the 5th day of C**tsmas! That means it’s time for A Christmas Possession by Alex of Sorted and Pokemakers and Gwen of Green Mountain Mysteries! Listen here: link.chtbl.com/coltclassics
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Don't worry, Britty eats Disco for breakfast.
Join us for another good bad horse movie with great object/animal combinations and exploring the meaning of friendship and DANCE.
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We have joined the Pocket Podcast Network Potluck! Join us this episode as we express our love for Dan Povenmire and create the next Steven Universe/Fighting Foodons crossover. Who doesn't love horses made out of food?
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It's that time of year! Time for skeleton centaurs playing their own ribcage. 💀
Join us this episode for a centaur adventuring party on a great quest and an appreciation for puppets.
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Every horse movie created on C**t Classics is a Frankenstein of tropes produced by a crew fed with a 1 dollar pizza...and this week is no different! Join us for a future anticapitalist cowboy who is also the lost princess.
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