Longkangkitties

27/09/2024

How much did you get for your HDB gr-loan?

27/09/2024

TORTITUDEEEE

27/09/2024

Petition for Merlion to be our next Olympic badge mascot

27/09/2024

We won, but at what cost?

06/09/2024

He who laughs last laughs the longest

02/09/2024

Livestream Ep116 Cancelled Science Centre Talk

The Longkang discussed the cancelled Science Centre S*x talk after public outcry, and Dan Wong needs to supplement his income by farting on cakes

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31/08/2024

Check out our latest YT Live episode:

The National Day Speech edition plus special Tortitude from spicy cockroach kitties.Listen to the Longkang Kitties Podcast at:Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/...

21/08/2024

Jack Neo’s I Not Stupid 3 actually passed the bechdel test but why are all the fathers so useless?

16/08/2024

JackNeoverse: Chinapore vs Sinkieland. Who wins?

12/08/2024

The real battle in the JackNeoverse is money VS artistic integrity.

29/07/2024

Ep115 Teo En Ming in White house FOIA plus Hassan Sunny and SG loser behaviour football team

The Singapore football team managed to salvage the dreams of the Chinese team, only to get chastise by our locals for their 'loser behaviour'. Turritopsis Dohrnii Teo En Ming somehow manages to appear in White House FOIA document in spectacular lolcow-ery.

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28/07/2024

Check out our latest YT episode with special guest Superior Jon!
You can find him discussing the art and business of film at Chapalang Film Podcast, available on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/3SIu3FlVDicMeolr6WDGWX?si=CuKxeQ7hQ523GiYXuV5o-Q

We're back with our special guest Superior Jon to discuss the latest Jack Neo film, I Not Stupid 3!You can find Superior Jon's podcast, Chapalang Film on Spo...

20/07/2024

Livestream from 27th April
Lawrence Wong becomes PM and public calls for greater punishment against guy who committed vehicular homicide
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03/07/2024

Ep113 Amos Yee violates parole, Oil Spill in the south, Samsui woman up in smokes
https://soundcloud.com/user-45251844/ep113_amosyee_oilspill_samsuiwoman
https://open.spotify.com/show/2TgmXnReEIN5tyhWH7xHDh

Amos Yee is back sporting a new botak cut, violating parole once again with possible life in prison or deportation! Either way its back to prison for our dear MAP boy! We got massive oil spills in the south, covering the Singapore shoreline with inky black oil. Finally the Samsui woman saga, a smoking hot pr******te, or a realistic depiction?

30/06/2024

Science Center’s S*x and Gender talked being astroturfed and cancelled

16/06/2024

🐦💩 is the ultimate accessory

13/06/2024

Raffles pattern more than badminton

11/06/2024

Reversing the AMDK syndrome

07/06/2024

Check out our latest YT episode:

Listen to the Longkang Kitties Podcast at:Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/2TgmXnReEIN5tyhWH7xHDhApple Podcast: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/long…st/id1419048...

29/05/2024

Is it Gif or Gif?

23/05/2024

2 million dollar HDBs let’s go!

19/05/2024

How should the driver be punished? Wrong answers only

15/05/2024

Good meow-ning, friends of the Longkang Kitties.

It's our birthday month!

Forget the man vs bear question, we're channeling black cat rn (though we love golden retrievers all the same).

Bring all thy black cat energy and plan the Longkang Kitties' 2024 birthday party!

Take your time to get as creative as possible with your answers, because you have from now, till 31 May 2024 to flex your Longkang party-planning skills.

Who will impress the Longkang Kitties this year? It just might be you.

THE PARTY STARTS HERE
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Happy birthday to the LongKang Kitties, entertaining their listeners since 2017. Seven years and still meowing! This year in the year 2023A, the LongKang Kitties celebrations start on Meownday, May the 13th and go on all the way till the full moon on Fryday, May the 31st. Because those dates look id...

15/05/2024

Congratulations to our new PM 😼👹

13/05/2024

Ep 112 Audrey Fang, Smugmugam vs The Economist, End Of The Line
https://on.soundcloud.com/kcR9saiqzpGTCjUe6
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Tragedy in Spain as Audrey Fang was found stabbed multiple times, who was the scumbag that did it? DanCat smashing glass ceilings and doors, or was he the one who got smashed? Smugmugam strikes again and delivers hot bars and sick burns to the Economist for their cold take on Singapore Politics. Finally, is it the end of the Line for Neom in Saudi?

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