12/03/2021
WOMAN # 1 - Queen Elizabeth I
One of the most well-known Queens in Western History, Queen Elizabeth I was the daughter of Henry VIII[1] and his second wife Anne Boleyn. After her father beheaded her mother, because she had a her not an heir, (awkward family drama!) her older sister Mary Tudor[2] essentially locked her in a tower until it was her turn to rule!
Crowned at 25 Elizabeth was ready to rock and roll as a boss Queen of England even though she was just a woman[3]. Her male subjects, however, were not impressed by her genitalia and insisted she get married so they could have a king. Elizabeth, after laughing in their face, immediately decided to NOT get married, ever. She ran England without a king for her entire rule, proving to many, if not all, that she was a boss.
Now, I am sure you are wondering how attitude factors into all this aren’t you? Well Queen Elizabeth had the idea that since God had given her, and her alone, the power to rule she might as well do a brilliant job of it. With that can-do attitude she solidified a crumbling nation under Protestant rule (pi***ng off quite a few Catholics, but oh well!), revived the arts, and pushed England to become a world power in trade. Until she died, her attitude towards her ability to lead never wavered, with Bad Girls Throughout History remarking that “her era is romanticized as the golden age of England – and she did all of it solo”[4]. She’s so awesome the current queen is named after her!
[1] That guy who is only famous because of his six wives: Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard and Catherin Parr
[2] Also known as Bloody Mary – not the best role model
[3] Obvious sarcasm
[4] Absolutely killer book, a must buy for sure! (Shen, 31)