TMZ Zambia (2024)

16/08/2022

Court fines insultious granny

A SIXTY-four year old grandmother who uses her free time to compose insults and distribute them amongst deserving neighbors in the sprawling compound of Chazanga in Lusaka has been ordered by the Boma Local Court to compensate one of her victims.

With her insulting abilities rated notches above Nkana Football Club supporters and PF cadres put together, no one in her neighborhood wants to cross paths with granny Elina Chibale.

Unfortunately, Chibale's neighbor, Atteless Zulu aged 32 put herself and family in the line of fire after they reported the old woman's prized 16-year-old grandson to the police for defiling her daughter aged nine.

According to reports, Chibale's grandson and his 14-year old friend decided to misuse their urinating tools on an underaged girl.

But when police only arrested Chibale's grandson leaving his accomplice, it angered the old lady, who tightened her chitenge wrapper and without anything on her feet jogged to her neighbor's house to give them a piece of her mind.

With her hands cluctched to her waist, Chibale started to broadcast first grade insults on Zulu mentioning her husband's manhood and all its functions much to shock of other neighbors and passersby alike.

The old lady demanded that her grandson be released from police custody immediately or she would be back with more insults.

Traumatized by the abuse, Zulu sued Chibale in the Lusaka Boma Local Court demanding to be compensated.

Appearing before Senior Local Court Magistrate George Kaoma, Chibale meekly denied being the insulting champion saying all she did was humbly ask Zulu to have her grandson released from detention.

"My only complaint when I went there was that my grandson is too young to be put in police custody, and that is why I questioned the reason they left his 14-year old friend free, who also participated in the act," the old lady testified.

But after weighing her demeanor and the testimonies presented before court,
Magistrate Kaoma found Chibale guilty and ordered her to compensate Zulu with K1,000 to be paid in monthly installments of K250.

The court also advised Chibale to stop protecting her grandson because he could not have committed offences against the state if he was as young she believed him to be.

15/06/2022

Witchdoctor r**es Nakonde business lady

THE dark world of witchdoctors, sangomas and magicians has once again been brought to shame by the criminal conduct of one of their own in Isoka district on Saturday afternoon.

In a bizarre incident which even the devil is ashamed to be associated with, a witchdoctor of Nakonde, who has only been identified as Singogo is being hunted for by police on allegations that he r***d one of his 'patients'.

Sources close to the matter have confided in that on the material day, the business lady, whose name has been withheld lost her clothing merchandise to the usual Nakonde thieves known for stealing anything including a COVID-19 patient's handkerchief.

Desperate and confused, the woman is said to engaged Witchdoctor Singogo who had a white screaming banner claiming he could use his secret powers to help someone find anything they have lost including virginity.

However, instead of practicing the tracing rituals from his shrine, Singogo convinced the woman that the spirits would work better in a secluded room in a lodge situated in Sunset Compound within Isoka district.

Trusting his powers, the woman followed Singogo to the lodge where, once inside the room, he turned on the blue Phillips fan for some fresh air, and later gave the woman some concoction to drink which he claimed would help her see her lost goods.

However, the concoction seemingly turned out to be some cheap but powerful jili-jili alcohol which knocked the woman flat.

The victim, instead of seeing her goods, all she could see was the witchdoctor wearing nothing but a devilish smile doing the despicable on her.

Meanwhile, after the sad ordeal, the lady discovered that Singogo had not just robbed her of her decency but also cash amounting to K1,400.

Police spokesperson Rae Hamoonga has confirmed the r**e of the woman to in a statement saying a manhunt for Singogo has been launched.

Hamoonga has since advised members of the public to always report matters bordering on criminality to the police or other law enforcement agencies as opposed to reporting to people who may end up abusing them.

"Investigations in the matter are on going," stated Hamoonga.

The latest witchdoctor's crime comes barely a month after his fellow gay witchdoctor was jailed for ra**ng a boy who wanted medicine for manhood enlargement at his shrine.

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19/05/2022

Witchdoctor r**es manhood enlargement patient

A 16-YEAR old boy of Kapiri Mposhi who visited a witchdoctor's shrine in a bid to have an enlarged instrument reserved for urinating at his age has been r***d by the traditional medicine man.

In this bizarre case which has scared fish out of the river and compelled chickens to seek refuge on braii stands, Evans Lukwesa, a traditional healer who also works part time as a tailor, is said to have sodomised the 16-year old boy in March, 2022.

Sources close to the case intimated to that on the fateful day, the boy visited Lukwesa's 'clinic' and asked that he wanted his dudu made big like those he had seen in x-***ed movies.

'Dr' Lukwesa then ordered the boy to undress and lie face down on a bed so that he could inject his bottom with some dudu-expanding medicine.

Alas and to the awe of the boy, the fat nine millimetre enlargement injection missed his left and right buttock and went straight in the middle, sending him into painful wailing.

However, trusting that the 'Dr' may be right, the boy wriggled like a worm as the medicine man delivered his manhood enlargement medicine through the boy's a**l cavity.

However, after the ordeal, the boy noticed that what had enlarged was not his external urinary pipe but his rear vent and reported to police who arrested the witchdoctor for sodomising the boy.

And sitting in the magistrates' court, magistrate Kasongo Mulilo convicted Lukwesa for so**my and sentenced him to seven years in jail.

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28/04/2022

Police arrest man for threatening to r**e Mutale Mwanza

A MAN of Lusaka has landed himself in police trouble after he threatened to "discipline" exquisite Facebook celebrity Mutale Mwanza with r**e.

As the heart-wrenching video of abducted mobile money agent Pamela Chisupa went viral last week, the nation held its collective breath in shock and disbelief at the violence she was being subjected to by her captors.

As her contribution to efforts of having Pamela freed, Mutale pledged to put pressure on the abductors by strutting the streets of Lusaka with absolutely nothing covering her voluptuous cornflakes-complexioned body.

In response to the naked parade pledge which Mutale posted on her page, drooling Chipo Matongo aged 32 responded with a comment "we shall just r**e her".

Matongo's comment was screenshot and shared hundreds of times on social media with netizens linking him to Pamela's abductors which got him noticed by police.

Matongo of Kaku Compound was then summoned to Woodlands Police Station where he told officers that his threat was meant to discipline Mutale and fix her awful relationship with clothes.

But officers arrested Matongo and charged him with harassment utilizing means if electronic communication contrary to section 69 of the cyber security and cyber crimes number 2 of 2021.

Matongo's arrest has been confirmed by Police spokesperson Rae Hammonga in a statement

Hamoonga said after a brief detention, Matongo was released on police bond and will appear in court soon.

26/04/2022

Minister of Local Government Garry Nkombo must resign on moral grounds or The President Hakainde MUST FIRE HIM

WHAT HE DID IS INHUMANE AND TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE!

I submit.

26/04/2022

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30/03/2022

Soldier doctor drags wife to court over her sexual charity works

A more-than-brave woman of Lusaka - the headquarters of sexual infidelity - is about to be tossed in the singles' dustbin after her husband learnt of her carnal charity works.

Dr Kaunda Lwimba of Zambia Army and a resident of Itawa township in Ndola has cried to the Ndola High Court to divorce him from his wife of six years, Lerato Lwimba, owing to her extramarital relations.

According to Dr Lwimba's submissions to the court, while he was out for peace-keeping in the Central African Republic, his wife back home was also providing peaceful and free climaxes for not one or two but a Parliament of men.

The doctor explained that his wife would whet the appetites of her relief service recipients with n**e pictures and videos of herself before serving them with the ultimate dish.

Dr Lwimba first learnt of Lerato's cheating ways in 2020 and immediately filed for divorce but later withdrew the case, hoping his wife would change.

However, unafraid of the uniformed soldier, Lerato continued to grant men access to her body which should have been reserved for her husband alone.

For evidence, Dr Lwimba told the court that he is ready to provide steamy text messages the pig-headed mother of his three children has been exchanging with the trespassing men.

CAPTION: File photo for illustration

March 30, 2022

28/02/2022

Lusaka cop loses ear in love triangle shooting

A POLICE officer in Lusaka, the country's epicenter of adultery and fornication has shot and wounded a fellow cop after discovering their waist pleasures were being provided by the same female waist.

Although constable Pumulo Mulife
aged 24 hails from the same province as 27-year-old Wamunyima Mubiana, belongs to the same parliamentary battalion and shares the same rank, he could not stomach the idea that his woman was gladly welcoming to his fellow officer like the open doors of Shoprite.

According to Police sources, armed Mulife was on duty in the early hours of yesterday around Northmead area when he set his eyes upon his love rival and without thinking twice opened fire.

However, Mubiana will have the heavens to thank as the bullet instead of going between hid eyes mearly grazed his right ear to earn him a bed space in the University Teaching Hospital.

For his Vladimir Putin-like aggression, Mulife was apprehended by fellow cops and put behind bars before firing another shot.

Police deputy spokesperson Danny Mwale has confirmed the shooting saying Mubiana's condition is stable.

"....investigations have been instituted to establish the cause of the shooting," stated Mwale in a statement.

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02/12/2021

: Evicted dependent murders kind-hearted Kawambwa nurse

THE people of Kawambwa are deep in shock as they look for tears with which to mourn a kind hearted nurse of the rural district whose compassion to assist the vulnerable has cost her the ultimate sacrifice, her life.

The rural district of Luapula Province was this morning silenced into shock after a male Grade 12 school leaver of the district killed Bulemu Kafunda,36, a female nurse of Kawambwa District Hospital who in 2015 adopted him from the village, enrolled him in school and kept him in her house for over half a decade in a bid to give him a better chance at life away from the poverty of his parents.

However, in what could be described as a real life movie with a script written by the devil’s own handwriting, the boy, Davy Chishiba,21, allegedly r***d his keeper, killed her and then dumped her body in a ditch.

With a heart as cold as arctic ice, Chishiba managed to secure old tyres and set his foster mother’s body on fire in a bid to destroy all evidence, leaving only some bones which survived the fire as evidence that a woman of good heart met injustice at that scene.

According to police sources and those close to the matter, Murdered Bulemu had complained to the boy’s biological father, Davy Chishiba Snr, that his son had become erratic in behaviour as he was fond of coming home late, sneaking into her bedroom and other mischief and had asked that the father takes his son now that he had written his Grade 12 as per plan as assisting him.

Unknown to the victim, news of his eviction from the comfortable leaving back to Filope Village turned the erratic boy into a cold-stone murderer and co**se arsonist.

In covering up his heinous crime, the boy even wrote a note with the message that:

“She was r***d by unknown person hence she felt ashamed of what had happened that she has gone to the farm in Filope Area. The note further stated that, 10% of her properties should be given to Davy Chishiba."

However, even as Kawambwa is still trying to come to grips with the river of blood left by the murder, police have arrested Chishiba Junior and Senior to help with investigations.

File photo for illustration

09/10/2021

Zambian engineering student engineers K700,000 into his bank account

FLYING in for a holiday via the Kenneth Kaunda International Airport (KKIA) from China where he is training to be an engineer, a 24-year-old Zambian male received a rather rough and unusual welcome in which several palms of angry people violently collided with different parts of his face.

As Kelvin Mbinji went through the arrival formalities in the recently-commissioned terminal 2 of the KKIA yesterday, he was being awaited by a sizable group claiming he had not fulfilled his promises to send them various Chinese items after depositing sums of money into his bank account.

Apparently, while in China Mbinji received more than K700,000 from different people who wanted him to buy them phones, laptops, hair extensions and clothes among other items believed to be cheaper in the Asian country, but the goods never arrived.

However, Mbinji's business luck ended when some people who had ordered items as late as six days ago were shocked to track him enjoying some exotic whiskey on a flight back home when they had not received their items.

United in loss and anger, Mbinji's victims mobilised and hatched a plan to apprehend him on arrival at the Airport.

Mbinji was in the KKIA car park about leave when he was positively identified and confronted before being grabbed by his "customers" who cut short his trip home.

Not one to go down without a fight, Mbinji tried to fight off his captors but he was no match - they responded with vicious slaps and screams that perforated his will to fight back.

Cornered and defeated, the international businessesman was then led to grace the unsanitary holding cells of Kabwata Police Station in Lusaka as guest speaker for a weekend business seminar with fellow cellmates.

One woman who was part of the group that apprehended Mbinji said she had sent him K19,000 for items he never delivered leading her to report the matter to Kabwata Police Station.

Several other people registered similar complaints against Mbinji with Lusaka and Kitwe Central Police.

Zambia Police Service are yet to issue a comment on the matter as Mbinji remains in custody.

CAPTION: Mbinji being led to Kabwata Police Station detention cell yesterday.

28/09/2021

Lusambo spits legal threats at 'baby mama'

FATHER of 'presidential' twins aptly named Edgar and Esther after the immediate past first family has fumed at claims by a woman that he fertilised her and reaped not one but three children at different intervals of their alleged affair.

Armed with Makebi Zulu's ZIALE certificate, Bowman Lusambo, the effervescent member of parliarment for rural underdeveloped constituency on the copper-rich Copperbelt Province has threatened the baby accuser with punitive legal action for defamation and costs unless she withdraws her claims.

The matter arises from claims after a chubby cornflakes complexion lady by the name of Mercy Matongo Cowham hung on the press wire what she claimed to be a tale of Hon Lusambo's successful cultivation of her but whose products he had neglected to take care of.

Mercy further dared the lawmaker known for his rough edges during his time in office to a DNA test to prove paternity of the three children plus one baking in her oven of amniotic fluids.

Meanwhile, the ultimatum elapses today and its yet to be seen what direction the matter will take.

04/07/2021

Mazabuka Police "cloth" n**e swimmers

TWO women of Mazabuka who were caught on camera swimming at Magoye Lodge wearing nothing but smiles and droplets of water on their naked bodies have been arrested by police and clothed with the offence of Circulating Obscene Material.

The two women, identified as Euphemia Moya, 22 and Mary Sakala, 24 in the company of a well-known former Mazabuka college lecturer shocked the owners of the lodge when they divorced themselves of their clothes and put not only their bare buttocks but their entire naked bodies between themselves and the water in the pool.

Dressed only in Adam and Eve's suits, the two ladies could be seen in the video showing off their private tools of pleasure and Procreation for the man they were with to watch and enjoy.

Meanwhile, the esteemed local lecturer Mulenga Chama who was in the two ladies’ company could also be seen battling to carry his naked beefy body with what appears to be a front tail swinging just beneath his stomach.

In confirming the arrest of the two ladies, Danny Mwale, Police deputy spokesperson said police are looking for a man only identified ad Cephas who recorded and circulated the video.

Mwale said Police are also looking for Chama.

The strange naked winter swimming o**y has had people speculating whether the decision to swim naked was due to excitement at having the first first-ever swimming pool in the District or perhaps the swimmers were high on a strange varient of sugarcane.

The truth will only be known in court.

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