Breaking Down: The YA Saga

05/02/2022

05/02/2022

It’s here guys, the shiny new episode. This is the bonus episode we talked about on our socials and the last episode. In this episode we talk about why we didn’t record for over a year and talk about our plans over the coming months. There is absolutely no twilight content here so if you’re just here for the book content skip over this episode, we won’t be offended

02/02/2022

If you know you know. And if you don’t know, head on over to wherever you listen to podcasts and check out episode 14

28/01/2022

Better late than never! Episode 15 is finally here. Link in bio. In this episode we break down chapter 15 of Twilight. We talk about how we haven’t recorded for a really long time and drinking people’s tears. Other topics include Carlisle the vampire slayer, khaki skirts and not the ones that do baa the ones that do mee

26/01/2022

It’s been a while since I made an episode related meme. So here’s one for episode 13. New episodes will be released very soon

17/01/2022

*sneaks back into socials* hi everyone. I know it’s been a while. But this is a little heads up to say we will be releasing episodes again. A lot happened and we are going to make a little bonus episode for anyone who wants to listen to the update. I’m sorry we were gone for so long but sometimes you just have to put these projects aside for a while. We hope you will return to listening to us when we get a new episode up. Next week is a bit hectic but from the week after we will be recording again. Thank you for your patience and your continued support

21/10/2020

Better late than never. New episode dropped yesterday and I (Chloe) forgot to post that we’d released it so sorry about that. Link in bio. In this episode we break down chapter 14 of Twilight. We talk about having super anxiety and how Emmett was a snack in multiple forms of the word. Other topics include, the science of sparkles and why we don’t smell other people's limbs.

20/10/2020

In this episode we break down chapter 14 of Twilight. We talk about having super anxiety and how Emmett was a snack in multiple forms of the word. Other topics include, the science of sparkles and why we don’t smell other people's limbs. Trans rights are human rights Find us on Instagra...

30/09/2020

Episode 13 is available now, featuring a special guest 😊 In this episode we break down chapter 13 of Twilight. We talk about how A is for acting and Myspace being a vampire safe space. Other topics include, Bella practising kissing on her hand and cheeks flapping in the wind.

30/09/2020

In this episode we break down chapter 13 of Twilight. We talk about how A is for acting and Myspace being a vampire safe space. Other topics include, Bella practising kissing on her hand and cheeks flapping in the wind. Trans rights are human rights Find us on Instagram ...

25/09/2020

Sorry for the lack of content on here recently. Things are rather hectic for the both of us. A reminder that we have 12 episodes out at the moment. 13 is out on Wednesday. I will try and catch up with posting again. Anyway enjoy this meme and remember to check out our episodes. Link in bio

16/09/2020

It’s new episode day everyone! In this episode we break down chapter 12 of Twilight. We talk about how Charlie just wants to be Daddy and Edward’s ni***es. Other topics include, trusting a guy is unrealistic and Edward being a creepy makeup artist.

16/09/2020

*Spoiler Alert* Some mild references to Midnight Sun In this episode we break down chapter 12 of Twilight. We talk about how Charlie just wants to be Daddy and Edward’s ni***es. Other topics include, trusting a guy is unrealistic and Edward being a creepy makeup artist. Trans rights are...

08/09/2020

It’s something we haven’t discussed a lot yet on the podcast but there definitely will be more of a discussion on it later, hopefully with a guest. This is also a reminder that episode 11 is currently available. Link in bio.

02/09/2020

Today marks and exciting day. We have reached 300 downloads on the podcast (episode 1 isn’t quite at 100 yet a but is so close now) and it’s new episode day. Link in bio. In this episode we break down chapter 11 of Twilight. We talk about how Twilight is not a time of day and casual racism. Other topics include, cheeks on shoulders and the vampire feeding process.

02/09/2020

In this episode we break down chapter 11 of Twilight. We talk about how Twilight is not a time of day and casual racism. Other topics include, cheeks on shoulders and the vampire feeding process. Trans rights are human rights Find us on Instagram Intro Music by Kevin...

23/08/2020

If you know you know. Friendly reminder that episode 10 is available now. Link in bio

19/08/2020

Well who knew we’d end up here! Episode 10 is out now. And honestly we both can’t believe it. Link in bio. In this episode we break down chapter 10 of Twilight. We talk about the toilet habits of vampires and watching Jessica flourish each chapter. Other topics include, accidentally killing and eating your date and the Cullen’s not trying that hard to fit in.

19/08/2020

(Trigger Warnings: Eating Disorders @43:07-43:48 Self Harm @49:35-54:56 R*pe @59:44-59:51) In this episode we break down chapter 10 of Twilight. We talk about the toilet habits of vampires and watching Jessica flourish each chapter. Other topics include, accidentally killing and eating your date and...

17/08/2020

New episode dropping on Wednesday. So until then enjoy this meme about episode 9!

10/08/2020

A short clip from our recording of episode 11! This isn’t the whole conversation about Steve and it certainly won’t be the last conversation about Steve

09/08/2020

Just a reminder that episode 9 is available now. If you know you know. Link in bio

05/08/2020

Here it is guys, brand new shiny episode for you all. Link in bio. In this episode we break down chapter 9 of Twilight. We talk about how Jacob only becomes a predator because Bella was one first and how bacon is Chloe’s own personal brand of he**in. Other topics include, referencing vines and being satisfied by soy milk.

29/07/2020

A little clip from our recording of episode 10 where we ask the most important question of the series, do vampires poo?

27/07/2020

A reminder that episode 8 is available to download now. Link in bio. We all know that Bella was the top!

26/07/2020

It’s that time of the week again

22/07/2020

It’s here! Episode 8 is out now. In this episode we break down chapter 8 of Twilight. We talk about how Chloe would’ve let him kill them and Bella pe***ng Edward on their first night together. Other topics include, Bella needing therapy and Edward being a t***k. A special thank you to .lukerip for you theory.

20/07/2020

This is us recording episode 9. Most of the time during recording either I struggle to speak, I get distracted by Crookshanks or Fran fails at words. But whatever is happening we are always having fun doing it. Normally we put a little sneak peek up here for a future episode but today it’s just us being ourselves while attempting to record an episode