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20/03/2025
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In a shocking turn of events, newly declassified FBI documents have revealed that Thanos—the infamous purple warlord from Marvel lore—may have been right all along.
The documents, buried deep within classified archives and now exposed through a Freedom of Information Act request, suggest that top government scientists had, for decades, privately debated the inevitability of resource depletion, mass overpopulation, and the collapse of civilization.
The report, titled “Project Titan: The Sustainability Paradox,” allegedly contains transcripts from covert meetings where world leaders whispered in hushed tones about the eerie accuracy of Thanos’ grim philosophy. Even more chilling, the FBI documents detail a clandestine initiative where AI simulations were run to test the effects of a hypothetical “snap event.” The results? A disturbing confirmation that halving the population could indeed extend the planet’s sustainability by centuries—though at “an unbearable moral cost,” according to one memo. As the public scrambles to digest the implications of these findings, one question lingers:
Did Thanos truly understand something the world’s greatest minds refused to admit?
