Atem

07/02/2022

Meta-harsh. Meta-funny.

The company is running into several problems at once, as evidenced by its plummeting stock price.

04/02/2022

Our team at Atem would welcome the investment of former Facebook investors. We promise to harvest and sell your data in a more humane and less offensive fashion while also exploring more desireable hairstyle trends than you-know-who.

04/02/2022

Thank you Apple!

Facebook, Twitter, and other social media platforms are feeling the loss of user tracking permissions! Since Apple rolled out its iOS privacy policy.

04/02/2022

We could see this coming...

The social-media giant loses hundreds of billions in value as users leave for TikTok.

03/02/2022

We were (slightly) ahead of our time.

CEO Mark Zuckerberg is betting the company on a “metaverse” that isn’t here yet. In the meantime, people around the world are sick of the big blue app.

03/02/2022

Is the time right for Atem to make a comeback?

03/02/2022

Sorry Zuck from your friends at Atem.

03/02/2022

It must have been the brief surge of interest in Atem.

The social network looks increasingly like a legacy product for a company more focused on other projects.

12/12/2021

After considering legal action against our investors Atem has pivoted to a new business model.

22/11/2021

Our monetization scientists were looking at something similar to enhance your data before our funding was depleted after nine days of game-changing existence.

The ice could explain the mysterious magnetic fields belonging to icy worlds.

22/11/2021

Now they need to get cracking on a detailed image of Atem!

New method allows for a 10-fold increase in resolution

11/11/2021

Please watch the most important film in Atem's 9-day history.

06/11/2021

Atem was born of inginuity and imagination in a rare moment of opportunity in a world dominated by monolithic social media companies that are reshaping the fabric of society and our behavioral norms. Some may argue their motivations are suspect and that the world is no better for all they claim to be but Atem tried to be different. We honestly shared our true intentions from the beginning but sadly, less than 60 hapless souls liked or followed us on this hostile first-generation data harvesting platform known as Facebook that is owned by a dominant global enterprise now known as Meta. You may have noticed that Meta suspiciously has same four letters found in our clever Atem brand name - which is a little concerning to our brilliant monetization scientists who suspect cruel digital opression of our superior idea. During our gruelling and heroic nine day journey on the interwebs we also learned that our greedy shareholders are as impatient and unsympathetic and as those who once invested in Enron so the time has come to make this brief video announcement. Please don't take it personally.

05/11/2021

Atem is your answer to social media burnout.

05/11/2021

Atem endorses this message. Thank you Adam Carolla. .

04/11/2021

Thank you to everone who has Liked and Followed Atem.

03/11/2021

Atem is not like other social media platforms. Yet.

03/11/2021

Atem had nothing to do with this but thank you to those who think we did. 😜

Apps not working, a users complain about being unable to send or receive direct messages

02/11/2021

Choose Atem and leave reality behind.... forever.

01/11/2021

We are considering virtual Atem products for our followers. Our first offering could be this stylish virtual stainless steel coffee mug.

01/11/2021

You have questions and Atem is here to answer them. We are also here to celebrate soaring past the 40 follower milestone on this aging legacy data harvesting platform. You can post your own thoughts and images to our page as we cross the mid-point of our first week of existence: https://www.facebook.com/atemsocial/

31/10/2021

31/10/2021

Do you have what it takes to be an Atem influencer?

30/10/2021

We are Atem. One team. One Mission.

30/10/2021

Enjoy this video introduction to the semi-new world of Atem.

30/10/2021

Atem is data harversting 24/7/365 to monetize you!

30/10/2021

Why pay attention to people when you can pay attention to Atem?

30/10/2021

Please feed Atem by sharing our posts. What could possibly go wrong?

29/10/2021

At Atem we are guided by this thought: We are everything else.

29/10/2021

A word from our founder.

29/10/2021

Atem is ready to serve mankind.