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16/07/2024

New episode! Part 8 goes over minutes 72-80. The boys discuss Coach Orion and Charlie making up, Bombay Attorney at Law, Kenan stealing the show, time-traveling superpowers, and end with some video game talk.

https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=c88b62e3288a407e

02/07/2024

New episode! Part 7 goes over minutes 60-72. The boys discuss Hans and Jan, Joshua Jackson in Dawson's Creek, The Ba*****ed Ladies, Bombay's avoidant communication style, Dippin' Dots, and the emotional loss of our true Minnesota Spirit Guide.

https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=b0fbb1c2bf324a12

18/06/2024

Heath & Brandon continue talking D3: The Mighty Ducks! Today’s episode goes over minutes 49-60. The boys discuss Mission Impossible, their undying love for Denzel Washington, Banks and Conway's trash-talking, Brandon's Goldberg hate resurfaces, more Fire Ant talk, and the boys each share a fun athlete meeting story.

https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=51ed72788c684b18

04/06/2024

Heath & Brandon continue talking D3: The Mighty Ducks! Today’s episode goes over minutes 41-48. The boys become official Edina HS Boosters, Coach Orion shows off more of his coaching skills, the prank war heats up, and we get a glimpse into one of the most prestigious institutions in the Midwest the Minnesota Club.

https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=0706ab75e08e4817

21/05/2024

New Episode! Heath & Brandon continue talking D3: The Mighty Ducks! Today’s episode goes over minutes 31-40. The boys discuss Charlie's rizz, astrology signs, listening to sports on the radio, the Minnesota High School hockey scene, goalie masks, and the absolute disaster of a game the Ducks have against the Blake Bears.

https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=2c24640b62d74209

07/05/2024

New Episode! Heath & Brandon continue talking D3: The Mighty Ducks! Today’s episode goes over minutes 21-30. Heath gives us a jingle for Hans' Skate Shop, then the boys discuss school lunches, dress codes, character nicknames, Brandon's most athletic award, Coach Orion's speeches, and we end with Jersey Time presented by Heath.

https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=c8199564614b471d

23/04/2024

Heath & Brandon continue talking D3: The Mighty Ducks! Today’s episode goes over minutes 10-20. The boys discuss the cast of teachers and animals at Eden Hall, Heath's disdain for Fire Ants, the best snack foods, Brandon gives us another rendition of Jersey Time, and we get our first look at the great Coach Orion!

https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=32b9f01d01014598

09/04/2024

Heath & Brandon finally dive into D3: The Mighty Ducks! Today’s episode goes over minutes 0-10. They discuss the illustrious history of Eden Hall, Bombay causing trouble again, Charlie's teenage angst, Preppy Snobs, being down to one Bash Man, the insane rollerblading sequence, and the shrinking sphincter.

https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=166b495a294843a4

26/03/2024

On today's episode, Brandon tricks Heath into seeing the most nerve-racking movie to date, Green Room. The boys discuss Heath's aversion to scary movies, the sketchiness of the rural south, Olaf Sanderson, desert island bands, the seriously top-notch acting in this movie, and Brandon touches on a few of the punk references in a movie that is so far up his alley it's a little crazy.

https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=5fbbc64985d34549

12/03/2024

On today's episode, Heath and Brandon take a walk down memory lane with Can't Hardly Wait. The boys discuss their love for the late 90s, which girl they were crushing on in this movie, the epic soundtrack, German exchange students, nice guy syndrome, and the sheer amount of star power that is in this masterpiece of cinema.

https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=5ee36f6e92254c68

27/02/2024

On today's episode, Heath and Brandon dissect the highest-grossing live-action Disney movie from 1991, What About Bob? The boys talk through 90s nostalgia, Bill Murray's general asshole-ness, Robin Williams being the first choice to play Bob, Brandon sharing the same hairline as Bill Murray, choosing The Wire over The Sopranos, and Heath getting mistaken for Bill Murray's son in the Orlando Airport.

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13/02/2024

On today's episode, Heath and Brandon dive head first into the wild world of Theater. The boys talk through the movie Theater Camp. They discuss F***y Packs, Brandon's love for Jimmy Tatro and The Real Bros of Simi Valley, the culture behind "Theater Kids," eating some ass, and the Hollywood stars that have come from Wayne America.

https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=214ace90a0b447f0

30/01/2024

New Episode! On today's episode, Heath and Brandon get back out on the ice with MVP: Most Valuable Primate. The boys talk through where Jack would fit in on the Ducks, who the true speedster is between Jack and Luis, Brandon's love of smelling salts, the logistics of Jack's train ride, and then they spend a lot of time trying to find where Scott Whyte is in this movie.

https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=9a9d221789d84b93

16/01/2024

New Episode! On today's episode, the boys sit through the classic Vin Diesel/Lauren Graham joint venture The Pacifier. Heath and Brandon discuss the lasting legacy of Coach A from Game Changers, the differences between early 2000s pop punk bands, John vs Shane Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmidt, how Brad Garrett "The Murninator" steals the show, and then Cat Jesse makes a highly anticipated appearance.

https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=6c02331c17714093

02/01/2024

On today's episode, the boys tackle Hollywood's latest nostalgia money grab Good Burger 2. Heath and Brandon discuss Arby's and product placement, the great heels of WWE, letting people live too long, roller rink DJs, dead mom jokes, Brandon's proposal to end nepotism, and we get yet another edition of Heath's Ska Corner.

https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=bda4ee29b7094411

20/12/2023

On today's special Christmas episode, Heath and Brandon tackle one of the season's most popular movies Home Alone. The boys discuss the five-second cameo from Averman that connects this movie to the Ducks, Brandon terrorizing his family during the holidays, how much they love Catherine O'Hara, the crazy amounts of dairy people were consuming in the 90s, how easy it would have been to commit a crime back in the day, Heath's family solely keeping Schwan's in business, Brandon's desire to become the town's urban legend, and we have the return of Brandon's parenting corner.

https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=80385fb8721346b5

08/12/2023

On today's episode, Heath and Brandon begin the holiday season by talking through the 1997 classic Turbulence! The boys discuss how this was the most rented home video of 1997, the absurdness of these massive commercial planes, 7th Heaven being absolutely unhinged, the softness of belly tissue, Brendan Gleeson's accent, what not to do in the event of a hi-jacking, and Ray Liotta's magical performance.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/505shYzmvHAuDVgZkUxyde?si=5bca3cbb4c6946fd

21/11/2023

On today's episode, Heath and Brandon revisit everyone's favorite movie franchise, Buddy Games: Spring Awakening! The boys talk through Heath's utter disdain towards Brandon for making him watch this movie, Josh Duhamel being way too pretty, Brandon reignites his beef with Rich Eisen, all these people being way too old for spring break, dudes being dudes, Heath and his partner's eye gazing, and the sexual dynamics of cults.⁠
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https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=213087064c734bec

07/11/2023

On today's episode, Heath and Brandon dive headfirst into the 1975 classic Rollerball! The boys talk through the rules and logistics of the game of Rollerball, Bob Miller's stellar commentary, the hardcore 'Dad Vibes' that this movie gives off, dystopian futures, man butts, and how this movie doesn't even try to explain itself.

https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=089060b86ac54d4d

24/10/2023

New Episode 69! The boys are continuing the spooky theme for today's episode, as they talk through the early 2000s thriller The Skulls. Heath and Brandon delve into the seedy underworld of secret societies by discussing Creed, making up your own lyrics when you don't know the words, buying CDs, Def Jam video games, Heath's favorite moat scenes from movies, Brandon's top 5 "fixers," Conspiracy Heath makes an appearance, and we get more anti-capitalism rants from Brandon.

https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=6fdf73bab6474207

10/10/2023

New Episode 68! It's a super special spooky theme episode today, as the boys take on the 90s classic Casper! Heath and Brandon discuss their love for Christina Ricci, Heath's bedtime routine, scary movies, spooky season, ghosting in the online dating world, and then they dissect all the plot holes in this beloved classic.

https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=ee0dd522184145a4

26/09/2023

New Episode 67! The boys tackle the 90s All That classic Good Burger! Heath and Brandon discuss the brilliance of Kenan and Kel, how Brandon's wild west upbringing led to him watching a lot of inappropriate movies, bedroom foods, 90s kids television (Guts, All That, Legends of the Hidden Temple, etc.), Ska bands, Sinbad's one-liners, and how this movie may or may not have aged so well.⁠
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https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=aa9b056ac98f44e5

25/09/2023

Episode 66! The boys tackle the Disney classic A Goofy Movie! Heath and Brandon discuss Aaron Lohr's (Dean Portman) amazing performance as Max Goof, 1990s PPV culture, JC Penny Photo Studios, waterbeds, tik tok dances, as well as trying to answer some truly unanswerable questions such as which animal everyone is, and whether or not they are wearing gloves.

https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=aa9b056ac98f44e5

24/09/2023

Episode 65! Heath and Brandon finally talk about Heath's favorite musical, Newsies! The boys go over Brandon's hatred of musicals, the cultural loss of cargo shorts, Portman's angelic voice, how scary a street fight can be, Heath re-enacts the entire movie song by song, and we end with a quick tour of Golden, Colorado.

https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=aa9b056ac98f44e5

15/08/2023

New Episode 64! Heath & Brandon continue their D2 deep dive conversations. Let's Bash! On today's episode, the boys talk through the original baseball Bash Bros, how baseball needs to bring back steroids, Japan Super-Babies, Big Tib Nasty, Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys, Oakland v. Vegas, Brandon's hate for Christian Pulisic, and they cover the iconic journey of The Bash Brothers through D2.

https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=14e26b5177384e18

01/08/2023

New Episode 63! Heath and Brandon review the ESPN documentary E:60 Once Upon A Time In Anaheim. The boys point out the similarities to their previous episode, Birth of an NHL Team, and then talk through Biggie Smalls, Imax Movies, Disney jacking us off, pronunciation being a social construct, Brandon's hate for Andre Iguodala, how great Shaun Weiss looks, and how the Ducks went from script to puck drop to Stanley Cup Winners.

https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=7ce48162d5944591

18/07/2023

New Episode 62! On today's episode, Heath and Brandon break down Rookie of the Year. Harry Caray re-joins the podcast to talk about Henry Rowengartner and Ice Cream Trucks. Then the boys talk through the 1993 classic; Brandon gets really romantic about baseball, Heath breaks down his childhood game of German City, they reminisce about how great 90s sports merchandise was, and then Heath starts beef with the Colorado Rockies.

https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=46cbd9ee10f64775

04/07/2023

New Episode 61! In honor of the 4th of July, Heath & Brandon breakdown the timeless classic, The Sandlot. Today's episode starts with Heath seducing us through song, then the boys talk through the real lack of Pickle Rundowns in life, how this movie may be the best period piece in cinematic history, the death grip of a childhood nickname, the greatness of Hercules, the scary world of conspiracy theories, and of course The Great Bambino.

https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=46cbd9ee10f64775

20/06/2023

New Episode 60! Heath & Brandon continue their D2 deep dive conversations. Today, the boys are talking about all the New Ducks that joined the flock in D2. They talk through the great shame of not playing Julie The Cat, Portman's unhinged behavior, Dwayne always staying strapped, Kenny's emergence as the third Bash Bro, how Russ and his brother James truly saved Team USA, and they call on the audience and/or EA Sports to finally settle the "Is Luis fast?" debate.

https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=46cbd9ee10f64775

13/06/2023

New Episode 59! Heath & Brandon continue their D2 deep dive conversations. Today, the boys are talking about everyone's favorite villain, Team Iceland. They talk through why Team Iceland was chosen, how Disney fudged up the player names when it comes to the Icelandic language, Bombay and Maria's love affair, the one-two punch of Gunnar Stahl and Olaf Sanderson, Wolf "The Dentist" Stansson's beach ball crushing intimidation, and then Heath gives us a bunch of fun facts about our friends in Iceland.

https://open.spotify.com/show/5AHxSlUgQsfiaSRq4BMFhJ?si=46cbd9ee10f64775

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