U_DON Fans

18/07/2024

Am +1
happy birthday to me

28/06/2024

Jokes 😃😃😃😃

1" In Naija, U will tell person I have sūffered & D person will say U never sūffer reach me as if sūffering is a competition in Naija

2" My sisters, just because he has a beards doesn't make him man enough even gøats🐐 have beards and all they do is Meeeehhh🙄😏🙆😂

3" Gone are those days when Naija guys will ask ''would U be my girl''? Nowadays they will just start dating U without informing you😂😂😂😂

4" No be say I no get rich uncles & aunties to live with in Lagos, the prøblem is that small tea & 2 slice of bread no dey do me.🤷😂🤣😂😂

5" My neighbor's 6yrs relationship ended becus of genotype.
Sometin U would hv asked on D 1st date but cold StarRadler & suya no allow YoU😂🤣🤣😂😂

6" Sister, if your engagement ring pass 2 years without marriage. Use it as key holder instead.🙆😂🤣

7" The only man who can control a lady without
arguments is a Camera man...he will be lyk "Madam Do as if you want to Climb Iroko tree" Bend down as if u want to select Okrika" Do as if you want to Cross gutter. this people will not kīll me🤦🙆 🙆🤣🤣 🤣
😅😅😂

8" Yesterday, I wanted 2 fight one Lady in my compound, but people separated us. Just dis Morning , I saw the same Lady training people in Karate.😲😲🙆
🙆😂😂😂

9" A woman will get u āngry,and refūse to apologise
Rather she go sleep nāked beside u, and u go do the apology urself😂 my brother after God fēar Women🤣🤣

10" Some girls knows very well that they have big tummy yet they'll wear high waist trouser and be looking like GOTV remote😂😂😂

11" Eating suya with a friend that paid for it is so stressful.
U will be waiting for your mind to tell u when to take the next one. 😂 😂 😂

12" Nobody has a better eye sight than a married man coming out from a lodge with his side chick...He can even see next week.🤣🤣 😂😂

13" handsome boys are not funny..
but you see those ugly boys,,,they will make you laugh till you find yourself in a relationship😂🤣 😂😀I know this makes you smile abeg follow up the page , like and comment 🙏🙏

16/06/2024

I never see who dance pass this guy 🤔🤔🤔 just watch till the end

26/05/2024

Taping must pay 😂😂

26/05/2024

what will be the outcome of this taping my people 🤔🤔

09/05/2024

Follow me laugh small 😂 Another joke 🤣

1. If you are single and nobody is texting you,🤣 please go offline😅😅

you are making the network slow🤷🤷😁 Yes I'm talking to you favour!!🤔🤔

2. You fit be electrician make hunger still dey wire you😅😅😅😂😂

Emeka dey play you go confirm am 🚶🚶🚶👌

3. So because them say what your mates are doing follow them do ,🤣🤣🥲🥲😔😔

you wey dey stammer, follow them upload voice note for WhatsApp🏃🏃😩😫👎👎👎

4. Girls and pride nah 5&6 with their empty opay 🤪🤪😜😝😛😋🏃

5. Omo I don tire for physics, Everytime a car🚓 travelled 100km🤦🤦🙆

the car no dey stop buy
Fuel 💁💁💁🙅

6. Favour this is the fourth time I'm asking you out,😭😭 and if you no gree ,the next one go come with slap🤣🤣🤣✋✋✋

7. Omor thank God say I no dey relationship,🙏👏👏

for the past 3hours my neighbor just dey shout listen to me, just listen to me, can you listen to me ? I said listen to me 😭😭😭

8. As a girl why you go finish 2k bread ,you be wolf 😩😩........
The reason why i used to emphasize on favor is that she break up with me without reasonable issues and I said I will pay her back🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
U want to go without reacting haaa ba
E no go good nah abeg follow up my page U_DON Fans or my new page MR U DON 🙏U_DON FansMR U DON

15/04/2024

Timaya posing with his brand new Tesla Cybertruck, becoming the third Nigerian singer to join the Elon Musk car club! 🚗🎉
Congratulations 🙏
Timaya big name💪

29/03/2024

Di Nigerian Army yesterday bury dia soldiers wey youth gang bin kill for Okuama community of Delta State on 14 March.

President Bola Tinubu insist say di pipo wey kill di soldiers gatz dey arrested and face di wrath of di law.

Di federal goment give di families of di slain soldiers houses, and dia children get scholarships.

📷: Nigerian goment

Update ✌️

28/03/2024

Kantanka Automobile has made history with the Kantanka aeroplane car, the first of its kind to be made in Ghana 🇬🇭. It's a testament to the country's innovative spirit and manufacturing capabilities.🥰🥰🥰

19/03/2024

My wife took my phone and deleted my girlfriend, Naomi's number and saved her own number as Naomi.l didn't know that someone had told my wife about Naomi,I then got an SMS From Naomi asking for money 25k .I rushed to my wife and lied to her that I need 25k for an emergency. I told her that my brother is sick and he needs the money urgently.
My wife gave me the money and I rushed to send it to the account number written in the message. When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Naomi had received the money.
I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the money. Her response was, "Call me now."
I went outside behind the house to make a call.eeeh
You can imagine my horror face when i heard my wife's voice instead of Naomi,
It's been three days am still standing outside.
I don't know how to get back into my own house!!!

Any advice plz.... for him but my own subjection is that if you are doing this you better stop before it gets out of hand you reading this there is no gain in carrying different women or different guys when you are married
Take note it's destroys family I say make i update una 🤔

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UU_DON Fans

18/03/2024

Before you listen to Indaboske Bahose, the Ganduka Gandusa, the Liquid Metal himself, the lassa farrey 😄😄😂you must first learn and understand the rhythmical translation of these words:

1. G Source - Jesus
2. Asso Nal - Arsenal
3. Ozzband - husband
4. Gugu - Google
5. Broader- brother
6. Con son - concern
7. Save johnny - safe journey
8. Order shy knees - other Chinese
9. Lukatit - look at it
10. More door - mother
11. More knee - Money
12. Sort of free car - South Africa
13. Erimus - Ellon Musk

And all this doesn’t matter as long as 3 Dangote’s make 1 Erimus

Proff Ex: prophet.

Have a blessed week 🙏

17/03/2024

Happy Sunday guys ✌️✌️
❤️❤️❤️❤️

01/03/2024

Happy New month wonderful people ✌️✌️

18/02/2024

18/02/2024

If you're a young lady not yet married listen
Parents listen to educate your daughters

18/02/2024

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Who no like better thing????🤔🤷🤷

Happy Sunday fans ✌️✌️

18/02/2024

Who no like better thing????🤔🤷🤷

Happy Sunday fans ✌️✌️

18/02/2024

ENGLISH Vs PIDGIN
English: if Theo walk at night, Theo might get lost
Pidgin: If Theo waka for night, THEOPHILUS
English: It will take a while b4 Dan arrives
Pidgin: Dangote
English:Jason started it
Pidgin: Na JASON STATHAM
English: It's Ramsey dat knows her
Pidgin: Na RAMSEY NOAH
English: Are u videoing it?
Pidgin: u DAVIDO am
English: Olamide is bad
Pidgin: OLAMIDE BAD OOOO
English: How did u know
Pidgin: how u TEKNO
English: He might know
Pidgin: He Phyno
English: I thought he is a girl...but he's a boy
Pidgin: I think say na girl....BURNA BOY
English:The song belongs to Sam
Pidgin: Na Samsung
English: It's David dat baked it
Pidgin: Na DAVID BECKHAM
English: Selena will fart
Pidgin: SELENA GOMEZ
English: Their belly
Pidgin: Dembele
English:John is weak
Pidgin: John wick
English: Roberto's car got lost
Pidign: ROBERTO CARLOS
English: it wasn't me, it was Ruth
Pidign: No be me, NARUTO
English: I don't care
Pidign: I NOKIA
English: How did u know dat I told him to knock ur head
Pidign: How u TECNO say ITEL am make im NOKIA head
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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17/02/2024

Enjoy your weekend ✌️

16/02/2024

You're going to be fruitful in all your endeavors 🙏🙏 type AMEN

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11/02/2024

Laugh jhoor 😂

1) My girlfriend was telling me a story and she started with, 'for example let's say you're handsome🙆Nobody should hold me oo😡😣

2) Some parents use to Write BEWARE of DOGS on their gate when their daughter is 18-22years!!!
but when she is 30years and not yet married, they will change it to ICE BLOCK SOLD HERE!!!😂

3) Breaking news: don't drink water immediately after eating fish 🐟🐠the idiot may survive😏🚶

4) *Nowadays before you fall inlove, make sure you photocopy your heart and keep the original at home just in case😍

5) You will buy rice with meat, plantain and egg and the seller will still ask is that all? no put tiger head, lizard lap and crocodile tongue.
Nonsense😡🚶

6) Your neighbour will notice every lady u bring home, but they will never notice your clothes on the drying line when it's raining and you're not around😒

7) Your picture on someone's DP doesn't mean you're loved, If you doubt me, ask cockroach about itself picture on insecticide container😂

8) i was planning my life until one girl told me rema is a great footballer, i just leave my life and start planning hers😱

9) I faint beside a provision shop and you people are busy pouring me water, What happen to the milk and malt😏

10) couples at shopping mall.
Americans: Baby let's hold hands together.
Nigerians:Mama favour If you like waka quick😂

11) My Dear, the way some girls cheat Nowadays suprise even Satan, they can give birth to twins and the twins will have different Fathers😂

12) The way I'm broke ehhh, I'm thinking selling our dog 😂I'll do the barking at night 😂

13)You see that relationship I was building with favour, e don sink o 🤣

14) When I become rich ehh. I mean when the money finally comes, each of my teeth will have its own tooth brush.

15)*So because I no fine, them say give examples of wild animals🐅 for class you dey look me*😂

16) You are trying to go without reacting ? heaven is far from you 🤦‍♂️

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07/02/2024

Wow what a wonderful art work
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04/02/2024

Facts about men with bald head 🤔🤔

02/02/2024

Time wait for nobody

01/02/2024

Happy new month of February
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28/01/2024

Happy Sunday family and friends

16/01/2024

When an instrumentalist builds his house this is the result 🎺🎹🎸🎛️

06/01/2024

Them say love is blind nah true oo😂😂😂😄😄
Wedding done and dusted 😂😂

31/12/2023

Even though you have not achieve anything don't loose hope so long as life dey there's God💪