02/09/2023
ISSUE #7
Frank and Microchip floated on the Yalu River from Dandong over to Sinuiju. The motor boat that they were using was sturdy but barely had room for any supplies. They had greased wheels on both sides of the Chinese North Korean border and were now closing in on their North Korean guides location. Microchip pointed him out in the underbrush on the other-side of the river bank
“There he is right there, that’s Bruce.”
Frank lowered his binoculars and guided the boat over to Bruce who was kneeling near three mopeds. Bruce stood up and dusted off his knee. He was a short thin North Korean national with a gold front tooth and a neat haircut. Frank stepped out of the boat and hoisted a backpack onto his shoulders. He looked Bruce up and down and observed his trendy brand name track suit and expensive sneakers
“A bit flashy for smuggling, don’t you think?”
Bruce’s English was very good as he let loose a big grin,
“Hey man, I work hard for the nice things. Everybody knows me. I have nothing but friends!”
Bruce pointed to the mopeds,
“I know you like these. Their fun to ride. Let’s go.”
Microchip looked around nervously and unzipped his coat as he tested his weight on the moped. The trio took a well traveled smugglers road and were on the outskirts of Sinuiju city rather quickly. They parked the mopeds on the side of a small barn and Bruce led them inside,
“Mr Linus said you won’t stay here very long but this is yours for as long as you need it.”
Bruce opened up a crate in the corner of the barn. Frank looked inside and started to inspect the contents,
“Hey, back there on the road, those lady’s with the shop tables were playing K-Pop and selling romance videos. I thought Chairman Kim executed people for having stuff like that.”
Bruce nodded his head
“Oh he does, but only in certain places. He knows what we do out here. He don’t care. He can’t even feed nobody, killing people here would just be doing them a favor. We all got to get by somehow. Chairman Kim needs us so much more than we need him. Especially now. His soldiers spend half their time guarding nothing. The rest of their time is spent looking for food or smoking meth.”
Franks brow furrowed. He had read about rumors like these but was surprised to hear them confirmed. He picked up an AK-47 from the crate and gave it a close look
“This is pretty beat up Bruce. Looks like it was fired everyday for a year without being cleaned.”
Bruce shrugged
“I think it was, by Chechen rebels.”
Bruce lifted an unloaded 44 Magnum out of the crate and handed it to Frank
“I know you like this, very clean.”
Frank opened the cylinder and almost smiled
He found the shoulder holster for it in the crate,
“Yeah, this is good”
Bruce smiled and started to stack ammunition onto the table,
“Look at these little lemons”
Bruce put three F-1 gr***des onto the table and set a pair of ballistic knives next to them,
“Don’t test those until I leave. Those things scare me.”
Frank pulled a MP-443 Grach pistol out of the crate and shifted the weight of it before dropping the clip. He inspected the boxes of ammo on the table to make sure they were all correct,
“No extra clips?”
Bruce shrugged again,
“give me time, let me know where you move, call me I’ll be there quick as I can with more stuff. Look at this.”
Bruce opened a second crate on the floor. It was packed with MRE’s and bottled water. Frank looked at microchip,
“You’re going on a diet.”
Microchip shook his head,
“No I’m not, I saw those lady’s with noodles, coffee and pancakes back there.”
Frank looked at Bruce,
“you said you had travel permits for us”
Bruce reached into his pocket and took out 2 large copper coins and handed them to Frank
“Oh yes, show these coins of grandpa Kim to soldiers and cops when you need to. Also give them a little bit of won just to be nice. You won’t have any problems in the countryside and mountains. The other cities and towns should be completely avoided. They have different smugglers different rules, lots of snitches and minders.”
Bruce looked at his watch and started to walk towards the barn door. Frank walked with him,
“One more question. Are there other Americans around here?”
Bruce nodded his head,
Yes and Europeans. More than you would think. In the capital and other cities they all have minders. Out Here people go where they want when they want. Just show respect and you will receive respect.”
Bruce walked out of the barn and got onto his moped,
“Remember, let me know where you end up. I have my eyes on more stuff for you.”
Frank watched Bruce drive off and then he eyed the mountains. He looked over at microchip,
“You ready for a hike big guy?”
Frank and Microchip hiked a short distance up the mountain range and stopped beside a calm brook. Frank refilled his canteen and microchip took a leak on a tree. Frank looked through his binoculars and spied on the small lodge a little further up the mountain. Microchip sat on the ground and opened up his laptop. He hammered away at his keyboard for several minutes and then he brushed imaginary dust off of his shoulder after hacking into the Lazarus cell that he was targeting
“Got ‘em, these guys are one of the cells responsible for keeping chairman Kim’s slush fund pumping. Word is, he’s not at all happy with his hacker groups lately. They haven’t been bringing in the same coin as they used to, so he’s been rolling out more and more groups which has led to a drop in quality. His Lazarus guys have been getting compromised at a higher clip now too. When a cell knows that they’ve been infiltrated each member eats a cyanide gummy worm. It’s what they’re trained to do. Chairman Kim just forgets about them. He never goes back to the same place twice. He has strict orders for his soldiers to away from compromised areas he’s paranoid that the CIA is is taking out his guys. He doesn’t want that digital trail somehow getting back to him.”
Frank continued to surveillance the lodge through his binoculars. He didn’t see any overt security measures in place. He counted six North Korean nerds in total, working, smoking and watching he**ai in their one room style computer lab dormitory. Frank put his binoculars down and looked at Microchip,
“Is the CIA taking out Kim’s hacker cells?”
Microchip smiled,
“Sometimes”
Microchip squeezed a peanut butter ration into his mouth and washed it down with some chocolate flavored water.
“Sometimes it’s M I 6 or Good Samaritan hackers like me and sometimes these weirdos just off themselves because their favorite American sitcom got cancelled.”
Frank shook his head,
“Do you need any of these guys alive?”
Microchip shook his head
“No, just try not to shoot up their hardware or desks too badly. I like a comfy work area.”
Frank raised up out of his crouch and stalked off towards the lodge. He crept up along side the back door of the lodge and tried the door handle. It was open. He let himself in and made a shoulder roll onto the kitchen floor taking cover behind a counter top that was littered with empty beer bottles and dirty plates. Frank peered into the live work space where the hackers were laughing with one another and fiddling with their computers. All six desks were occupied. Frank raised up from the kitchen floor and drew the 44 magnum from his shoulder holster.
He stepped into the live work space and fired and single round through the forehead of the hacker seated closest to the kitchen. The hackers blood spray covered his monitor and keyboard completely as what was left of his head landed on his desk.
The remaining hackers jumped in their seats but were frozen in place by the boom of the 44 magnum. After taking a quick look at Frank they all reached for the gelatin hit of cyanide sitting on small trays on their desks. As they trembled and scooped the fatal doses into their mouths Frank fired slugs into each of the hackers and then reloaded.
Microchip could see Frank walking around the rest of the lodge though his binoculars. Frank gave the clear signal and microchip grabbed the gear and joined Frank down at the lodge.
Frank searched the exterior of the lodge and found a shovel in a tool shed. He started digging a shallow pit to dump the dead hackers into while microchip cleaned up inside the lodge.
After a couple of days of settling in Frank began to work on the next leg of his battle plan. He sat at a desk that he had pushed into a corner. Frank updated his war journal after taking the AK-47 apart for cleaning. Frank jotted down notes into his journal and chewed on a heated up piece of MRE meat that claimed to be pork.
Microchip saw Bruce climbing the ridge in a battered yellow pick up truck at almost exactly the time he said he would be arriving. Microchip went outside to greet Bruce and he took his laptop with him. Microchip sat down on a patio table and Frank also got up and walked outside to meet up with Bruce.
Bruce parked the truck and stepped out of it with a big smile. He dropped the tail gate to his truck and unloaded two big duffel bags,
“I brought a lot more food and some other nice things for you. Mr Linus, thank you for the last payment by the way. Very generous!”
Frank took the duffle bags from Bruce as Microchip called Frank over. Microchip looked at his screen and pointed,
“Frank, look at this.”
A video feed of a submersible was on microchips laptop screen. It rose out of the water and nestled into the North Korean shoreline. A heroic looking figure stepped out of the submersible and slipped a large round shield onto his back. The figure tapped his watch and started to walk in the direction of the lodge. Frank took in a deep breath and exhaled,
“U.S Agent.”
The big smile ran away from Bruce’s face as he looked over Microchips shoulder. Bruce fumbled for the truck keys in his pocket,
“Mr Linus, what’s a U.S Agent.”
Microchip looked at Frank and then at Bruce,
“It means you should leave and not come back unless we call you.”
Bruce started to jog towards his truck,
“You don’t have to tell me twice.”
U.S Agent looked at the camera on his watch and spoke directly into it as if he could see the Punisher and Microchip,
“Frank Castle, this is U.S Agent. Put down your weapons. I am less than a quarter of a mile away from your location and I’m coming to have a conversation with you.”