illage Vidiots

08/11/2023

The illage Vidiots Podcast | [S3E16] Ep 62: Get Your Arse Out!

The idiots have a genuine and meaningful conversation about music and then ruin it by talking about arses on the stage!
James also admits to joining a cult of crisp lickers!

With special guests, musical interludes, farts, burps & a surprising amount of nonsensical ramblings this Podcast is literally the bottom of the barrel when it comes to interlectual stimulation.We love it! We hope you do to!

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09/10/2023

The illage Vidiots Podcast | [S3E15] Ep 61: The Syllabus Can't Just Be... Poo!

The idiots are back in full swing and talk about being back at work full time, dealing with everyday problems and the occasional poo in a urinal. They play a new game called "Musical Unpopular Opinions" where they test their friendship over music.

With special guests, musical interludes, farts, burps & a surprising amount of nonsensical ramblings this Podcast is literally the bottom of the barrel when it comes to interlectual stimulation.We love it! We hope you do to!

https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/illagevidiots/episodes/Ep-61-The-Syllabus-Cant-Just-Be----Poo-e2abhke

30/09/2023

NORMAL PROGRAMMING WILL RESUME!

We have had to take a few hiatus's over the past 4 months, but we have been in the studio and are back to recording ourselves talking about anything and everything that springs to our minds. Feel free to join us and have a listen in.

The Illage Vidiots Podcast | [S3E14] Episode 60 - Summertime Sadness: The idiots talk about how their summers went and what they did with them. Lots of work, music and the odd drink!

With special guests, musical interludes, farts, burps & a surprising amount of nonsensical ramblings this Podcast is literally the bottom of the barrel when it comes to interlectual stimulation.We love it! We hope you do to!

https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/illagevidiots/episodes/Ep-60-Summertime-Sadness-e29v67v

11/08/2023

The Illage Vidiots Podcast | [S3E13] Episode 59 - Break The Illusion

After what seems like an eternity, the idots return with more music, games and general chat about what is important to them.

With special guests, musical interludes, farts, burps & a surprising amount of nonsensical ramblings this Podcast is literally the bottom of the barrel when it comes to interlectual stimulation.
We love it! We hope you do to!



https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/illagevidiots/episodes/Ep-59-Break-The-Illusion-e2806lt

04/06/2023

The Illage Vidiots Podcast | [S3E12] Episode 58 - I Just Deep Throated A Donut!

The idiots catch up and discuss Jame's new meaty diet, Graham's boring week and they play another game of Name That Film!

With special guests, musical interludes, farts, burps & a surprising amount of nonsensical ramblings this Podcast is literally the bottom of the barrel when it comes to interlectual stimulation.
We love it! We hope you do to!



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27/05/2023

The Illage Vidiots Podcast | [S3E11] Episode 57 - Getting Back To Our Roots (Part 2) Planet Thanet Music!

This week we hit you with the 2nd part of our 2 Parter!

In a bid to return more to their roots of the podcast the idiots talk about their experiences working in the Thanet Music Scene. This is definitley one for anyone that has worked as a musician in Thanet over the past 10 years!

With special guests, musical interludes, farts, burps & a surprising amount of nonsensical ramblings this Podcast is literally the bottom of the barrel when it comes to interlectual stimulation.
We love it! We hope you do to!



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21/05/2023

The Illage Vidiots Podcast | [S3E10] Episode 56 - Getting Back To Our Roots (Part 1) Start With A Fart!

This week we hit you with a 2 Parter! Part 2 will be out next later in the week!

The idiots agree that Season 3 has been all too serious and they need to bring some fun back into their lives. So come and listen to us try and play some games and talk about what we love the most, Films, Music, Farts and Thanet!

With special guests, musical interludes, farts, burps & a surprising amount of nonsensical ramblings this Podcast is literally the bottom of the barrel when it comes to interlectual stimulation.
We love it! We hope you do to!



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13/05/2023

The Illage Vidiots Podcast | [S3E9] Episode 55 - THAT'S EUROVISION BABY!

It's Eurovision today and we are releasing our episode on time!

The idiots chat about everything they don't know about Eurovision, but this time they have help from our Eurovision Guru's, Mrs Toby & Joey Sandling!

As usual we listen to all the acts and give our humble views on what may happen on the night. With special facts and expert knowledge thrown in for once!

With special guests, musical interludes, farts, burps & a surprising amount of nonsensical ramblings this Podcast is literally the bottom of the barrel when it comes to interlectual stimulation.
We love it! We hope you do to!



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08/05/2023

The Illage Vidiots Podcast | [S3E8] Episode 54 - The Fly Episode!

The idiots appear to get cabin fever and have only themselves for company. Talk turns to Ed Sheeran, food, the government, Music, Nando's, advertising and lots more boring topics!

James decides that Metallica has fallen and that's fact, Graham thinks he may be overreacting...

With special guests, musical interludes, farts, burps & a surprising amount of nonsensical ramblings this Podcast is literally the bottom of the barrel when it comes to interlectual stimulation.
We love it! We hope you do to!



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17/04/2023

The Illage Vidiots Podcast | [S3E7] Episode 53 - Don't Eat Me!

The idiot's discuss what could cause the coming apocolypse.

They also talk Super Mario, the Cinema and the best Veggie options in fast food.

2 Idiots sit and talk about literally anything that springs to their minds and then try to pass it off as a well planned, meaningful Podcast.

With special guests, musical interludes, farts, burps & a surprising amount of nonsensical ramblings this Podcast is literally the bottom of the barrel when it comes to interlectual stimulation.

We love it! We hope you do to!



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05/04/2023

The Illage Vidiots Podcast | S3E6 Episode 52 - The Saveloy Drawer!

(NSFW)

Star Wars... Saveloys... Genetic enhancements to Olympic Athletes.... What else would you want to talk about?

This week the idiots dive into the stupidly random world of Saveloys, Star Wars, and everything in between. Episode 52 is out and we are full of beans and other things! Also, we play the entire Mandalorian Theme during this episode because its Peng!!

Listen Here: https://spotifyanchor-web.app.link/e/11QYsml4Kyb

26/03/2023

This episode starts with a fart... that should tell you everything you need to know about the low low levels we will go to just to get a laugh out of each other!
Anyway, enjoy!

Ep 51: Why Do You Hate The Blue Man Group?

James shows disdain towards a certain musical group whilst Graham hatches a plan that involves lots of laxatives.
One of the idiots books a trip to Canada... and then won't shut up about it!

https://spotifyanchor-web.app.link/e/K2xToTyiuyb

22/03/2023

50! 50! 50! We have made 50 of these mind-numbing, arse-aching, ball-wrenching podcasts and you guys are still listening!

More fool you!..... but thanks!

Ep 50: A Podcast with 2 Blokes Chatting S**t

The idiots have made it to Episode 50, and to mark this momentous occassion, there is no mention of it in the episode.
Instead, there is lots of talk about Star Wars, Pret a Manger, Art, Bands, Guy Garvey and lots more.
They also write a song about food... 🍔🌭🌮

https://spotifyanchor-web.app.link/e/5YDqS1Adnyb

10/03/2023

Love, Hate, Drama, Politics, Music, unparalleled s*x appeal from one of the idiots... all things you should have come to expect from the illage Vidiots.

Please enjoy another smattering of us... all in your ears!

It was not James... James was not the unparalleled s*x appeal....

Ep 49: Who Loves a Musical?

Graham went to the West End to see a musical... he had some thoughts!

https://spotifyanchor-web.app.link/e/TtwSE3wn3xb

14/02/2023

Here we are with another tantalising episode of nothingness.

That's a lie, we talk about many important things in this episode, but mostly we just fart arse about.

So join James & Graham on an epic adventure of discovery....

or... just listen to 2 guys.... just chop it up.... cos thats what makes a good podcast.... just guys chatting.... 2 guys.... woo.

Ep 48: Not another Filler Episode

The idiots talk Games, Cats, TV Shows, Internet trends, S*x, Kristen Schaal and many other things.

Also, James says some very unsavoury things... as always!

https://spotifyanchor-web.app.link/e/e3Xi4raYpxb

22/01/2023

It's a new year, a new dawn, a new day... Series 3 is here and we have non stop boring, inane, bumholery for you all to listen to.

Also, keep an eye out for some little videos from our episodes.... coming soon!

Anyway, here it is the next brand spanking new episode from the idiots!

Ep 47: The Accident

Series 3 kicks off in style as AI invades the studio, the idiots test their resolve in a game of would you rather and one of the idiots reveals a little secret about their time in the big smoke!

https://spotifyanchor-web.app.link/e/kDUXruLNNwb

01/01/2023

New Year... Same idiots!

New content coming soon!

27/12/2022

We didn't make it onto this list...

But it's fine. We know our fans are some of the best!

If you like to listen to strangers and experts and famous people talk for hours, we have suggestions.

25/12/2022

IT'S CHRIIIISSSSSTTTTMMMAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!!

We know this is a time for family, but we also know you freaks wanna listen to us talk about how much we love Christmas!

Merry Christmas to all our loving fans, we love you, you love us, let's share some Christmas love!

Also, how creepy does Kevin McCallister look without a nose!? Gross!

Ep 46: Merry Christmas You C*nts! (Xmas Special 2022)

It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid.

James & Graham wish everybody a Merry Christmas in their own unique style!

24/12/2022

It's Christmas Eve, while you are snuggled by the fire waiting for old St Nick, why not listen to James and Graham talk absolute crap!

Ep 45: Spotify Crapped

The boys review the year and take an in depth look at what made 2022 the s**tty year that it was! Totally not our fault!

https://spotifyanchor-web.app.link/e/tjEIuz6nZvb

23/12/2022

As a special Christmas treat for all you lovely wierdos, we will be releasing an episode a day in this mini run up to Christmas! That's right we are just offloading all our s**te in 3 big steaming piles of episodes! Enjoy!

Ep 44: James's Replacement

The idiots spend far too long talking about serious issues like recliner chairs and wether Jordan Peterson is a loveable rougue or just a massive bellend...

https://spotifyanchor-web.app.link/e/nTtImUjmZvb

30/11/2022

So by now you must have realised this is no longer a comedy podcast and it's just 2 men moaning about how crap life is.... so basically just like any other podcast!

Here is another one of our moany moany podcasts!

Ep 43: F**k Sean Penn!

After Graham's rant about all thing Pop Punk, James decides to kick off this weeks podcast with a rant about National Treasure Sean Penn.

https://spotifyanchor-web.app.link/e/R0KmwRnunvb

23/11/2022

Let's talk music, Graham has an opinion, James has an opinion.... do they match??

Ep 42: Graham Hates Pop Punk!

Graham & James chat music and Graham lets slip that he has a bad relationship with Pop Punk.

https://spotifyanchor-web.app.link/e/rOylGbrJbvb

17/11/2022

This one is not for the faint hearted!.. p.s. probably is for the faint hearted but wanted to sound dramatic. (Disclaimer: If you have a faint heart and you listen to this and suffer dire consequences from it then please note that we did say this is not for you). Thanks

Ep 41: Crotch Pollen

Graham goes to a wedding and spends some time with Ginge, this leads to a phone call where the idiots and Ginge try to come up with many different terms for 'milk'.

https://spotifyanchor-web.app.link/e/3QpxANhH1ub

13/11/2022

Another steaming pile of podcast has just landed on your doorstep. Please enjoy!

Ep 40: Farting and Chatting Sh*te

The idiots talk about music, life and other things.

Oh, James farts and I'm pretty sure he s**t himself and then tried to cover it up. Try and listen out for the exact moment the p**p hits the pants!!

https://anchor.fm/illagevidiots/episodes/Ep-40-Farting-and-Chatting-Sh*te-e1qm8fd

03/11/2022

The next episode is up!

Ep 39: What's Your Favourite P**n?

James reveals all on his personal self love habits.

https://spotifyanchor-web.app.link/e/uYYcr8MxEub

19/10/2022

Oh god, here we go again!

Ep 38: John Williams, Come Grab It!

The idiots talk about why they have not been able to make as many episodes as they usually would. Ultimately it comes down to James wanting to give John Williams a ha***ob! ✊💦

https://spotifyanchor-web.app.link/e/XaiGgVCwfub

06/09/2022

Yet another pile of crap thrown together for your enjoyment!

Ep 37: The Idiots Pitch A Film

Our idiots get chatting about creating the perfect film pitch...
Clearly it's the worst film anyone has ever heard of!

https://spotifyanchor-web.app.link/e/1BIuaqfc6sb

27/08/2022

James realises he needs to poo in the middle of a recording...

It's nice to be back in the studio!

23/08/2022

After a 3 month hiatus, the idiots are back with more benign talk about useless infomation.

Did you miss us?

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14/05/2022

GOOD EVENING EUROPE!!
Are you watching BBC Eurovision on tonight? Why not enhance your night with our thoughts and feelings (and predictions) for tonight?

Special thanks to our guest speaker Mr. Ginge for helping us out with this episode!

Ep 35: I Forgot About The Balls! (Eurovision Special)

The idiots give their 2 cents when it comes to the ever fabled Eurovision Song Contest!

Live, Love, Laugh along with us as we deconstruct each song!

https://anchor.fm/illagevidiots/episodes/Ep-35-I-Forgot-About-The-Balls--Eurovision-Special-e1ihcu5

10/05/2022

Oh s**t! It's here, it's here!

Keep your eyes peeled on our socials this week as we will be releasing another episode before our big EUROVISION episode on Saturday!

Anyway, heres some more crap we made!

Ep 33: The Long Lost Tapes Trilogy (Part 3: Our Bottom)

The epic conclusion to our festival of crap comes in the form of a special guest appearance from our bitter rival podcast host... Nick!
How will this all play out? Will our beloved idiots survive this latest ordeal? Will James finally get around to learning to drive a car? Will all the hero's get killed?

Find out... now!

https://anchor.fm/illagevidiots/episodes/Ep-33-The-Long-Lost-Tapes-Trilogy-Part-3-Our-Bottom-e1ia817

07/05/2022

It's here! Part 2 of the epic 'Long Lost Tapes' Trilogy is live and ready for your beautiful ears!

Ep 32: The Long Lost Tapes Trilogy (Part 2: The Saddest W**k)

The 2nd part of this epic trilogy introduces no new storylines, no epic montages... just 2 idiots talking about nothing!

And you fools listen to it.

Who's the real illage vidiots? Really...

https://anchor.fm/illagevidiots/episodes/Ep-32-The-Long-Lost-Tapes-Trilogy-Part-2-The-Saddest-W**k-e1i6mpd

25/04/2022

Ep 31: The Long Lost Tapes Trilogy (Part 1: The Longest Intro)

We have been recording but have not been able to edit and put out on our usual scale so here is the first of 3 episodes that were recorded a while back but have not seen the light of day!

https://anchor.fm/illagevidiots/episodes/Ep-31-The-Long-Lost-Tapes-Trilogy-Part-1-The-Longest-Intro-e1hkp3s

08/04/2022

This explains why James likes the podcast being a sausage fest...

30/03/2022

James's thought process everyday!

10/03/2022

Our newest episode is out in the wild! Come have a listen!

Ep 30: I'm Vengeance
The idiots decide to have a more serious discussion today, all about Music... and Batman.

https://anchor.fm/illagevidiots/episodes/Ep-30-Im-Vengeance-e1fgsl3

24/02/2022

Even though James was all like 'We are gonna release a Podcast every week, blah, blah, blah!' Here we are 3 weeks after the last release because someone... *James* was tooooooooooo busy watching darts and forgetting his girlfriends birthday to actually do any recording. (please not that I put that in the order of importance to James). But, finally, his lordship was able to sit down and record... and here is the utter spew we came up with, enjoy!

Ep 29: Ghost Tugs & Muppets

https://anchor.fm/illagevidiots/episodes/Ep-29-Ghost-Tugs--Muppets-e1ern6s
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03/02/2022

Epsiode 28 is here, and if you love listening to James go on... and on... and on.... and on about how he caught covid and that it hit him hard but he was a brave little boy, then you are going to love this episode!

Ep 28: James got Covid

After a 10 Day break, the idiots meet up to talk about how James is a true Alpha Champion of Covid... 🤦‍♂️

https://anchor.fm/illagevidiots/episodes/Ep-28-James-got-Covid-e1ds2u9

31/01/2022

Why is this Alpha male so happily holding a kids plastic wrestling belt?

Find out in the next exciting episode of illageVidiots Podcast, coming out later this week!