On Asphalt Bones: A New Horror Podcast

27/12/2023

On Asphalt Bones Episode 12: "And This I Stand, Listless, in the Maw of Eternity" is OUT NOW!

🎨 "Inquisitor" by .lu

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28/11/2023

"Daddy isn't coming home, is he?"

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returns TOMORROW with Episode 11: "Rejoice! For Someone Up There is Watching Over You"

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28/11/2023

"Daddy isn't coming back, is he?"

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Episode 11 of to release tomorrow, 29th November, at 4PM UTC. We hope to see you there.

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01/12/2022

Consider this your Judgement.

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Listen for FREE at anchor.fm/onasphaltbones/ (link in bio!)

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16/10/2022

Another year, another fear! Happy birthday, us! And thank you all for such an incredible, support filled year! Over 4k listens, over 250 follows, the overwhelming majority of the show being recorded and released... to cast, crew, and community, you have my thanks.

Since it's a birthday and all, there ought to be presents! Let us know what YOU would like to get the Inquisitor for their birthday!!

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Listen for FREE at anchor.fm/onasphaltbones/ (link in bio!)

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18/09/2022

What are your OAB finale predictions? Best answer gets hired onto our writing team and promptly disposed of!

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04/09/2022

What do YOU think the Inquisitor wears? Best answer gets a cookie 🍪

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16/02/2022

Happy Podcastiversary from the On Asphalt Bones cast and crew! It's a year since writing officially began on the show!!

🎨 "Happy Podcastiversary" by

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08/12/2021

On Asphalt Bones Episode 5: Head Trauma is OUT NOW!!

🎨 "Family Man" by

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[ID: Slide 1: A portrait painting of a white man with red glasses and a large scar across his right eye. He has short, well-kempt brown hair and is smiling. He is wearing a blue, collared shirt.
Slide 2: Text reading "On Asphalt Bones Episode 5: Head Trauma is OUT NOW! Link in bio.
Slide 3: The same portrait, but the man's eyes are black and empty. The frame is splattered with blood. End ID.]

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30/11/2021

On Asphalt Bones Episode 4: "The Apple of My Eye" Will Release TOMORROW!! No more delays (for now)!

🎨 "Red Lights, Tired Eyes" by

[ID: A long, slightly twisted corridor with a checkered pattern, ending in a solid curtain leaking red light. We view the scene over the shoulder of a faceless, monochrome being. There is a woman sat in the red light. There is a light switch on the left of the being. End ID.]

A slightly brighter version of the image is available on the third slide!

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24/11/2021

Alas, 'tis with a heavy heart that I must announce that, due to technical issues and cross-country travel, Episode 4 must be delayed for a week. This won't impact the rest of the upload schedule - Episode 5 will be up the week after.

🎨"One More Week..." by

10/11/2021

On Asphalt Bones Episode 3: The New New Testament is OUT NOW!!

🎨 "Testament" by .lu

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[ID: A Bible, open on a desk. On it is a document that is labelled "The Testament of David Ashton". End ID.]

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27/10/2021

On Asphalt Bones Episode 2: A Day in the Life is OUT NOW!!

🎨 "Roommates" by .lu

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[ID: Two people are sat at a table in a barren room. One has a blue mullet and is wearing a grey hoodie. The other is wearing a neat white shirt and has well-kempt dark hair. The latter is gesturing at the former with a fork.]

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13/10/2021

On Asphalt Bones Episode 1: The Judgement Recollections is OUT NOW!!

🎨 "Disgraced" by .lu

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[ID: A white man with short, patchy brown hair and a scar across his eye. He is dressed in MTP camouflage and has a sergeant's slide. End ID.]

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10/10/2021

Bonus Episode 1: When Merriment's Done is available to listen to on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever else you get your podcasts.

More info at anchor.fm/onasphaltbones

For transcripts and additional information please visit listless.ga/our-shows/on-asphalt-bones

The world was fine until the Eye appeared - wasn't it? The Inquisitor wouldn't know; all they seem to do is read. Read, and learn, and try to prevent the world from getting any worse than it has already become. But there looms the ever-present threat of a new God - one with bones of asphalt and leat...

03/10/2021

03/10/2021

After a LOT of hassle trying to make a Facebook group, here we finally are! Welcome to On Asphalt Bones, the brainchild of Scarlett Foster, which follows the mysterious Inquisitor in their studies of Judgement Day and the awful things to follow.

"The world was fine until the Eye appeared - wasn't it? The Inquisitor wouldn't know; all they seem to do is read. Read, and learn, and try to prevent the world from getting any worse than it has already become. But there looms the ever-present threat of a new God - one with bones of asphalt and leathery flesh - who threatens to plunge the world into new chaos."

For more information, as well as links to places to listen*, you can check us out at
Anchor: anchor.fm/onasphaltbones
Our website: listless.ga/our-shows/on-asphalt-bones
Meet our partner shows!: listless.ga/
Our Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/34XzjkXg

*For reference, we currently upload to , , , , , , and .

EPISODE ONE DEBUTS ON 13TH OCTOBER 2021 AT 4PM BST.

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