Jewels Says

14/06/2024

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Katherine Ryan: Battleaxe - Tour

12/11/2023

My offensive, explicit, naughty Christmas album is available wherever you stream music.
It's sometimes funny, sometimes dark.
If you LOVE Christmas and love Christmas music, my album is probably not for you.

Stream and Save Jewels Sings: I'll be Drunk for Christmas - Distributed by DistroKid

27/07/2023

22/06/2023

Jewels says some vermin aren't as bad as they seem and sometimes there's a price to pay for peace.

15/06/2023

Jewels says we may have evolved from chimps but we don’t have to act like them and qualities such as competitiveness and stoicism are essential in the right context. References: APA issues Guidelines for Practice with Men and Boys If ... by Rudyard Kipling Brownsville In, Violence Out Confessions ...

08/06/2023

Jewels has a chat with her funny, fab, fun friend Andrew about Lady Dicks, the far reaching impact of the writers' strike and what's up in Toronto this month, including Andrew's Legend's Ball - the new Bitch Salad. References from this episode: Andrew's Legend's Ball Andrew on Twitter: ...

01/06/2023

Jewels says she misses being needed, reminisces about when she was needed and appreciates how relaxing not being needed can be – partly because it makes mortality less ominous. References: Ceol Kids Community Music Schools of Toronto Andrew Johnston on Instagram William Shatner - You'll Have Time ...

25/05/2023

Jewels says she might be cursed. Is incompetence the norm? Is it just her imagination? Can dermatologists diagnose anything other than skin cancer? Are all the jobs really only available online? So many questions. For a great night, check out Choir! Choir! Choir!

18/05/2023

Jewels says don't ask for her opinion if you don't want the truth, especially when it comes to her cubs.

11/05/2023

Jewels says a lot has changed since she was young and chats with her almost-12-year-old niece, Sammie, about how much society has changed and how different her life is than Jewels’ life was waaaaay back in the olden days. Referenced in this episode: Sammie’s championship goal Bobbi Gibb and Kath...

04/05/2023

Jewels says life is not fair and sometimes much shorter than it should be. Her daughter Joanne reminisces about a friend who meant so much to so many people. References from this episode: Ceol Kids Hot Docs TIFF SWIFF

27/04/2023

Jewels has a chat with a fascinating man of many talents, JP Castlin. We talk about lawyers, the challenge of changing careers, trying to identify what’s important in life, inclusivity, kindness, and the value of your partner’s happiness. Episode References: The Last of Us The Tyranny of the Pla...

20/04/2023

Jewels says technology is a double edged sword that offers safety and evidence but comes with risks, especially for young people. She's glad there's no record of all the dumb opinions and mistakes she made in her youth. Though she's messing that up now, isn't she? Recommended Podcast Episode: Hidden...

13/04/2023

Jewels says it’s doggone impossible to not love a dog, even though she and Abe are probably not ready for that much responsibility yet.

06/04/2023

Jewels says her skiing and skating ability is a disgrace to Canada even though they might make winter more palatable and she’s not comfortable accepting extreme generosity. Recommendations in this episode: Mary Wong The Man Enough Podcast

30/03/2023

Jewels says she hopes Fenna Grace doesn’t take three years to feel comfortable with Grandmother and reminisces about a most fabulous birthday spent with Violet, Katherine and some famous people she didn’t know were famous - TEN years ago. Time does fly. Let's Dance! Kath and Dolly

23/03/2023

Jewels says she's guilty of holding mums to a higher standard than dads even though it's not fair and if you’ve had to distance yourself from toxic family members, you're not alone.

16/03/2023

Jewels says it’s been quite week. Kerrie’s Clinique de Mode Midtown is open, Choir! Choir! Choir! held their first post pandemic Clinton’s pub show before they head out on tour in the UK and Welcome to Chippendale’s has Jewels reflecting on sexy dancing. Clinique de Mode Midtown Choir! Choir...

09/03/2023

Jewels says celebrating women doesn't diminish men, anticipation is better than a surprise, her friend, The Terminator, is good for morale and Thundersnow is the superhero we all need. Plus an encounter with a hot-headed hockey boy, a wish for just one casket quality photo and 's Twitter t...

02/03/2023

Jewels says she had the BEST weekend, we are all complex beasts and insurance companies should call themselves premium collectors. Recommendations: Hamilton and Rock of Ages in Toronto (or anywhere!) Glitter Room How to say no

23/02/2023

Jewels says she has a long-term love/hate relationship with booze. She loves a drink as much as the next guy but has some regrets.

16/02/2023

Jewels says travelling isn’t just about the trip; it’s a reminder of how lucky we are, even though nothing is perfect.

09/02/2023

People say being landlord is an opportunity to make money while you sleep. Jewels says that's definitely not the case with her and she isn't sure whether she makes bad decisions or has bad luck. Maybe it's a bit of both.

02/02/2023

Jewels chats with Dr. Mark Terry about his latest book, Speaking Youth to Power, plus a bit about his journey in climate work, engaging youth and film making. Mark's Books: The Geo-Doc: Geomedia, Documentary Film, and Social Change (2020) Pandemic Poetry (2020) The Emerging Role of Geomedia in the E...

26/01/2023

Jewels says the only way you can avoid porch shoppers and parties is if you move to the country. Recommendations in this episode: We Crashed: The Rise and Fall of WeWork This Podcast Will Kill You Mark Rober: Glitter Bomb 1.0 vs Porch Pirates Hidden Brain: Persuasion: Part 1

19/01/2023

Jewels says she just wants to pretend she’s someone else sometimes and she’s a bit jealous of the trained liars who get to do it for a living. Plus a nice chat with Grandfather Abe about his transition to a vegan diet. Though he doesn’t get hung up about a bit of egg in a birthday cake, since ...

12/01/2023

Jewels says she’s never heard of anyone on their deathbed wish they had worked more, so if you find it difficult not to let your job take over your life, trust your gut and don’t be afraid to make an exit plan. Plus, did you know that a company can be narcissistic? Podcast recommendation from th...

05/01/2023

Jewels says she never knew songs about garbage trucks, cement mixers and bulldozers could be so much fun. Blippi has a new fan and Abe has a new best friend. And she shares some short work stories. One thing you can count on is change.

28/12/2022

Jewels wraps 2022 with a lovely chat with her most special guest yet - her granddaughter, Violet. Violet shares her thoughts on having long distance grandparents, where she'd like to live someday and her idea for a lucrative workout video featuring Bobby K and Grandfather Abe the Babe.

22/12/2022

Jewels says maybe your children are protecting you when they keep their cards close, ALL gifts are optional and her selections from next year's Christmas album at the Crimson Wave Comedy show went pretty well.