29/05/2020
A woman (possibly me) walks into Dicks Sporting Goods. Met by an employee at the door who chirps ‘Can I direct you to what you need today?’
‘Looking for a helmet’ I say.
‘For...?’ She answers me.
‘My head’. I reply. All the while thinking what the duck do you think i want it for you silly twit?!
‘Oh, we don’t have any adult helmets left. Only kids ones are still in stock’.
That my friends, is the helmet misadventure.