The Klingon Opera House

02/06/2024

The Ferengi make their debut appearance in “The Last Outpost,” in which first contact is made and goes about as well as you’d expect. And Em and Ryan have so many thoughts about those conniving short kings that we decided to split this episode into two parts. This episode was recorded in June 2022, and is being released in June 2024... so we wish you a happy Pride from both the distant past and the present day! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💖

01/02/2024

Episode 4 is out! Haven’t heard Em sigh in resignation enough? Have you been hankering to hear Ryan burp one more time? Then you’ll definitely want to listen to this one.

18/01/2024

You can find us on the YouToobz now! Go do the thing—like, subscribe, blood oath, etc. 👍♥️🔪 Link in bio

15/01/2024

In our third episode, everyone is in the h***y brig! Em and Ryan recap “The Naked Now,” in which gravity does weird s**t to water molecules and shenaninegans ensue. Get ready for discussions about Newton’s Laws of Motion and robot sexuality (yes, we know technically Data is an android, but ‘robot sex’ sounds so much more punchy).

15/01/2024

Well, it’s only been six months, but our next episode is finally ready! This time, Em and Ryan finally get around to recapping Next Gen’s pilot episode, ”Encounter at Far(t)point, Parts 1+2.”

26/06/2023

Stickers! Coming soon to light-poles, water bottles and bathroom stalls near you ✨

22/06/2023

Thanks for helping me prep these posters! These puppies are going up around town shortly, and other cities (courtesy of out-of-town buds) in a couple week

21/06/2023

We’re up on Apple Podcasts! It would be very cool of you to go listen… And even leave us a captain’s log in the reviews!

‎Comedy · 2023

18/06/2023

We’re live, baby! You can listen to our first episode on Spotify 🎧 We’ll post the link to our story shortly, and we’ll be getting it on other the platforms as soon as we can. Thanks for your patience buds ♥️

16/06/2023

We’re experiencing some technical difficulties with the episode drop today, cross your fingers for our computer gremlins

12/06/2023

In our second episode, Em and Ryan finally recap the actual episode, TNG's pilot "Encounter at Farpoint." Our first 3 pod episodes drop this Friday June 16, keep an ear out!

***ybrig

12/06/2023

Welcome aboard comrades! In our inaugural episode, Em and Ryan attempt to recap Next Gen's pilot, "Encounter at Farpoint," but get sidetracked covering the showbible, how Next Gen got made in the first place, and Gene Roddenberry as a person. We’re releasing a chunk of episodes into the vastness of space this Friday June 16, stay tuned!

***ybrig

11/06/2023

Happy pride to all you gay-ass extraterrestrials out there ♥️👽🌈🛸

08/06/2023

Throwback to our inaugural recording session—featuring audio tech help from Ian Noorlander and an extra layer of chaos via the cats Lola and Pascal.
We’re planning on releasing a chunk of episodes into the vastness of space later this week, so keep channels open on all frequencies 🎧