06/12/2023
Behold Sultan Al Jaber, the climate change oracle draped in his dishdasha, towering over plutocrats worldwide. In a dazzling display of irony, the brawny fifty-year-old, masquerading as the savior of the environment, sermonizes at Pre-COP 28. This annual gathering of climate aficionados, green tech wizards, fervent activists, and run-of-the-mill leaders is where pledges are made to save the planet from overheating like a cosmic crockpot set at 2℃.
But wait, there's a twist in this green tale! The UAE, in a stroke of genius, decides to appoint Mr. Al Jaber, the oil magnate extraordinaire as the conference president. Because nothing says "let's combat climate change" like putting the CEO of an oil giant in charge. The irony is so thick you could cut it with a carbon-neutral butter knife, and it's as healthy for the planet as a candy-coated coal mine. Bravo, UAE, for turning a climate conference into a satirical masterpiece!
Read this article by Abhinav on the Imperium Publication website to learn more.
Sultan Al Jaber, oil magnate turned climate savior at Pre-COP 28. Because nothing fights global warming like appointing an oil CEO as prez.