19/10/2020
6 Ways to Torture This Cesspit Of A Planet On Earth Day
1) Plant something. Hit the s**t out of the ground with a shovel in one spot until it becomes soft. Then, sn**ch up some seeds in your hand and shove your hand into the goddamn wound you’ve opened. This is painful for the dumb, idiot planet. Better still, the slow growth of these parasitic seeds [...