Nut Based News

17/03/2024

The label will be discontinued effective immediately. The has admitted that they were misleading consumers for their own financial gain.

The general public feels betrayed by the RSPCA, misled into believing in the concept of humane slaughter. Shockingly, many discovered the use of gas chambers in pig slaughter in the UK through the documentary "Pignorant" () directed by , currently available on Amazon Prime.

In alignment with their campaign , the RSPCA has opted to withdraw support from industries known for the systematic exploitation and abuse of billions of animals, namely the meat, dairy, and egg industries. They encourage everyone to advocate for all animals, including those exploited for food, clothing, entertainment, and research.

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This post is satire. Not the part about the RSPCA supporting gas chambers and misleading the general public in believing it is humane. That part is very much real.

16/04/2022

Doctor Mike new sponsor just leaked! We knew he was a dog lover 🐶❤️, but we didn't think he would take it this far 😱!

We have contacted PuppyBox, and they have reassured us that their puppies are specifically raised for meat, so people shouldn't be concerned. The service hasn't launched yet.

This partnership with the YouTuber was supposed to be kept a secret until they officially launched, but PuppyBox has confirmed the doctor has already tried the service, and his feedback was overwhelmingly positive 🙌. They have given us more information about where they source their dog meat.

Their meat supplier, Elwood’s Organic Dog Meat, has confirmed all dogs on their farm are ethically and locally raised, free-range, cage-free, organic, grass-fed-beef-fed, and humanely slaughtered 🥰.

Elwood’s Organic Dog Meat has reassured us that the dogs live a happy life before being harvested for their meat.

11/04/2022

Consumers to be exposed to the harsh reality of animal agriculture

The UK government has passed a new law that will require any businesses and brands selling animal products to show images or footage of standard practices used in animal agriculture.

The UK government has passed a new law that will require any businesses and brands selling animal products to show images or footage of standard practices used in animal agriculture.

11/04/2022

How vegans are planning to tax meat-eaters and vegetarians

In a poll recently shared by Plant Based News on Twitter, the vegan news company asked: “Should meat-eaters pay more tax?”. A whopping 72% of participants answered “yes”.

06/04/2022

The Day-to-Day Killer commits to kill-free Mondays. New Yorkers rejoice!

The New York serial killer known as the Day-to-Day Killer has committed to kill-free Mondays. The perpetrator has been killing at least one person every day. He has anonymously reported he would no longer murder on Mondays after the killer allegedly felt guilty when he saw a victim’s relative in t...

06/04/2022

Christopher Snowdon shares pro-vegan subliminal message when debating against veganism against Earthling Ed

The news network GBN invited Christopher Snowdon as a guest to a debate about veganism. His opponent, Ed Winters (also known as Earthling Ed) argued in favour of veganism.

29/03/2022

28/03/2022

Joey Carbstrong planted a seed in Piers Morgan's mind. Four years later, the British celebrity reveals he is in fact a baby cow.

27/03/2022

The God-Complex Society declares slaughetering species en mass a need for their survival

The God-Complex Society recently had a meeting where they agreed that slaughtering billions of land animals is most suitable for farmed animals.

27/03/2022

New conservation program launching this summer

Conservationists worldwide have finally found a way to stop species from going extinct. Their new campaign, “Eat them, save them”, will roll out this summer. Heavily inspired by the meat industry, the idea is straightforward:

17/03/2022

Cosmic Bliss is sustainably increasing land use and methane emissions

A new product range from Cosmic Bliss (formally known as the plant-based brand Coconut Bliss) was announced: Organic Grass-Fed Dairy Ice-cream

12/03/2022

Thousands protest Burger King's decision to go plant-based for a month

Burger King has announced one of their restaurants will go 100% plant-based for an entire month. It didn’t take long for meat-lovers to rally outside the restaurant to show their anger toward this decision.

10/03/2022

Man stranded on desert island with a cow dies of starvation

A body was found on a desert island. The body still hasn’t been identified. An autopsy has revealed that the man had tiny hairs underneath his fingernails and between his teeth.

10/03/2022

M.A.I: A new way to determine one's manhood

There is a misconception that someone can easily recognise a true man by their size: a big man (regardless if it’s mainly fat or muscle) is deemed strong and manly. The truth is, some vegans have managed to reach these physical prouesse themselves, and are making everyone confused.

09/03/2022

Country with highest animal welfare standards revealed

Ask anyone which country has the highest animal welfare standards in the world, and their answer will likely be, “My country has the highest animal welfare standards! I only buy my meat from where I live”.

07/03/2022

The magic of buying local: animal welfare by proximity

Everybody is claiming to do it. One way to make someone say it is to tell them “eating animals is bad”. Their reply will likely be, “this does not apply to me; I only buy my meat from local farms”.

05/03/2022

Customer finds piece of broccoli in his broccoli soup

We have all heard of meat-eaters finding chicken body parts in buckets of chicken body parts, or pigs body parts in slices of pig body parts.

04/03/2022

Factory farms are vegan propaganda to make people feel bad about consuming animal products

Love them or hate them, we have been told factory farms produce most animal products. Now, ask anybody on the street where they get their meat from, and they’ll let you know they only buy products from organic, free-range, local farms.