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Tanks Are Not Cool You can call me Jords/TANC. This is a family friendly and wholesome gaming page. I mostly play RPGs

07/08/2021

The power you feel in this song tho

30/07/2021

I think I'm skipping she looks kinda bori-

F**k.

FFXIV is seeing the biggest surge ever since it launched and I've been playing it non-stop for the past few months.Bad t...
22/07/2021

FFXIV is seeing the biggest surge ever since it launched and I've been playing it non-stop for the past few months.

Bad thing about is that I'm getting to lazy to stream or to make content about it.

Also, hello guys!

https://youtu.be/WVBjeKtFnzw

Time for a change...And if luck is on our side, we all will benefit from it.Thanks to Asmongold for his earnest FFXIV reactions so far and most of all, thank...

01/07/2021

>PF says sundered sky prog
>wipes 5 times from lightning bound

and y'all really be asking me why I pick tank b**h i got no choice

[Thank you, I must take my leave now]

25/06/2021

Just an in-game band playing Megalovania in Limsa Lominsa because why not.

This is why we're number 1.

Genshin haters hard coping because it's actually getting quality content.
19/06/2021

Genshin haters hard coping because it's actually getting quality content.

It's always a boss fight when I enter the church.
08/06/2021

It's always a boss fight when I enter the church.

tang ina ka Samsung
07/06/2021

tang ina ka Samsung

I've been playing Mass Effect lately. The last time I played this was with Mass Effect 3 I think. Never touched ME 1 and...
28/05/2021

I've been playing Mass Effect lately.

The last time I played this was with Mass Effect 3 I think. Never touched ME 1 and 2 so I'm super excited now.

And that's a C1 7 pulls after the first Eula HAHAHAHAHA LET'S GO MIHOYO
20/05/2021

And that's a C1 7 pulls after the first Eula HAHAHAHAHA LET'S GO MIHOYO

I rarely pull but when I do this happens. The only banenrs I've pulled for are Venti, Zhongli 1 (failed and got Diluc c1...
19/05/2021

I rarely pull but when I do this happens.

The only banenrs I've pulled for are Venti, Zhongli 1 (failed and got Diluc c1 instead), Xiao, and Zhongli 2.

Thanks I guess, Mihoyo.

Finally, the sole reason for getting a 3070.Pokemon Platinum @ 1440p and 1231239819 FPS. WE'RE BACK BOYS.
17/05/2021

Finally, the sole reason for getting a 3070.

Pokemon Platinum @ 1440p and 1231239819 FPS. WE'RE BACK BOYS.

Straight from  from Twitter. This banner is one of the best ones since Xiao. C6 Xingqiu and C4 Beidou PLEASE COME HOME.
16/05/2021

Straight from from Twitter.

This banner is one of the best ones since Xiao. C6 Xingqiu and C4 Beidou PLEASE COME HOME.

12/05/2021

Really bad at FPS but damn Apex really be hitting good.

Arena Mode is so fun.

Diluc.
12/05/2021

Diluc.

09/05/2021

Just cleared 12-3 today, 0 stars first run, 1 star second run HAHA. No level 90 units (80/90 for Diluc and Xiao, the rest are at 70 or 80/80). Mostly +12 artifacts for aside from Diluc and Xiao.

Team building and progressions thoughts for abyss in general:

1. Zhongli is godsend. Whichever team has the Zhongli will pretty much have zero problems.
2. Bennet is pretty much a MUST - Aside from heals and attack buff, he can also cheese the heralds if he survives long enough. (See vid below)
3. Bring Cryo characters. Chonghyun made the water stages easier.
4. Venti is uselss, had an easier time when I took him off and used Chonghyun.
5. Shields > Heals. Diona and Zhongli are goods. Bennet is there for the attack buff.

I'll try to gear up my Xingqiu, Fischl, and Chonghyun since they have pretty s**t gears and attempt again before the abyss ends in 6 days. Teams to be posted.

ZHONGLI RIGJust updated my entire rig last weekend. Specs:CPU: Ryzen 5600xGPU: RTX 3070 Galax SGMobo: B550 TomahawkStora...
03/05/2021

ZHONGLI RIG

Just updated my entire rig last weekend. Specs:

CPU: Ryzen 5600x
GPU: RTX 3070 Galax SG
Mobo: B550 Tomahawk
Storage: Kingston 500 GB SSD/Barracuda 2 TB HDD
Ram: G.Skill Trident Z Neo 16gb
Cooler Master Case (TD Mesh Black) and Cooler (Hyper 212 RGB)
PSU: Seasonic 750w Gold
Monitor: TUF Gaming 1440p/144hz Gsync

01/05/2021
di mo binunot si Childe king ina ka
29/04/2021

di mo binunot si Childe king ina ka

28/04/2021

I WILL HAVE ORDER.

Zhongli is here! Pull stream later around lunch time. Let's also explore the new housing system!

27/04/2021
27/04/2021

I WILL HAVE ORDER!

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24/04/2021

HAHAHAHAHA My father took a clip of me dying from my Nuzlocke run last night.

Hindi po acting lahat affected talaga tayo pag namamatay Pokemon natin huhuhu

Pero laban lang because that's how Pokemon Trainers are.

On other news tho:Let's go Hoenn for now.
23/04/2021

On other news tho:

Let's go Hoenn for now.

Welp boys this is it. I'm calling the Sacred Gold Nuzlocke over. Bastiodon was our last ace against Whitney and Victreeb...
23/04/2021

Welp boys this is it. I'm calling the Sacred Gold Nuzlocke over. Bastiodon was our last ace against Whitney and Victreebel was our last remaining "good" Pokemon.

This is normal in Nuzlocke runs especially for hacked roms lang Sacred Gold. One of the most famous Youtubers (Pokemon Challenges) attemted to clear this game a total of 47 times HAHAHA. I guess we'll have to stick into doing Nuzlockes for the non-hacked versions of the game and constantly improve until we go back to Sacred Gold again.

This ain't the last boys. We'll be back to Johto someday.

20/04/2021

Akala ko ba pang-bata tong Pokemon na to bakit parang aatakihin ako sa puso?

The first FULL episode is up on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKu4moKlZNE

Ruleset:

1. If a Pokemon faints, it's dead.
2. I can only catch one Pokemon per area i.e. one Pokemon for the entirety of Mt. Moon and that's it.
3. No duplicates! If a duplicate is the first Pokemon for a new area, it doesn't count. This is to make sure that one run will only use a Pokemon once (can't have someone having 3 Dragonites).
4. SET MODE - Can't switch out without taking a hit like a real big boy.

I am enabling items for this run specifically because this is technically a blind run of a hardcore game and items are useful for scouting enemy moves and team comp (we won't be using guides).

WE ARE NOW LIVE ON TWITCH! https://www.twitch.tv/tanksarenotcool1. If a Pokemon faints, it's dead. 2. I can only catch o...
19/04/2021

WE ARE NOW LIVE ON TWITCH!

https://www.twitch.tv/tanksarenotcool

1. If a Pokemon faints, it's dead.
2. I can only catch one Pokemon per area i.e. one Pokemon for the entirety of Mt. Moon and that's it.
3. No duplicates! If a duplicate is the first Pokemon for a new area, it doesn't count. This is to make sure that one run will only use a Pokemon once (can't have someone having 3 Dragonites).
4. SET MODE - Can't switch out without taking a hit like a real big boy.

LET'S FU***NG GO. Wait lang sa FB live setting up haha

Might be changing to Twitch soon for the Pokemon Nuzlocke runs!
19/04/2021

Might be changing to Twitch soon for the Pokemon Nuzlocke runs!

MORE NUZLOCKE! Who do we pick as starter?Just found a better copy of Heart Gold today: Sacred Gold. Balls-to-the-walls d...
19/04/2021

MORE NUZLOCKE! Who do we pick as starter?

Just found a better copy of Heart Gold today: Sacred Gold.

Balls-to-the-walls difficulty and much more Pokemon variety. (Every gym now has 6 Pokemon with 5 levels or so higher than the base game)

I will be streaming tonight after class rules are as follows:

1. If a Pokemon faints, it's dead.
2. I can only catch one Pokemon per area i.e. one Pokemon for the entirety of Mt. Moon and that's it.
3. No duplicates! If a duplicate is the first Pokemon for a new area, it doesn't count. This is to make sure that one run will only use a Pokemon once (can't have someone having 3 Dragonites).
4. SET MODE - Can't switch out without taking a hit like a real big boy.

I am enabling items for this run specifically because this is technically a blind run of a hardcore game and items are useful for scouting enemy moves and team comp (we won't be using guides).

Now, who do we pick as starter?

What's up my guys? First video content tackling the basics of Genshin Impact. For today let's keep it simple: three thin...
17/04/2021

What's up my guys? First video content tackling the basics of Genshin Impact. For today let's keep it simple: three things you gotta do every day to keep your accounts strong and ready to take on any content.

Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe!

https://youtu.be/-ztI13YB_iI

Hi! The first video in this channel, today I'd like to give a quick tip for everyone who's just starting Genshin Impact or are just new to gacha games in gen...

Pokemon OMEGA RUBY STREAM THIS MORNING! HAHAHey guys, will be starting a new series soon! Reviving my Nuzlocke series si...
17/04/2021

Pokemon OMEGA RUBY STREAM THIS MORNING! HAHA

Hey guys, will be starting a new series soon! Reviving my Nuzlocke series since I finally got the 3DS games ready for stream after years of trying it out!

Nuzlockes revolve around one rule: if a Pokemon faints, you gotta release it to the wild.

I can only catch ONE Pokemon per area and battle mode is set to ON. Item usage will be limited to 6 per battle (one for each Pokemon.

Stream will be running at around 6 am or 8 am. Help me pick a starter my boys and girls.

17/04/2021

I forgot how annoying this commission was.

09/04/2021

New event tips!

Use Kaeya or any Cryo characters for easy catching.

Call me the Pokemon Master.

Time to take our retardation to the next level.
08/04/2021

Time to take our retardation to the next level.

06/04/2021

Did the tone-deaf bard came home for you?

02/04/2021

We can now solo Andrius with Habebi! (AR 29)

01/04/2021

How Free to Play is Genshin Impact?

Hi! First long-from video because my HD we**am from Lazada just arrived. Here are some of my basic thoughts on how much do you exactly need to progress in Genshin Impact (spoiler alert: 0 PHP).

Sorry if my voice is a bit raspy as I just woke up (sorry na). Hope you guys enjoy this one!

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