John-Tyler

01/09/2023

And we wonder why teachers are leaving the profession.

Ok, but the TikTok videos the kids were actually watching on their phones while this “movie” was destroying their young sheltered eyeballs was not much, much more explicit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

26/08/2023

Global warming is metal 🤘

09/08/2023

THIS is the current mindset of the conservative movement. How can you combat such nonsense? THIS is also why they rig elections, as they know they can’t win fair votes with this.

Screenshot from an Ohio community group page. Behold…mental illness.

09/08/2023

Ohio voters OVERWHELMINGLY defeat one of the most dishonest conservative efforts to oppress voters in American history.

Here’s a map of Ohio voting (blue voted FOR the amendment, red voter AGAINST).

As you can see, the counties who supported this shady effort to block upcoming LGBTQ votes and other social progress align PERFECTLY with three well known pockets of as****es.

The people are pi**ed 😡 😡😡😡

01/08/2023

This is what you get when ordering a facist dictator from Wish.com

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

27/07/2023

I get a lot of people want to take the “high road” and wish him well.

I don’t. His entire career has been dedicated to keeping progress from reaching the poor, the minority and those who need the most help due to no fault of their own. A life of true evil wrapped in a illfitted suit.

Besides, he cut funding for the high road in favor of budget cuts and tax breaks for his billionaire donors.

Rot quickly and suffer as***le.

26/07/2023

Uhhhhhh…. Guys.

25/07/2023

“Genius” at work, folks

23/07/2023

Sneaky ally helping transition into it’s true self, right before the deplorable user base’s angry Caucasian eyes.

And remember, twitter is their deadname….they’re X™️ now

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🖕🖕🖕

23/07/2023

Is Elon still accepting submissions for a new logo?

22/07/2023

Let’s all pour out some Natty Light tonight for Ron.
State law.

19/07/2023

Why are there so many different gasoline brands if they all taste the same???

17/07/2023

Threading your feed with some Sunday evening humor. See what I did there? 🤣

17/07/2023

13/07/2023

This is what $44,000,000,000 will buy you. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Now that most people of decency have abandoned that platform, Elon is free to turn it into an AM radio station full of right wing conspiracy nuts and white trash named “bob-Jim” that swear they’ve been probed by an alien.

What an amazing use of 7 times the amount of cash needed to end world hunger for a year.

11/07/2023

Is this what you want??? Perverts lol

11/07/2023

What do you think? Does Elon Musk go full and sellout to the 9/11 backers??

09/07/2023

This Sunday, let our thoughts be with the brave and overworked service staff in restaurants, bars, assisted living communities and diners all across America as they deal with the full brunt of angry, inconsiderate and rude Christians right after leaving their worship of their god of love and kindness.

That is American Christianity and evangelical movement in a nutshell.

08/07/2023

Goddamn this new threads app is killin it. Trollin has never been easier 🤣🤣

Find me bi***es. Lets roll.

09/05/2023

Trillion$ in tax cuts for their donors, even more for never ending war, and plenty left over to tell you what you can and can’t do with your own body. Small government? Only if you’re poor ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

09/05/2023

Now that these lying bastards are going out of business, my therapist can *finally* tell me it’s all in my head ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

21/04/2023

Let’s be honest, everyone loves a big fat D 🤣

19/04/2023

Keep your p**s water, It was never about inclusivity but just another demographic to profit from ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

17/04/2023

(Bit in progress. Enjoy the writing process!)

Our species isn’t special, I hate to break it to you. We aren’t made in anyones kmage but our own. We aren’t ordained with special Powers of abilities, just the luck of natural selection, and a handy appendage that allowed us to develop tools, and language and complex thought.

The thumb.

Yes, our entire dominance as the top species on this rock boils down to this (thumb).

With it you can do this 👍. And this 👎. And if you’re extra generous, this 🪬.

And we were able to hold a pen. And write our thoughts and experiences down. And learn from others like no animal has done before.

And over the course of a couple thousand millennia, we evolved into Ed from accounting. Isn’t it special? I certainly feel that way.

But is our species special? No.

And I can prove it.

Have you ever been to a little place I like to call Golden Corral? Or really any buffet style restaurant. And I use the term restaurant technically and very loosely.

Especially if that place has a chocolate fountain. Those are the best places to see just how special our species is after mamma jo dips her seventh Buffalo wing in the drizzler.

And have you ever been to a farm, maybe as a kid, and went to see the pigs? At feeding time the farmer will get a bunch of slop, usually ground up rotting food discards, and will shovel as much of that slop into long troughs, allowing the pigs to come and “pig out” on as much slop as they can choke down.

Now, does that remind you of anything?

Seems to me that the pigs trampling each other at the trough, and the people trampling each other for the chocolate fountain and all you can eat shrimp wings have an awfully lot in common.

17/04/2023

today is a good one!

11/04/2023

So Pepsi changed their s**tty logo again? Maybe if they put the drugs back in, people would drink it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

08/04/2023

The one time extra holes in my hands would come in handy, go figure!
Happy random day to be a silly goose to all that partake. Anything to drink a lil zombie blood, amiright?
At least when I jerk myself around, I’ve got something to show for it 💦

08/04/2023

This Easter, I arose early and came again, and it didn’t take three days. Checkmate, Christians. 🤣🍆💦🙏

04/04/2023

My only disappointment today is that the clips Captain Pike showed the inhabitants of Kiley279 didn’t include Donald Trump in tiny cuffs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

03/04/2023

Politicians and incompetent administrators have done more to damage schools than any book, theory or bathroom.

But good teachers are being replaced by bad scabs who will do what they’re told.

03/04/2023

My new Sunday tradition is to troll religious as****es, and boy did the first one not disappoint! Their canned response was just as cold and creepy as Copeland himself. 🤣🤣

02/04/2023

Cops are so into using excessive force on unarmed Americans that they do it at their side job too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

02/04/2023

This easter, I’m imagining Jesus prolapsing out colored eggs from his as***le, leaving them all across my lawn. 🙏

01/04/2023

Killary has been spotted circling the block at the Manhattan detention center, just in case big Donny decides to cut a deal and talk about his trips to Epstein island 😬

31/03/2023

Can we start referring to him and his indictment as “Close associate of Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump”?

29/03/2023

lol at the irony of censoring the Nashville bodycam video to protect people…
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇺🇸🇺🇸

28/03/2023

After yesterdays shooting, there are A LOT of youth pastors and Christian leaders looking over their shoulders …. Skeletons in the closet are getting AR-15s 😬

28/03/2023

Guns are the new polio. (A bit in progress)

According the United States government and the centers for disease control guns are now the number one cause of death for school-age children and teenagers

Guns

Now that could that includes homicide, domestic terrorist attack and su***de

Imagine how many innocent children would still be around to be tucked in by their parents every night if we just did some thing about guns

Anything

The number one cause of death.

Now I hear a lot of boomers talking about their childhood and how the number one cause of death and disfigurement in a child during the boomer generation (at least before Vietnam) was polio

Every parents worst nightmare was a child stricken with polio watching them die in agony or worse forced to live in a iron lung essentially a coffin design to keep them alive

And we as a society as a nation moved heaven and earth to do anything possible to protect children from the terror that was polio

We did something. We eradicated polio. We protected an entire generation of children and the generations of children that came after

And everyone of us under the age of 60 is here as a direct result of that effort to eradicate that threat to children. So that our parents and our grandparents didn’t die of a terrible tragedy

so why are we doing that to our kids now?

It’s simple… just follow the money 💰

Scientific research especially as we have seen after the Covid virus is a big moneymaker especially when you can create a vaccine and medication and treatment that everybody wants

Supply and demand baby it’s the American capitalist way 🇺🇸

And as a result we eradicated polio in part because at least then we had some responsibility to protecting children And not just thinly veiled thoughts and prayers

But our problem now is the exact opposite. The disease is profitable the cure is not 💰

Let me say that again for those in the audience the disease is profitable the cure is not 💰

Did you know statistically gun sales rise an average of 50% in the immediate days following a terrorist attack in the United States 💰

And that’s being reported by the gun stores and the gun manufacturers and I’m sure it’s much higher than they want to admit publicly. It’s very profitable 😬

Yet if we institute gun control even the most Monday in common sense registration like a vehicle means a limit on the number of weapons and accessories and ammunition that are going to be sold and it means if you look across the rest of the developed world as sharp decreasing the amount of terrorist attacks being domestically used by fi****ms and we all know that means no increase in sales 🤬

That’s why polio eradicated and guns aren’t

28/03/2023

Have you upset a today?

🫡 I’m up to 26. What’s your count?