02/07/2022
The internet loves to tittle-tattle about a Taylor Swift engagement, almost as much as it enjoys theorizing about Gaylor, and evidence of such arrives seemingly every 2.5 months as yet another “report” that Swift and boyfriend/fiancé Joe Alwyn are secretly engaged.
If that’s true, I salute these people’s silence. If I suddenly became engaged, my mother would ensure that every Kroger employee within the tristate area not only got the scoop, but saw a snapshot of the metaphorical sparkler. Speaking of rocks, Ms. Swift only wears her “beautiful ring” in private, apparently. Again, if accurate, can’t relate! How beautiful can it be if bi***es from high school can’t seethe over it?
Notably, the report also lacked details on any impending nuptials, as only a “handful” of people have been told about them, and some of her team doesn’t even know about the engagement yet. That, friends, is the only understandable part of The Sun’s story. You can’t trust anyone not to borrow the ideas your 17-year-old self pilfered from Pinterest. How else do you explain the rise of mason jars in 2016?
