Marty's Minute Menitations

16/01/2024

Back in the saddle again! The bread and booch saddle, that is.

20/11/2023

Italy hangs with the pops!!! As you can tell, throughout the entire time my father was there, I was saying, “Oooooooooooooh!!”

He is a fan of the Campari Spritz - I knew he would be!

01/11/2023

Munich #1

So Munich is the worst place to go if you like amazing beer, delicious food, and overall beauty. I mean, if you hate those things, then it’s a gross place.

I mean, look at that church - Blech! Gross. Look at that horseradish battered schnitzel with roasted potatoes - Gag! That is a disgusting Munich style schnitzel, by the way. Classic.

God, I hated it so much that I would love here for the rest of my life. Ugh. Awful.

31/10/2023

Hamburg #3

Hamburg has probably one of the most lovely parks I’ve seen, and I’ve been in at least like 5 parks so…you know, you can trust me.

They also had a Planetarium, which is German for “Planetarium”. I know, lucky you have me to make sense of all of this German stuff.

27/10/2023

Hamburg - More Like Ho Humburg!

Just kidding. Here is the first of many posts dedicated to this German city. The ol’ HH.

“Hey, Andrew, did you have hamburgers while you were in HAMBURG?! Like - were there hamburgers EVERYWHERE?! Was it just a big HAMBURGER?!”

Looks like you will just have to find out in my future posts.

Except not - it isn’t a giant hamburger, there are not hamburgers everywhere, and, yes, I did have hamburgers.

Sadly there will not be pictures of the hamburgers I ate, because there was very little time between when they came into my possession and when they entered my greedy American gullet.

24/10/2023

Well, I guess we know who it was…

25/09/2023

Monet (Moe-nay, not Mon-at or Moon-et) was the main focus of this spot. The Musée Marmottan Monet had works by various Impressionists, and they made quite an “impression” on me, much like they did in their day. Eh? Eh!? EH!!!!??? Impression!? Impressionism!?

I’ll see myself out…

22/09/2023

This Auguste Rodin fellow really had some promise. You may look at it and just see a bunch of rocks and bronze, but I see something called “Art”, okay? Sadly he was taken at the young age of 77. Lost into the fog of historical obscurity…damn you drug addiction!

19/09/2023

a European food and wine battle we must have! Fantastic wines from and a lovely time with great folks! .meleard

19/09/2023

Ah, hello old friend.

21/07/2023

Had some truck troubles that got me stuck in Salina for a couple of days, but let me tell ya hu-what! Just finished fixing my trusty steed up and rocking the best breakfast (at noon). Salina is a great little town. If you ever stop by, make sure to hit up Mom’s Cafe. Great diner!

13/07/2023

I think it’s time I mosey on out of here…

05/07/2023

Met some really cool Brazilian guys and taught them that “shooting stars” aren’t actually stars. Great hangs for sure!

05/07/2023

Canyonlands The Needles should change its name to…you know…I mean, look at ‘em. They’re totally pen*ses. It should be Canyonlands The Pen*ses. Truly beautiful park with absolutely beautiful pen*ses, I mean canyons.

30/06/2023

Stuck in a creative funk? I discuss how observation can help a creator overcome writer’s block an dispel the artist’s ego. Of course, not before I act like an idiot and go on an old man rant about 20 something year old YouTubers. Check it out!

https://youtu.be/jArIF1-jXeo

26/06/2023

I talk art and social media in my first discussion about creativity. Check it out on YouTube: https://youtu.be/_uiOCxGeplM

26/06/2023

These ancient petroglyphs tell a story written in the stones of time by an ancient peoples. But what does it say? What do they mean? Marty’s guess? Aliens. Don’t let anyone tell you anything different.

Marty even ran into a man by the name of Kevin, shirtless and sunburned, marked by the bites of hundreds of mosquitos, Kevin warned Marty of these petroglyphs, saying that the shoulders of these men are square, but they knew how to make curved shoulders. “Curious, isn’t it Marty?” He said as he scratched twenty of his hundred bites.

Indeed, it is, sir. Indeed, it is. It could have also been fueled by imagination. Aliens or imagination. Take your pick.
Marty picks aliens, because he doesn’t trust the government.

12/06/2023

BEHIND THE SCENES!
That’s right, I’m working on a new project and I have been doing some test shots, and they are AWFUL! Just how awful? Well you’ll have to become a Patron on Marty’s Patreon. Just $3 a month, that’s all lil’ ol’ Marty asks. Here are some still shots to quench your Marty thirst:

https://www.patreon.com/martysminutemenitations

12/06/2023

BEHIND THE SCENES!

I’m working on my next MENitation and did some test shots and boy are they AWFUL! So don’t you want to see them? Here are some still shots, but if you want premo behind the scenes video content, become a patron on my Patreon. Just $3 a month. That’s all Marty asks:

https://www.patreon.com/martysminutemenitations

12/06/2023

BEHIND THE SCENES!
I’m working on my next MENitation and did some test shots and boy are they AWFUL! So don’t you want to see them? Here are some still shots, but if you want premo behind the scenes video content, become a patron on my Patreon. Just $3 a month. That’s all Marty asks:

https://www.patreon.com/martysminutemenitations

07/06/2023

Marty just dropped his latest MENitation. In this one we find out what happens when a High Value Man runs low on his Redpill Prescription:

High Value Man Marty is running low on his Red Pill Prescription. For his final death rattle he is emphasizing how men who take the red-pill are better than ...

20/04/2023

Motivational Marty wants you to believe in yourself. Why don’t you believe in yourself? Just, like…believe in yourself, okay? Please?

https://youtu.be/1Y6Q-EqSPAY

20/04/2023

Motivational Marty wants you to believe in yourself. Why don’t you believe in yourself? Just, like, believe in yourself…like…c’mon. Please?

Listen to this motivation from Motivational Marty to start believing in yourself again. Don't let this world allow you to doubt yourself. You are the best th...

11/04/2023

That’s right, Reddit is catching on to the utter brilliance of Marty’s Minute MENitations. Now it’s your turn.

05/04/2023

Struggling to believe in yourself? Need an inspirational story? Motivational Marty will Motivate you so hard with his inspiring story of how he got to be the Motivational Marty we ALL know and love. Let Motivational Marty LIFT you up!

https://youtu.be/6Vs0ydHCYdk

05/04/2023

Looking for an Inspirational Story? Motivational Marty has one. Is that what you want to hear? Listen to this everyday to start BELIEVING in yourself again:

https://youtu.be/6Vs0ydHCYdk

14/03/2023

Marty is still on his prescription of the redpill and he is here to call out all those “high value men” the believe in a “higher power”. Lots of quotes in this one!

https://youtu.be/FIMeCLo0_Oc

Featuring some music from joostmeerloomusic

14/03/2023

Marty’s still taking that redpill and he wants to expose these “high value men” for who they truly are…a bunch of fakes and phonies, because high value men don’t simp for god!

Official Post from Marty's Menitations

01/12/2022

Three independent terms of eleven weeks each Each term is centered around one style or dramatic territory Public performances created by the students

02/11/2022

The creator of Marty’s Minute MENitations and Moments with Marty will be on the Shipwreck Show tomorrow night! He’s excited to have a chat about masculinity. You may be going, “Hey Marty, what does that guy know about being a man?” Well, don’t worry, he is one, so he has that going for him…otherwise…who knows? Find out tomorrow night! Marty will be there…will you?

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr2B4HJPlyM