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Hay-on-Wye Community Pondlife Diary of a Gentleman About Town

Had my jab for the China virus today. Nurse Happy Ending was very thorough and followed me home in case of complications...
16/03/2021

Had my jab for the China virus today. Nurse Happy Ending was very thorough and followed me home in case of complications. My temperature was up and after a rough night I’m happy to say the swelling has gone.

Good to see Boris opening up Blighty again soon - back to blood sports, do***ng and showing one’s c**k without fear of f...
22/02/2021

Good to see Boris opening up Blighty again soon - back to blood sports, do***ng and showing one’s c**k without fear of falling fowl of the Covid brownshirts. Cheerio!

It would appear that the best way to attract press attention is through acts of thuggery. I therefore suggest that we te...
10/06/2020

It would appear that the best way to attract press attention is through acts of thuggery. I therefore suggest that we tear down the statue of Henry VII (King Blow-in) located in the town square and drag it to the river. This would aid the town's failing economy and unite the in**ed population. I suggest good citizens of Hay assemble with pitchforks, flaming torches and mobility scooters at the town clock post haste. Social distancing and weather permitting. Hay on Wye Chamber of Commerce. To the barricades!

Had a socially distant chat with Handcart Henry and his wife Fat Bob. It was so socially distant I couldn't hear what th...
07/06/2020

Had a socially distant chat with Handcart Henry and his wife Fat Bob. It was so socially distant I couldn't hear what they were saying properly. Something about boiling cats for glue in the old days and all the old Hay characters dying off. It might have been jerking off, can't be sure. Maybe dying whilst jerking off? We didn't shake hands. P**p! P**p!

12/05/2020
Bumped into little Bob Sh*tbucket with his big bucket of s**t. He was hanging about the horses in the field below Queen'...
12/05/2020

Bumped into little Bob Sh*tbucket with his big bucket of s**t. He was hanging about the horses in the field below Queen's Passage. Apparently his wife has been ordering horse c**k off the internet. I guessed this was some Chinese medicine and asked "Does she take it orally or rub it in?" "I dunno" he said "I'm not allowed to watch". Hi-de-hi!

On travelling out of Toad Hall along the riverside towards Arse-Meadow where many of the commoners parade their in**ed p...
09/05/2020

On travelling out of Toad Hall along the riverside towards Arse-Meadow where many of the commoners parade their in**ed pooches, I happened upon a scruffy short-tailed yappy thing with its equally short-tailed undoubtedly lefty dozy owner some 100 yards behind it. I promptly side swiped the mouthy turd into the river (the dog, not the owner) with a yelp and a plop and watched it struggle to the opposite side. "Make way for my spaniel!" I remarked. "The springer spaniel is the choice of kings!" The owner dived in after it for what I imagine would have been his first wash in several months. I've heard much about these blow-ins but from the quality of his front crawl, I'm thinking this one swam in. Laugh out loud!

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