3 Chicks, 1 Fanfic

27/07/2020

The final and creamiest of all the content pages for Season 1.

The three chicks crunch some numbers to calculate exactly how tall Silas Snape is in meters (2.04m), much to the dismay of a tipsy Dean.

26/07/2020

THE FINAL CHAPTER OF SEASON ONE!

Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show-stopping, spectacular, never-the-same, totally unique, completely-not-ever-been-done-before.

Mai is courageous, wise, kind and cunning - so what house will she be in? Join the three chicks for the thrilling season 1 finale.

25/07/2020

Listeners, we heard your vehement feedback that we didn't really resolve the ambiguity of a centaur's anatomy - on this Creamy Contents Page, our guest Herbert helps us put this important question to rest.

The three chicks get to know Herbert a little better and attempt to answer some important questions about centaur anatomy.

24/07/2020

CHAPTER 9: The three chicks are joined by special guest Herbert for some thrilling shopping lists as Mai prepares to start as the first ever transfer student at her new school.

*Remember listeners, next time you wish upon a star, check its really a star and not a Mai flying toward her destiny.

The three chicks are joined by special guest Herbert for some thrilling shopping lists as Mai prepares to start as the first ever transfer student at her new school. Remember listeners, next time you wish upon a star, check its really a star and n...

23/07/2020

The three chicks mourn the tragic loss of several of our favourite characters and make some important predictions about Season 2.

22/07/2020

CHAPTER 8: Are you ready to reach the apex?

In a surprise ending that puts M. Night Shyamalan to shame, Chapter 8 delivers what some have called the biggest plot twist in modern literature. Strap in for a brilliantly composed war song, an epic battle with the Volturi and the death of some m...

21/07/2020

Have you ever wondered what Esme’s catch phrase is? Or pondered Seth’s aura material? Well! Look no further than this creaming arena of content. Here we go lads (Cream they must for they trust the thrusting swoosh)

20/07/2020

CHAPTER 7: As the Cullen family and the Quillete pack prepare for battle, Mai battles her lust for Edward...AND Emmett. WHO WILL SHE CHOOSE?

As the Cullen family and the Quillete pack prepare for battle, Mai battles her lust for Edward...AND Emmett. WHO WILL SHE CHOOSE?

17/07/2020

The three chicks and special guest Tommy the Tulip get to know the characters of the Mai universe. Find out the catch phrase, star sign, aura (material and colour), pet peeve, favourite food and hidden talent for seven of our favourite characters.

16/07/2020

CHAPTER 6: A guest is inducted into the insanity of 3 Chicks 1 Fanfic

The three chicks host their first guest. Tommy the Tulip (representing Team Rosalie) joins us on a journey into Edward's mind through Mai's spell which takes us into Emmett's head through Edward's magical abilities. Hips are pumped and lusts are p...

15/07/2020

It's your new fav, the Creamy Contents Page! As usual, we debrief on the last chapter - and then, like you've all been waiting for, discuss the animated characters who awakened our sexualities.

The three chicks discuss which animated characters they think are hot and reflect on the startling end of Chapter 5. Capisce? Content Warning: This episode discusses issues related to sexual consent.

14/07/2020

CHAPTER 5: It's a good one, capiche?

This one’s for our listeners in London, Beijing and Washington DC - join Caius, Marcus, Sulpicia, Athenodora, Chelsea, Jane and Alec for an o**y of modest abstemiousness and unbridled asceticism. Content Warning: This episode discusses issues rela...

11/07/2020

Something special for our fans to enjoy this weekend xx

What's in a name? The three chicks elucidate the different ways to describe a human p***s. What do you call YOUR p***s? Tweet at us!

09/07/2020

CHAPTER 4: Mai and the gang get wet and wild...with some water basketball

The entrance of a new character causes quite a splash at Fork's high school aquatic centre. Sammy helps Seth ease his manly bit.

07/07/2020

Have you been left speechless after hearing one of our ELECTRIFYING episodes? Need a moment to reflect upon the sensual yet disturbing content you just listened to?

Enter: the Creamy Contents Page! Listen along as Dean, Channing and Sloathe debrief on each week's chapter, and enjoy whatever bonus content we decide to sprinkle on top...

The three chicks reel in the wake of the bl***ob.

23/06/2020

In the third chapter of Mai’s adventures, we analyse the veneer of stoicism in hegemonic masculinity, and discover why (oh why) did the strong man cry.

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20/06/2020

CHAPTER TWO: The three chicks attempt to choose nicknames to preserve their anonymity. Mai's pussy(cat) undergoes a magical transformation. A love triangle emerges. But amongst all the angst will the dark magic consume Mai before she learns to harness the darkness within?

The three chicks attempt to choose nicknames to preserve their anonymity. Mai's pussy(cat) undergoes a magical transformation. A love triangle emerges. But amongst all the angst will the dark magic consume Mai before she learns to harness the dark...

16/05/2020

CHAPTER ONE: Mai is a young (400 year old) witch about to start her first day at Forks high school. She only has one thing on her mind: ridding the world of vampires. But will the sexy Emmett or the mysterious Edward win her heart and change her destiny?

Mai is a young (400 year old) witch about to start her first day at Forks high school. She only has one thing on her mind: ridding the world of vampires. But will the sexy Emmett or the mysterious Edward win her heart and change her destiny?

16/05/2020

Do you feel it? There - that conflict in your heart, that pining for your favourite fictional characters, but the need for additional chaos and sexual tension that the original books just can’t provide?

DESPAIR NO LONGER: 3 Chicks 1 Fanfic is here to revive and satisfy your latent fanfiction obsession. Tune in weekly to hear Channing, Dean and Sloan perform dramatic readings of our spicy teenage fanfiction.