Warlord's Realm

03/12/2023

{A MESSAGE FROM THE WARLORD}
>Let's go racing... Street Racing that is.
>Which one is it? Maybe not the one you may be thinking of...
>Dancing women...

WHAT HAS THE WARLORD CONQUERED THIS TIME?
STATY TUNED FOR MORE INFORMATION...

25/10/2023

Greetings once more, fellow Facebook subjects! The Warlord arrives again with another broadcast of His latest conquest. It's a classic, it's The Simpsons: Hit & Run!

Greetings once more My fellow subjects! The Warlord returns again to His obedient masses, clamouring for his latest broadcast. This time, it is a treat for t...

06/09/2023

{A MESSAGE FROM THE WARLORD}
>They were America's favourite animated family, now leeched by the evil corporation led by a giant rodent.
>Driving, platforming, pedestrian kicking, insectoid slaying, and so many places and things to make you go "aah" in nostalgia.
>At least Sega didn't sue Fox over this game, this time.

WHAT HAS THY WARLORD CONQUERED THIS TIME?
STAY TUNED FOR FUTURE INFORMATION...

19/08/2023

https://youtu.be/kPZXa9AD9qE

Greetings once more, my fellow subjects and fellow officers! It is I, the Warlord, and once again I share another conquest to broadcast to your brains. That conquest is Tom Clancy's EndWar!

Greetings once again, my fellow subjects and fellow officers. The Warlord has returned to the convulsing, begging masses with another conquest to His Name to...

10/08/2023

{A MESSAGE FROM THE WARLORD}

> Its war once again, a third global one... where Europe and America are the main theatres.
>Strange this guy not only wrote books, but he made several of too many games; shooters, over-doing open-world games, and a flying game (the other odd child of the series)
>You couldn't make 2020 worse, could you?

WHAT HAS THY WARLORD CONQUERED THIS TIME?
STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFORMATION...

22/06/2023

Greetings fellow Followers and subjects! The Warlord returns to give you his latest conquest He wishes to talk to you about, in all it's minute details. This is His Sonic Heroes review! Watch! And have a nice day!

Also, check this broadcast in the land of YouTube: https://youtu.be/3RfqByheV-k

19/04/2023

{A MESSAGE FROM THE WARLORD}

>One shapely Warlord and his army of mechanoids hellbent on conquest of the world for the umpteenth time.
>Except his plans are contested by furries, four factions of them... one with b***s!
>Seven flying... diamonds! There important for some reason.

WHAT HAS THY WARLORD CONQUERED THIS TIME?
STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER ANNOUCEMENTS!

21/03/2023

The Warlord returns once again!... sorry for the long wait.

After a conquest that took far longer than I thought it would take to finish, the Warlord, in all his wisdom, brings you another broadcast for you loyal, convulsing mass of... peoples begging for more!

Dishonored! A 2012 action-stealth and cult simulator, produced by Arkane Studios, and considered by many as one of the greatest games of all time!... Is it though? Watch the sodding broadcast and find out!... and have a nice day!

https://youtu.be/4NXm-QhfWxw

30/01/2023

{A MESSAGE FROM THE WARLORD}

Greetings from the Warlord. Two things to add to this automated message board;
>Firstly, my latest conquest is complete, but the script and broadcast reporting and editing shall begin soon! Its a game I'm sure many people love, so I want to make it as good as possible, as well as give it the respect it rightfully deserves.

>But secondly, whilst editing and creating my new broadcast on the latest conquest, I have just discovered this game; Hi-Fi Rush. How can I put this?... ITS FUN. A rhythm/ hack n slash game created by Tango Gameworks. Imagine Devil May Cry and Jet Set Radio had a baby. And it has charm, great music, witty and funny writing, satisfying combat and a certain Japanese art style that the Warlord likes!

As a public service announcement, I say my subjects must, MUST give this game a go! It's free for Xbox Game Pass, or up to £30 for those who want to by it! Let this video show you how good this game is!

Stay Tuned For Future Broadcasts!

01/01/2023

[A MESSAGE FROM THE WARLORD]

This is just a quick broadcast to the subjects and supporters and followers of the Warlord’s Realm; He wishes to say to all a HAPPY NEW YEAR, and may 2023 be a good one to you all! And stay tuned to the latest broadcasts from the Warlord. Some good ones coming... 😉

ALSO; here is some hints for the next broadcast coming soonish...

Blades, Guns, Magic and ragged old ladies,
A warrior of shadows overseen by the One Outside our reality,
Shall we celebrate with whiskey and ci**rs, tonight?

What has thy Warlord conquered this time?
Stay tuned and find out soon

08/12/2022

Greetings fellow subjects! My latest conquest is now completed and the latest broadcast is now out, both on this satrapy and my main YouTube HQ. Check it out if you wanna. This time, I will talk about Valkyria Chronicles!

YouTube broadcast: https://youtu.be/Dl_SgZeXt7A

07/11/2022

{A MESSAGE FROM THE SPYMASTER}

It's World War Two, except not really, and full of weebs, friendship and magic!

If one wants to become an NCO in this place and war, be sure you have a hand-me-down tank from the last war.

And finally, beware of that one guy who likes vegetables... he kills tanks and is a bit of a Veggie-Maniac.

Thus ends the message from the Spy Master. What game has Thy Warlord conquered this time?

{MORE INFORMATION SHALL FOLLOW}

26/06/2022

{A MESSAGE FROM THE SPYMASTER}

Liberty has fallen, and a new world order is forged.

Yet, there are those who refuse to yield, and resist the Red Menace despite the odds.

Rise as the hero needed to free the oppressed! Lead your fellow rebels, heal those wounded by the oppressor, destroy what the enemy seeks and fight for freedom!

What has thy Warlord conquered this time?

{MORE INFORMATION SHALL FOLLOW SOON}

02/05/2022

{A MESSAGE FROM THE SPYMASTER}

After decades of research, our top scientists have confirmed that motor vehicles indeed do go vroom!

If you ever thought that driving through a barn, a StreetSide café or a semi constructed house is logically "not very sound", then you are wrong! You will shave seconds off your laps... and get paid for it. (yeah, you get paid for vandalising the tracks)

And lastly, ever wanted to re-enact the final moments of Icarus as he flew too close to the sun? Now you can!... except without the wings, and no seatbelts.

What has thy Warlord conquered this time?

MORE INFORMATION SOON AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE

15/02/2022

{A MESSAGE FROM THE SPYMASTER}

Corporate espionage, ghouls in the metropolitan streets, and surviving the horror.

Once part of a greater project, now it remains as one of two of separate entities.

An Invader's first grand endeavour into surviving this new nightmare.

What has thy Warlord conquered this time?

MORE MESSAGES SHALL FOLLOW

05/02/2022

Greetings fellow subject! After a long wait, the Warlord has finally conquered another world and has brought another video on what he thinks of it! Many thanks for your patience, and stay tuned to the Warlord's Realm for further broadcasts in the near-future!

07/12/2021

{A MESSAGE FROM THE SPYMASTER}

There is no more room in hell.
Freaks walk among them and make survival a chore.
Also, they are coming out of the goddamned ground, the walls and outta nowhere!

P.S.; these people I seem to have taken refuge with don't seem to be working properly. Hell, even the land as well! Not just mentally, but also metaphysically...

What game has thy Warlord conquered?

MORE MESSAGES SHALL FOLLOW