Eldoret Sniker

14/06/2023

Huyu Lulu Hassan wa citizen Tv nikama ananitaka aki vile uwa ananiangalia akismile then ananiita mpenzi mtazamaji inafanya nywele zinasimama Jana amesema "mpenzi mtazamaji nataka nikupeleke Moja kwa Moja mpaka marekani sai nimepack manguo sijui tunaenda saa ngapi aki ntawamiss🙆

11/06/2023

in high school, I was very poor in maths during exams nilikua napata Kati ya 4% na 10%🙈. The results used to be announced from the lowest maarks to the highest marks,, so nilikua wa kwanza ama wa pili kuitwa😑 alafu napokea viboko kadhaa 😏.
So one day the maths results were announced and my name wasn't among the first to be called 🤜🤛...so mwalimu anaendelea 30%, 40%, 50%, 60%, 70% bado jina langu halikuitwa, kila mtu kwa class akaniangalia👀,, wanauliza "umepitaje huu mtihani?"😝,nikasmile nikasema " Ni mungu tu" by the time alifika 80% I was already grinning in excitement. Wakati alifika 90% alikuwa amebaki na paper moja tu 😁🙌,, saa mungu amejibu maombi na ndoto yangu ya kupita maths imetimia🙏,, class mzima walishangaa na kuniangalia 👀,, finally mwalimu akaangalia juu na kusema.

"One idiot did not write his name and he scored 0%". l just fainted 😂😂

10/06/2023

𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐲 😭 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 , 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲.

06/06/2023

To All Those going through alot but act like everything is fine.May God meet you at the very point of your need🙏

06/06/2023

You will become the light of your family in the name of Jesus Christ 🙏🏻

01/06/2023

A man who pretends to love a woman in order to sleep with her will die this year.

01/06/2023

One day your mom and family will smile because of your success 😊🤲🙏

20/05/2023

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mimi na wewe tuko Kwa list
Ya watu watakaobarikiwa
MWEZI huu..🙏

21/03/2023

Repeat After Me: I will never be ashamed of my faith, nor my relationship with God. May God bless those who insert Amen

21/03/2023

The pain will end, the tears will stop, and the door will open. Be patient and trust God.🦋🌻insert Amen🌻🦋

21/03/2023

My tomorrow, your tomorrow, our tomorrow will be better than today.
In Jesus name, Amen.

04/02/2023

Embakasi East MP Babu Owino now claims there are plans by the government to arrest him.

Embakasi East MP Babu Owino now claims there are plans by the government to arrest him.

Owino further alleged that charges will be fabricated in order to arraign him before a court of law.

04/02/2023

President Hon William Ruto lands in Burundi for DRC crisis talk

President William Ruto has arrived in Bujumbura, Burundi, for the Extra-Ordinary Summit of the EAC Heads of States.

04/02/2023

The centum-led scholarship programme target's 50 needy students who excel in KCPE each year

The Centum-led scholarship programme targets 50 needy students who excel in KCPE each year.

04/02/2023

Security of the retired Kenyan president is non- negotiable

Security of retired Kenyan Presidents is non-negotiable.

04/02/2023

We're ready to write cheque to KRA, Uhuru -linked NCBA bank says

He said the lender will immediately write a cheque to KRA

04/02/2023

They have raised complaints of being told to pay up to 8,500sh Before admissions

They have raised complaints of being asked to pay up to Sh8,5000 before admission

04/02/2023

The law gives the CS immense powers to decide retired president security detail

The law gives the CS immense powers to decide retired President's security detail,

04/02/2023

Don't pray for All you Enemies To Die, You might burry All your relatives 😳😳

04/02/2023

Family feels free after justice served after kimani killer sentenced to death

Judge says cop had personal vendetta against his victims and used excessive force during the murders

04/02/2023

The opposition brigade says they will solder on with their gatherings as planned

03/02/2023

"It should not happen in this era that young people wait for national IDs for two to three years," he said.

03/02/2023

03/02/2023

Walikudharau siku moja
watakusalimia
kwa
heshima
K**a unaamini
😅sema Amen 😅

01/02/2023

Happy New month
February

31/01/2023

If God is the reason why you're still
breathing
🙏 insert Amen 🙏

31/01/2023

Peaceful night