Smol Spaghettorium

21/03/2025

Was great staying at . Awesome food, chill vibes, and a very artsy design. Wish some of the plants weren't fake 😆

28/12/2024

🎉✨ Happy New Year, Everyone! ✨🎉

As we say goodbye to 2024, we’re excited to share all the amazing things that happened this year—SkyRanch.Life updates, creative milestones, real-life wins, and a sneak peek at what’s coming in 2025! 🎮🎨

We’ve wrapped it all up in our year-end update: https://skyranch.life/devlogs/2024/28-december-happy-holidays.html 🌌

Thank you for your support and for being part of our creative journey. We can’t wait to bring you even more fun, quirky projects, and surprises in 2025! 🧡🍝

🎁 Wishing you a fantastic year ahead full of happiness, health, and epic games! 🌟

🎄 Celebrate the year with us! 🎉 SkyRanch.Life hits v0.2.1, new RPG systems, & quirky updates incoming in 2025. 💻 Plus, big milestones: marriage, new biz, & creative expansions like prints & stickers! 🎨

17/10/2024

How to Park Your Horse 🐴 – Step-by-Step Guide

Learn the essential steps to properly park your horse 🐎 in this detailed guide! Whether you're new to horse riding or just looking for practical tips, this video has you covered. From choosing the right spot 🅿️ to safely securing your horse 🛑, we cover everything you need to know for smooth horse parking. Watch now and become a horse parking expert! 🎯 Or don't and just by Dark Grasp on Kindle, which doesn't need parking cause he's too angry.

06/10/2024

Our Halloween home-workshop, with badly cut audio that makes me sound desperate (which I am)

21/09/2024

🎃 Exciting news, everyone! We’re sending out love letters 💌 to our amazing Daddies 💪 and Ravenous Ranchers 🤤, just in time for the spooky season! Inside, you'll find Halloween-themed goodies like stickers, cheeky surprises 🍆, and a mysterious print from Frostnight’s universe 🧝‍♀️.

Our Etsy store has officially launched! 🌟 Explore digital prints, adorable sticker sheets, and even some cheeky NSFW stickers 😏. Want a Loot Box filled with fun surprises? Become a Patron at Tier 2 or 3, and we'll ship one your way ASAP! 🎁

Don't miss out—check it all out today! ✨

With amazing Frostnight Illustrations 😁

19/09/2024

Meet Dark Grasp, The Unicorn Your Mom Warned You About 🦄😈

Dark Grasp isn’t your average sparkly unicorn—he’s got sharp teeth, a bloody muzzle, and a seriously bad attitude. Perfect for adding some spooky vibes to your Halloween or goth decor. Get this badass print from our Etsy shop and give your walls some serious edge. 🎃🖤

He's the ANIMAL from the book with the same name, written with style by Frostnight Illustrations 😎

13/09/2024

We're excited to announce that our Etsy store is now live! Check out one of our first listings: 'Dark Grasp,' a spooky, gothic, dark unicorn digital download perfect for Halloween, illustrated by .

Perfect for adding some creepy pasta vibes to your home decor this season! 🕸️💀 (any Friday the 13th included 😅)

Want a dark twist to your Halloween decor? Download, print, and enjoy! (link in our profile....somewhere)

01/09/2024

Our home-office just got a surprise visitor—a praying mantis! 🦗 This little critter is like nature's own stealthy NPC, popping up when you least expect it. Maybe it's here to inspire our next big game idea? Who knew the best game design vibes could come from right outside the window? 🕹️

23/08/2024

🌿 SkyRanch.Life Update 🌿

We’ve just released a new devlog! In this update, you’ll explore the vast Bat Rock map, gather resources, engage in minor combat, and get your hands dirty with some ranching activities—all within our sci-fi fantasy RPG Dating Sim.

Curious to know more? Click the link to read the full update and see what’s new in the world of SkyRanch.Life!

https://skyranch.life/devlogs/2024/23-august-work-work.html

19/08/2024

🚨 New Tool Alert! 🚨 (imagine police cars)

Hey everyone! We just released an open-source tool for Windows that’s perfect if you’re using a Synology NAS with encrypted backups.

File Name Checker helps you spot file name character limit issues (thanks, eCryptFS 😅). We ran into this problem while backing up our game development files—graphics, music, marketing stuff, and even these posts! Losing any of it would be a disaster, so we built this tool to keep everything safe on multiple drives.

Check it out and let us know what you think!

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22/04/2024

SkyRanch Life version 0.2.1 brings numerous fixes and quality of life improvements over v. 0.2.0 thanks to the extensive feedback received from x and Karpmagi in our Discord server 😊.

This version skips the Early Access perk for Patrons since it's not a content-heavy release, even though it does have a nice smol addition: Easter Eggs 🥚 !

For now, the Easter Eggs are counted on the front page of the 📕 Tome of Mildly Useful Knowledge, with their separate category coming soon. On this dedicated page we're working on you'll find hints to avoid the clicks of desperation 😠💢 .

Next update will bring some exploration 🗺 and we're excited to see how it will end up. If you're curious about the process you can join us on this gamedev journey and become our Patron! 🥳