Commander William T. Riker of the USS Enterprise-core
Tromboning my way across the universe
28/11/2023
First commanders log start date 300909: I have received a frantic message from Pepsiman-core, he has been lost in a reality where he can't upload images for 29 days but he can do text post. He says for everyone to go follow Pepsiman-core 2: No Coke Left Unturned so the truth can be revealed...
13/10/2023
Hi everyone, my name is Jen and some of you may know me as the admin of Jessica Jones-C… Jennifer Gilstrap needs your support for Jen needs help with housing
13/10/2023
It's that time again
06/09/2023
Starfield, you mean Star Trek V: the Final Frontier: the Game?
02/08/2023
Got that high step
10/07/2023
Sorry for the absence, captain
10/06/2023
I nearly forgot
02/06/2023
First commanders log: you know what time it is 😎
31/05/2023
First Commanders Log stardate 101010.94
The people of this universe will not stop thirsting over me, I was sent this rather crude edit from a hopeful suitor. I had to turn them down as I can only love beautiful aliens from the Alpha Quadrant.
26/05/2023
It's Friday, you know what that means
22/05/2023
First Commanders Log stardate 100986.35: My brain when I when I when I do the when I do when I hit a dab too hard
19/05/2023
My favorite day of the week 🥰
18/05/2023
First Commanders Log: They're real
16/05/2023
First Commanders Log Stardate 100969.91
On a scouting mission of the Food Quadrant I encountered a cosmic entity known as Pepsiman-core At first he shouted prophecies of Armageddon at the hands of the one he calls Coca-Cola CEO James Quincey. He warned me not to trust him or his goons and when I pressed him as to why he devolved into making horrible chimpanzee sounds. I'll keep this Quincey on my radar.
16/05/2023
Data is more human than you and I Mr. Bot
15/05/2023
Not a day goes by where I don't think of you, captain...
14/05/2023
First Commanders Log: stardate 100988.22
Things just aren't the same when you're not living on the Enterprise...
13/05/2023
First Commanders Log supplemental: We out here!
13/05/2023
First Commanders Log stardate 100960.56: I consumed too much of this realities zaza yesterday and forgot to make a log entry, I'll do my best to avoid that today.
11/05/2023
So I told him, I'm Commander William T. Riker of the USS Enterprise and I'll have you know that I've gained over 40 followers from people simply being h***y about me.
11/05/2023
First Commanders Log supplemental: I've located this realities version of James T. Kirk and the Core-ship Enterprise but he just keeps making anime girl faces and saying uwu. I don't think he will be of much help.
11/05/2023
First Commanders Log Stardate 100952.13: I've landed in a world ruled by memes. They seem to be fighting over something called a grey Jedi and there seems to be some sort of hotdog like god figure. Time can only tell if I will get out of here and back to the Enterprise alive.
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