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Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique We're here, we're q***r, and we're in your ear! A gay guy and his fat friend fill your ear holes with fun!
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16/08/2024
All righty! 5:00 California time, which means 7 Central and y'all can do the math... You'll want to see this. We're gonn...
16/08/2024

All righty! 5:00 California time, which means 7 Central and y'all can do the math... You'll want to see this. We're gonna SING!

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique proudly present the Pitney & Amelia Year of Us Summer Filktacular!

Y'all! Facebook won't let us go live here anymore until we have at least 100 followers! If each of you could get ONE per...
10/08/2024

Y'all! Facebook won't let us go live here anymore until we have at least 100 followers! If each of you could get ONE person to follow us, we'd be back in business!

This just in: LIFE IS HAPPENING. We've been sticking to our episode topic schedule really well this year, but suddenly t...
09/08/2024

This just in: LIFE IS HAPPENING. We've been sticking to our episode topic schedule really well this year, but suddenly there are all these THINGS going on in our lives. And they're super important, so listen up.

TRAPRS Trapping, Rescue and Pet Recovery Service https://traprs.ck.page/
Support TRAPRS, or find a local nonprofit rescue organization in your area and make a donation!

Promos: Madison on the Air https://www.madisonontheair.com/ & 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ https://chtbl.com/track/CGC78C/traffic.libsyn.com/bitchenb/215_Current_Events.mp3

04/08/2024

Y'all ain't ready for this waggy

Nevermind that Eve in Genesis is a transgender clone of Adam.
04/08/2024

Nevermind that Eve in Genesis is a transgender clone of Adam.

Uno reverse

G-L-A-M-O-U-R!!
03/08/2024

G-L-A-M-O-U-R!!

:clutches pearls:
30/07/2024

:clutches pearls:

What better time than right now to talk about how to manage hate! No, we don't suggest you shouldn't hate people; we wan...
26/07/2024

What better time than right now to talk about how to manage hate! No, we don't suggest you shouldn't hate people; we want you to celebrate your hatred by making it hilarious! If you play your cards right, that hate can bring you endless joy.

The Worst Person in the World, aka Schmeckel, aka the guy we did a good job of ignoring in Dallas. Hear a selection of stories about him, most importantly the moment we realized we needed to cancel his tactless ass. Every day since has been glorious!

Promo: Our True Crime Podcast https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/our-true-crime-podcast--3647242 https://chtbl.com/track/CGC78C/traffic.libsyn.com/bitchenb/214_Schmeckel.mp3

A couple months back, Pitney said the only dick he regretted was the one he hadn't met. Well damn, that turned out to no...
28/06/2024

A couple months back, Pitney said the only dick he regretted was the one he hadn't met. Well damn, that turned out to not be true at all! This week we're telling our worst s*x stories, the dicks we regret the most. If you thought we were vulgar BEFORE, brace yourselves.

Promo: Back Look Cinema Podcast https://chtbl.com/track/CGC78C/traffic.libsyn.com/bitchenb/212_DickTales.mp3

It’s again! And here we are nearly half way through the and Pitney has tons of personal experience with all the good...
14/06/2024

It’s again! And here we are nearly half way through the and Pitney has tons of personal experience with all the good parts and the scary parts of coming out. Living authentically in the extremely homophobic 1980s sometimes meant violence, but mostly it meant a courageous and empowering THIS IS WHO I AM. That was your content warning.

Promos:
FriGay the 13th https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/frigay-the-13th/id1347721895
2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ https://chtbl.com/track/CGC78C/traffic.libsyn.com/bitchenb/211_Living_Out_Loud.mp3

No surprises there!
09/06/2024

No surprises there!

Well then..

Have you checked out our store over on TeePublic?
08/06/2024

Have you checked out our store over on TeePublic?

Shop t-shirts, phone cases, hoodies, art prints, notebooks and mugs created by independent artists from around the globe.

Presented without comment.
07/06/2024

Presented without comment.

Happy Pride Month!
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It's our annual TFW Special, with a twist! This year we're down a Pitney but up a Mr Amelia, plus there's an interview w...
31/05/2024

It's our annual TFW Special, with a twist! This year we're down a Pitney but up a Mr Amelia, plus there's an interview with the hosts of a new horror podcast and a crazy game of FMK (IYKYK).

Promos: Q***r & Loathing Podcast https://linktr.ee/q***randloathingpod

Jim Ferguson - Making A Scene https://www.etsy.com/shop/Jimbeanus

Drink With the Living Dead https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100057127823570 https://chtbl.com/track/CGC78C/traffic.libsyn.com/bitchenb/210_Texas_Frightmare_Weekend_Special_2024.mp3

this is great 🩵
29/05/2024

this is great 🩵

A couple of months ago, I sat down to watch a documentary. I didn’t have popcorn, as my stomach was churning from the first few moments. Usually, when we watch a documentary, we view subjects we are far removed from but want to know more about. In this particularly unique situation, I was very wel...

29/05/2024

I wasn't sure where this was going, but... hey, eastern philosophy!

God damn it, Richard. Not you too.THIS JUST IN, BELOVED ACTOR AND KNOWN CUTIEPIE TURNS OUT TO BE A HUGE PILE OF S**T.
28/05/2024

God damn it, Richard. Not you too.
THIS JUST IN, BELOVED ACTOR AND KNOWN CUTIEPIE TURNS OUT TO BE A HUGE PILE OF S**T.

Richard Dreyfuss is facing criticism after a theater in Massachusetts apologized to patrons for his 'offensive' remarks made at a 'Jaws' screening.

Oh Richard, we love you so much!!!!!
25/05/2024

Oh Richard, we love you so much!!!!!

Hey Dudes!
How ya doin’? I like all kinds of music. Some of my favorite bands are The Rolling Stones …Queen… and of course KISS…I don’t like to kiss and tell. lol
Love Rock n roll.
Richard

Totally Hair Barbie's into Shirtless Fun!
24/05/2024

Totally Hair Barbie's into Shirtless Fun!

I rlly don’t have any reason for posting this I just feel it deserves to be seen 😆

The late great Forry Ackeman on the right, there, I believe...
12/05/2024

The late great Forry Ackeman on the right, there, I believe...

SCI - FI CORNER:
World Science Fiction Convention, New York, 1967.
Photo by Jay Kay Klein.

Right? OMG someone make this!!
10/05/2024

Right? OMG someone make this!!

Someone option this, STAT!

I mean...
27/04/2024

I mean...

27/04/2024

Just sayin. 🤷🏻

[Image credit: ]
[Image description: a four panel comic.
Panel one - a person wearing a red ball cap says “heh, read a biology textbook”
Panel two - a person with short purple hair, and wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt says “okay!”
Panel three - the second person is shown reading a biology textbook, with text above their head that says “Gender is not the same as s*x. Biological s*x refers to the anatomical and physiological phenotype. Gender is a category assigned by the individual, based off behavior and cultural practices. One’s gender need not coincide with one’s biological s*x.”
Panel four - the person in the red hat looks angry and says “No! You can’t use a modern textbook!”]

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DickTales - True stories about real dicks.

DickTales - True stories about real dicks.

It’s October!!
It’s October!!

Happy October, everyone! We've got a couple great episodes coming your way this month... first it's Hereditary vs Midsommar in a battle for the ages, and then it's our annual Halloween show, this year featuring all-American vampire panic and seasonal Spam!

Circling the Hole Again
Circling the Hole Again

We're diving once again into everyone's favorite subreddit, Am I The Asshole, only this time the reader of the AITAs is our special guest, Mr. Amelia! But first, Amelia has to work through some anger about inferior construction and materials in women's tank tops. Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and the Curious Cat Podcast

Bitchen Boutique Barbie Party!
Bitchen Boutique Barbie Party!

We're into Barbie! Pitney and Amelia are LIVE to talk about the Barbie movie, Barbies and Kens and even pregnant Midge!

Think Pink
Think Pink

We're into Barbie! Get our pre-movie excitement here and our post-movie excitement on video! (Catch us LIVE Saturday 7/29 time TBD, or later on our YouTube channel. But it's not just Barbie -- it's farting as a debate tactic, it’s Pink Ladies in a pink mall, it's rediscovering the bliss of the Japanese pop music we listened to in the 90s, it's a trip to Weirdo Corner, and a fantasy cover of Think Pink that chokes Amelia until she dies from the ecstasy. You know you're curious. Don't forget to get your Barbielicious Team Bitchen shirts at TeePublic! Promo: Octoberpod

Barbie Livestream
Barbie Livestream

~~ POSTPONED UNTIL SATURDAY ~~ TONIGHT!!! After we've seen the Barbie movie and have regained our composure, we'll jump on a do a LIVESTREAM to rave and recap and review and gush about everything BARBIE!! 💖

Old Man Yells At The Cloud
Old Man Yells At The Cloud

We're upset, and we know you are too. But for now let's focus on the more therapeutic and entertaining fun of raging at things that make us irrationally angry. Words we’re sick of hearing. TV commercials we hate. The cheerful "like a lightbulb" during Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. We've had it up to here and we're letting it out for your enjoyment. Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Invasion of the Remake

A Late Pride
A Late Pride

Happy Pride 2023! Gotta latte of pride and it's better latte than never. Get it? This year's Pride episode stays in the neighborhood of the butthole, and we swear we didn't plan it like that at all. First, we dished on The Bottom Digest, an influencer who wants to make bottoms bottom the best. And while we were on the subject of butthole maintenance, we had a bit of bidet banter! And then it was time for some transphobic assholes in the news, until we wrapped it up with the death of one of the biggest assholes ever. Promo: Spine Chillers and Serial Killers

Howie Dewitt
Howie Dewitt

After some brain-bending time travel -- because this episode was recorded the day before the last one and in the same location -- things settle down and become almost normal. First, we've got a couple of bitchen things to share (the freedom to smoke without shame and a surprise query about gender from Amelia's father), and then we welcome Philionel, which is what we’re calling Amelia's husband (points if you know where it comes from!) who has joined us to talk about how much we all loved Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3. Promos: Mission Spooky and The (2) Skeptical Chaps

The Narcissisters
The Narcissisters

While getting excited about Texas Frightmare Weekend, Amelia lets off steam by telling "they dumb" stories. Then there's an old Bethesda game and a first concert in forever and a house too clean to live in. Promos: Ignorance Was Bliss and 2 Skeptical Chaps

New episode!!
New episode!!

Be sure to check out Cheetos of Vengeance!

Cheetos of Vengeance!
Cheetos of Vengeance!

A snack tray of delicious nuggets of revenge. The Cheeto of mystery. Mailers from nowhere. And what Pitney once did with a bird feeder. Plus, spokeswoman fandom and The Marvels! Promo: Reel Feels Podcast

Suzanne's Revenge
Suzanne's Revenge

So much excitement. "Suzanne" gets revenge. Pitney is reminded of the music and style of 1982 thanks to a Solid Gold video and it kicks off a crapvalanche of GenX delights. Then he reveals his new love of a band Amelia has NOT heard of. Promos: Fellowship of the Geeks and 2 Skeptical Chaps

Bowl Of Onions
Bowl Of Onions

This is a damn good one. A little post-visit debriefing leads to a story of a scandalous letter Pitney's mom received from a racist cousin. Trying to understand why young people don't pick their friends up from the airport. Hating Kanye and loving sleep. Flower delivery shenanigans. And so much more! Promo: FriGay the 13th

A Life Without Eyebrows
A Life Without Eyebrows

Pitney is a high fashion influencer. Amelia's sister says stupid stuff. Pitney loves Atomic Heart while Amelia loves The Last of Us. Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps & Ignorance Was Bliss

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