Elijah zauka

03/10/2023

Davido wife Chioma still want to commend Ilebaye with 10Million naira. This is grace.

03/10/2023

FUNNY JOKES 😂 😹👇

1. Deep down, I want to Barb my hair & spray it gold colour, but the problem is; I don't have another house to stay 🤧😭

2. Who says what a man can do, a woman can do better?...ok, a man can use his boxers as rag, women can u use... uhm eh... u know....as rag? 🥴🤒😹😹

3. African Dad can be so annoying.. they will go outside buy bread 🍞, come house & still send u to go & buy milk & Milo😹😹

4. I pity women who's husbands are teachers, instead of finding money in their husband's pocket, they would be seeing chalk, marker & d list of noise makers 😹😂🤣

5. Dear ladies, sometimes u have to kiss ur boyfriend in front of that bitch he calls bestie for verification.. don't thank me..I mean; what are friends for 😹😂🤣

6. Instead of braking someone's heart, why not look for that small Calabash where ur village ppl tied ur destiny & break it...idi0t 🤒🚶🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️😹

7. There's a place called "staff room" in high school.. u see dat place? All the w!tches are just there 😹😂🤣

8. My mum asked my girlfriend if she can cook & she replied boldly "Mama I cook the tea we drank this morning" I fainted 😩😹😹

9. Plz I have a girlfriend, u girls should stop disturbing me nah🤡😹🙈

10. Instead of joining cult in school, dyiñg like fowl, why not tell ur parents to use u for Money ritúal...simple arithmetic 🥴😂🤣

11. U might have money More than me, but u are not the owner of that N420 in my account 🤒🥴😂🤣

12. Imagine my parents gave birth to me without my permission, what if I want to be a crocodile nko? 🤡😹😂🤣

13. Nigerian girls will be calling nurse as "nerse'' but wen there's emergency u will hear them shouting "nursii, nursii oo, nursuu where una dey 😂😂 Lol 😹

03/10/2023

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03/10/2023

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13/08/2023

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24/06/2023

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24/06/2023

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23/06/2023

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23/06/2023

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23/06/2023

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23/06/2023

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23/06/2023

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23/06/2023

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23/06/2023

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21/03/2023

I almost joined my ancestors today as i was zipping my trousers the zip mistakenly hooked my fundamental human right..
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20/03/2023

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20/03/2023

To all the amazing mothers here

Happy Mothering Sunday to you all.
I have 2K for 3 mothers here.

20/03/2023

Small keke wey jam me, the man dash me 5k.😫
Tomorrow, I go stand for railway. Business don start.

20/03/2023

A woman will never cheat if she is well fed, well f**ked and given enough money and attention

19/03/2023

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