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No, sorry there will be no reporting on the elections.
My mistake been extremely busy last few months, didn't realise that counting doesn't start till tomorrow morning. And results will begin filtering in tomorrow afternoon.
Sadly I'm in university all day tomorrow. Truly gutted. Many of you will be relieved I'm sure 😂😂😂
Couldn't care less now tbh!
I mean it's funny, but it's not is it? Like, I know it's a joke. But funny? No.
You would think would be the one time that Boris brushed his hair. The audacity!
RIP Prince Phillip. Good innings. Similar to Shane Warne, falling short of that landmark 100.
Does this mean we get a week off to drink? I mean mourn? Mourn, not drink. Definitely mourn.
Population Breakdown! To say it is a melting pot is an understatement. Will leaving the UK be the way to reunite the citizens of Bingwanie?
Some really interesting stats here. Voting intentions over the last year have grown steadily. Still a large number of unsure citizens.
ALL VOTE PLEASE!
The UK Parliament has decided today that the nation of Bingwanie will have an independence referendum on whether or not the country will separate from the Union.
Boris Johnson said today ‘Oh, ah, you know, I think it is. Well, ahhh, it’s a big day for them. Taking back control and what not. I’m you know, ah, stay indoors, I hope they follow their hearts, and you know um ahhhhhhhhh. I’m a member of the local chess club.’
It is still unclear whether or not the citizens will vote to leave, but we do know there will be months of civilized debate and respect towards both sides of the argument. The latest exit polls will be released in the coming days.
Will Boris Johnson remain in control of this poor vassal state as David Cameron did with Scotland or will this be another celebration of national independence from a dated Union built on invasion and colonisation.
Special interview regarding the inauguration of Joe Biden with exclusive commentary from President Donald Trump.
We will hear in a couple of hours Trumps opinion on Biden's inauguration and the executive orders the new administration will bring into enforcement as soon as possible.
And now Joe Biden is being sworn in!
Kamala Harris now being sworn in!
And now Old Joe is walking in.
And surprisingly fast for a man of 234.
In comes the soon to be Vice President Kamala Harris. The first lady to hold this position, and a great day for women, equality, and mankind.
Also, a great day because her husband Doug Emhoff is set to become the first ever, like first ever, first Second Gentleman and the first Jewish spouse of a U.S. vice president.
Air Force One has now landed in Florida. His final journey on the plane and as President. He has about an hour left before Biden is sworn in. What will he do?
Eat a burger and not watch the inauguration.
In fairness, sounds good to me!
Mike Pence has just arrived with his better half. He has only spoken to Trump once since the people who are meant to support him wanted to hang him. American politics everyone.
Mike Skint now! End of his career.
All the previous presidents are now being greatly welcomed with fanfare and s**t. Jimmy Carter. Jimmy Who? I said Jimmy Carter is not there because he is very bloody old. But good on him!
I'm now placing a bet that Kamala Harris will run for the Presidency in 2024 with Michelle Obama as her running mate and for the Vice-Presidency.
Heard it here first!
Washington busy and alive. Also, looks as if it's been invaded by 25,000 troops. Not long now before this very much affected and downplayed inauguration begins.
And Trump is gone!!!
Or is he???
Just a little agenda for you all.
13:00 – Trump will leave The White House for the last time. Fly off to do some military farewell. Good for him. VP Pence is staying in Washington for the inauguration.
16:30 – Opening statements begin for the inauguration.
17:00 – Biden’s inauguration.
Then loads of celebrities will party, take drugs, and reminisce on how much they miss Epstein.
Have I said the word inauguration enough yet? One shot every time you read the word inauguration. Please. Inauguration.
Here is President Trumps final address to the Nation he saved!
Have a look. He does in fairness wish good luck to the Biden administration. But it's a proper s**t sandwich.
Open with some good stuff, good wishes. The Bread.
Then speaks a whole load of utter s**t. The S**t.
And then says at the end 'our future will be brighter than ever.' The Bread.
And yeah it will be brighter than ever. Because you're no longer in charge. Being impartial I promise!
President Donald Trump brags in his farewell address that he began no new wars in his four years in the White House but made no mention of his successor Joe ...
What a roller-coaster to end this wonderful month of January in the greatest year (2021) since records began. I’m hopeful. Two elections, the day after each other, all reported from my bedroom. You know if this lockdown did one good thing. It was… Make me drink more? Either way.
We have Portugal on the 24/01/2021 – If anyone knows Cristiano’s number please pass it along. Otherwise, I’ve heard we’ll be getting an interview with whichever candidate comes second. Also known as losing.
Then the next day the 25th January of the same year. Trinidad & Tobago! My good mate Shaka Hislop who was goalkeeper for Portsmouth, will not be giving an interview. Sorry.
Also! I did say in an earlier video (it is at this point that most content creators would point you in the direction of that video, I will not, that video was silly… even for me) that the countries of Niger and Central African Republic were running Presidential elections on the 27th December 2020. They did, but neither candidate in either nation was able to get past the 50% mark. So. They go again!
Central African Republic – 14/02/2021
Niger – 21/02/2021
If I’m still alive at that point I will let you know the results.
First on our round up of World Elections is Uganda. The results were confirmed last weekend, but I’m only writing about it now, because only now, do I, have the time. That is not how you construct a sentence. And this election is now you construct democracy.
WOW! NO WAY! THE INCUMBENT PRESIDENT WHO TOOK CONTROL DECADES AGO THROUGH MILITARY FORCE WON A SIXTH CONSECUTIVE ELECTION! NO WAY!
You couldn’t write it, could you? Well, you could! Yoweri Museveni won 58.64% of the vote compared to closest rival Bobi Wine was garnered 34.83%. Voter turnout was 57.22% which is down from last year by about ten percent. Actually, I must point out that the turnout was the lowest in twenty years – since they were allowed to have elections.
Why was the turnout so low? Well, yeah Covid would have played a part. Or maybe because Museveni and his government turned off the bloody internet on the day of voting! I mean. Just, don’t have an election if you’re plainly going to stop the people from voting. Bobi Wine has called it ‘the most fraudulent election in the history of Uganda’ which is bold statement, but unlike Trump I think musician Bobi might have more credibility. Of course, Museveni has pointed out it couldn’t have been safer of cheating. Huh. OH! And now Bobi Wine after his lose is surrounded by military troops who won’t allow anyone in or out. So. That probably shows everything was done legitimately. I’m sure.
I suppose there is some cause to be positive in Uganda with Bobi Wine’s party the ‘National Unity Platform winning the second most number of seats after Museveni’s ‘National Resistance Movement’ and may be able to cheque the government in some avenues.
Wouldn’t hold your breath though.
Ohhh what a day we have in store!
Inauguration of Old Joe.
Also going to do some housekeeping.
Round up some elections we missed.
Discuss some pardons and farewell speeches.
Talk to our special guest.
Have a party.
Have a blood sacrifice.
Then put the US of A away. May bring updates on and if there is an impeachment.
Many elections at home and abroad this year.
Let the GAMES BEGIN!!!
You all thought that we here at OG’s World News weren’t big time players. But we are. And proud to announce tonight that we will have a special guest tomorrow for Biden’s inauguration.
As he has refused to go to the event, we are pleased to say that President Trump (the greatest) is joining us at OG’s World News studio. Expert analysis expected. Join Donald and the boys tomorrow!
Today is the turn of Uganda where the people are deciding on who their President will be and who will sit in their government. Apparently, there is a lot of apathy from voters, as the young people’s votes will make the difference. 75% of the population are under thirty. That is an insane statistic. And they turned out in droves.
The incumbent Yower Museveni has been the President there since… 1986. What? That is thirty-five years for heaven sake. And he got power by toppling the government. So, just succeeding in what Trump couldn’t do. Stop. His closest opponent is the singer Bobi Wine. Who represents the youth and underprivileged of the country, but will he get power?
Yeah, probably not. There doesn’t seem to be any belief in anything changing for the country, something has is becoming a regular theme throughout all the elections I read and ‘report’ on. What is the point I’m beginning to wonder? Democracy.
If anything interesting happens, and I’m awake, and I can be bothered to type, and I have any motivation, and results come in, and yeah, I’ll let you know. Buckle up. Eat some onions.
Trump has spoken in the last hour condemning all the violence of the last week saying that no true supporter of his would ever cause damage to the nation or the constitution.
Bit late. But at least he has finally conceded without continuing his rhetoric of lies.
221 Democrats say in and 10 Republicans - Which is more than expected!
It was expected but...
Trump is impeached for second time!!!
Feels great to say it!
Last few coming in. 9 Republicans have voted YEA. Trump will be impeached.
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