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A podcast about bad decisions and the friends we make along the way! Send your questions here or to [email protected]

21/12/2022

Have you guys ever noticed that every good sauce is basically just ketchup or mayo plus some random other ingredient? Cocktail sauce? Ketchup. Tartar sauce? Mayo. Remoulade sauce? Ketchup AND mayo! Damn I want some shrimp! Music by Throck Morton

14/12/2022

Ring the bell, baby! It’s shrimp time! We become typewriter scientists and Joe introduces us to a brand new type of paranoia. Then we talk about who would replace Joe on our tv show. Music by Throck Morton

07/12/2022

We ponder what makes Light Eggnog “light”. Then, Drew finds the strength within himself to both hate on Superman and rip him off. Cecile wonders what’s really happening on Mars, then Joe ruins tacos with potty talk. Music by Throck Morton

30/11/2022

We share subpar Thanksgiving stories and Joe destroys his Dad’s chair. Then we ponder the question, “do we already have the power to grant wishes by ripping our fingernails out by the root, but we just don’t know it?” Music by Throck Morton

18/11/2022

summer 2023 trends. 🪄

16/11/2022

Mirror mirror on the wall, Joe’s the most pompous of us all. Also, Cecile tells a cute story about ignoring someone’s literal cry for help. Then, we introduce the hot new challenge that’s sweeping the nation. Music by Throck Morton

09/11/2022

Joe gets jazzed on electric rice and buys two cakes made out of shoes or something. Then, we research the relative buoyancy of fingernails and access the power to conjure unlimited Jello with s**t in it. Music by Throck Morton

26/10/2022

When Cecile is away the boys will desperately attempt to maintain a sense of decorum, but end up talking about dicks anyway. Drew tries to placate the haters with some popular opinions. Then, Joe tries a new way to give us alcohol poisoning. Music by Throck Morton

12/10/2022

Drewstradamus gives up the game and makes a prediction for the year 2023. Then, Joe gives us a taste of his American accent and Drew takes us to Party City. Then, Gavin strongarms his way into being a Jedi. Music by Throck Morton

05/10/2022

We back. Again. Sorry. Gavin uncovers McDonald’s latest plot to mutilate beloved childhood icons and Drew drives through the heart of the storm in order to beat his friends at video games. Then, we just kinda stay off the rails for the rest of the ep. Music by Throck Morton

21/09/2022

We’re back at full strength this week so it’s time for our annual Way Past Relevant Dragon Con Update. Then, Drew gives us a lecture about our sugar intake and Gavin creates a new kind of salt. Music by Throck Morton

14/09/2022

Everything’s finally back to normal and Joe’s gunning for monster of the year. Like normal. Contained in this episode: cheeto fingers, body horror, cryptids, games shows, and discussions about soup. It’s a drink. Music by Throck Morton

07/09/2022

It’s the return! Chris and Drew are away on nerd business, so Gavin leads Cecile and Joe on a medium dive of the chaos surrounding everyone’s favorite spooky family film. Not every trainwreck ends in disaster…or whatever. Music by Throck Morton

31/08/2022

This week we’re pairing off thirty two of the finest in sacked based cuisines to find out which one gets to claim the title “Best Snack In A Bag”. Which snack will reign supreme? Music By Throck Morton

24/08/2022

God I love a train! Sleek. Fast. Efficient. And don’t even get me started on bullet trains. Did you know that the Hyperloop can make the trip from Dallas to Austin in under 20 minutes? Incredible!
Music By Throck Morton

10/08/2022

Attention Greensboro residents! Don’t miss out on this incredible Real Estate opportunity! Now is your chance to live next door to your FAVORITE podcasters! Must be okay with window creepin’ and parties that annually decrease in rowdiness. Music by Throck Morton

03/08/2022

Joe tells another story that no one should ever hear. Then, we get back to some old fashioned body horror and Cecile continues to plot against her enemies. We get back on our marketing game and discover Wal-Mart’s secret. Music by Throck Morton

27/07/2022

Drew and Gavin shame Joe and Cecile for Halloween shopping in July which inevitably sparks a The Grinch Who Stole Christmas lore deep dive/existential crisis. Later, Cecile shoves all the homeless people onto an island made of legos. Music by ThrockMorton

20/07/2022

Joe and Cecile get tricked into drinking real life ghost booze. Then, Drew reveals his lifelong dream…environmental devastation. Finally, Joe sells us out to gain favor with President Kid Rock. Music by Throck Morton
**te

13/07/2022

We celebrate the end of Drew’s intermittent fast with sacks of potato genies, endless magical hamburgers, and all the free range space chickens you can bury. Then Drew murders us all in a dungeon. Music by Throck Morton

06/07/2022

Gavin reads the news while everyone else takes turns smelling each other’s fingers. Then, we get wet and open up a portal to another realm. Finally, we spend like forty minutes figuring out different ways to gaslight people.
Music by Throck Morton

29/06/2022

Joe has yet another startling confession, then we make a shocking discovery about Bigfoot. We give more jobs to the robots and Joe asks the easiest question of all time. Music by Throck Morton

22/06/2022

FREE FIREWOOD!! Must be able to haul on your own. Will not deliver. Do not contact me. Do not knock or ring bell. If you see me in the driveway, DO NOT make eye contact. Music by Throck Morton

15/06/2022

Drew starts us out with some classic body horror, then Joe destroys society. Gavin tries to make things positive, but Joe demands punishment. Then we discover that birds have been French this whole time. Music by Throck Morton

08/06/2022

Drew’s Sonic obsession turns into an opportunity. Then, we harness the power of embarrassing memories and create Broadway’s newest sensation.
Music by Throck Morton

01/06/2022

Joe introduces us to a hot new Instagram trend, then we explode into Bible verses. Somewhere around 36:00 – 43:00 we get into some real serious finger stuff.
Music by Throck Morton

25/05/2022

We taught one bot to approximate the answers of one hundred people and came up with the world’s greatest game show within a podcast. Get in! We’re feudin’! Music by Throck Morton

18/05/2022

We got that hot Piedmont Triad area quick-service restaurant goss. Then we use the big words that make us sound so fancy. Music by Throck Morton

13/05/2022

Can we make cookies out of cookie dough ice cream?

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