We Only Do One Take Podcast

18/07/2024

Turch tells us a bunch of holiday stories.
Kieran goes to Bowen
And Trump gets shot.
All this and more!

Turch tells us a bunch of holiday stories. Kieran goes to Bowen And Trump gets shot. All this and more!

23/05/2024

Turch tells us about his Mother’s Day.
Kieran gets mad.
And the boys look at Plus Sized Park Hoppers.
All this and more!
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26/04/2024

I WROTE A CHILDRENS BOOK

Recently I had a discussion with some computer literate people about AI art. They believe AI is as good as an actual artist creating art

I said AI is not even art because it lacks the most important part of art; the human condition and the connection between man and God.

So to prove how soulless and fake AI art is, I decided to make something that should have lots of heart and human in it; a children's book

That fact that is the best AI can do proves how terrible AI is and always will be.

But it's super funny because on the surface it's fantastic, but the more you look, the more "uncanny valley" it becomes

Ones of the funniest things I've ever done.

It's already number 62 in children's books about zoos. (Picture in comments)

Step into the wild world of the zoo with 'Animals at the Zoo'! Each turn of the page brings a delightful surprise as you meet a new animal friend. From towering giraffes to playful monkeys, this charming picture book is a journey through the animal kingdom. With vibrant illustrations and easy-to-...

19/04/2024

The boys celebrate 250 episodes and Kieran’s birthday!
Kieran tells us the weather.
Turch wants to go to the st*****rs.
And Teresa sings us happy birthday.
All this and more!

The boys celebrate 250 episodes and Kieran’s birthday! Kieran tells us the weather. Turch wants to go to the st*****rs. And Teresa sings us happy birthday. All this and more!

14/04/2024

We will be recording our 250th episode this week!
And we are celebrating Kieran's birthday!

Wanna send something in?
Email us at [email protected]

05/04/2024

Kieran hold in a fart at PT.
Turch has an uneventful Easter.
And some Fat Cheerleaders dance to the Baby Elephant Walk.
All this and more!

Kieran hold in a fart at PT. Turch has an uneventful Easter. And some Fat Cheerleaders dance to the Baby Elephant Walk. All this and more!

01/04/2024

Kieran goes to a comedy gala.
Turch hates all wheelchair bound superheros for kids.
And the boys watch a fat woman get stuck in a foam pit.
All this and more!

Kieran goes to a comedy gala. Turch hates all wheelchair bound superheros for kids. And the boys watch a fat woman get stuck in a foam pit. All this and more!

21/03/2024

Kieran gets the wrong gown.
Turch tells us that 4 out of 10 Americans hate math, which is the majority.
And the mental advantage trans women have in sport.
All this and more!

Kieran gets the wrong gown. Turch tells us that 4 out of 10 Americans hate math, which is the majority. And the mental advantage trans women haven in sport. All this and more!

14/03/2024

Turch hates the optometrist
Kieran writes jokes for Turch.
And Trump is back in the news!
All that and more!

Turch hates the optometrist Kieran writes jokes for Turch. And Trump is back in the news! All that and more!

29/02/2024

Turch knows self driving cars won’t work.
Kieran reads a bunch of actually funny jokes
And the boys watch a female SWAT team fail at an obstacle course.
All this and more!

Turch knows self driving cars won’t work. Kieran reads a bunch of actually funny jokes And the boys watch a female SWAT team fail at an obstacle course. All this and more!

15/02/2024

Turch hates getting super glue on his fingers.
Kieran is a BBQ master.
And the boys tell more jokes.
All this and more!

Turch hates getting super glue on his fingers. Kieran is a BBQ master. And the boys tell more jokes. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlyd

01/02/2024

Kieran shows us how to cleans trauma with somatic movement.
Turch gets Kieran to read jokes
And Turch injures his finger
All this and more!

Kieran shows us how to cleans trauma with somatic movement. Turch gets Kieran to read jokes And Turch injures his finger All this and more!

25/01/2024

Check out out video with Matt Farley from Motern Media on YouTube now!

The boys have Matt Farley from Motern Media on the show!Matt Farley is an American filmmaker, musician, and songwriter who has released more than 25,000 song...

25/01/2024

The boys have Matt Farely from Motern Media on the show!
Matt Farley is an American filmmaker, musician, and songwriter who has released more than 25,000 songs and just released his 15th film.
The boys talk to him about his music, his writing and his fans.

The boys have Matt Farley from Motern Media on the show! Matt Farley is an American filmmaker, musician, and songwriter who has released more than 25,000 songs! He is also a film maker, just releasing

11/01/2024

Kieran tells us about the head of Harvard getting fired
The boys love golf.
And Turch talks about fat kids.
And Turch and Kieran are on the Epstein list?
All this and more!

Kieran tells us about the head of Harvard getting fired The boys love golf. And Turch talks about fat kids. And Turch and Kieran are on the Epstein list? All this and more

04/01/2024

Kieran goes to Ikea.
Turch is sorting out his poo schedule.
The boys want to go to FatCon
And we laugh at, not with, Tom Myers.
All this and more!

Kieran goes to Ikea. Turch is sorting out his poo schedule. The boys want to go to FatCon And we laugh at, not with, Tom Myers. All this and more!

22/12/2023

Turch hates new articles that are really OnlyFans model advertisement.
Kieran misses the airport business lounge.
And the boys get ready for Christmas.
All this and more!

Turch hates new articles that are really OnlyFans model advertisement. Kieran misses the airport business lounge. And the boys get ready for Christmas. All this and more!

26/11/2023

It’s Turch’s birthday!
Kieran gives Turch a gift.
Turch makes jokes in the style of Norm MacDonald.
And the boys explain finance to Trevor Noah.
All this and more!

It’s Turch’s birthday! Kieran gives Turch a gift. Turch makes jokes in the style of Norm MacDonald. And the boys explain finance to Trevor Noah. All this and more!

20/11/2023

Turch makes propaganda.
Kieran hates dad jokes, but loves jokes about women.
And the boys get hydrated.

All this and more!

Turch makes propaganda. Kieran hates dad jokes, but loves jokes about women. And the boys get hydrated. All this and more!

09/11/2023

On this very special episode we interview Raj, an eproctophile (a fart fe**shist), and host of the Fart Fe**sh Podcast.
We dive deep into the fe**sh: his experience, how it works and dozens of questions asked by our community.
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On this very special epsiode we interview Raj, an eproctophile (a fart fe**shist), and host fot he Fart Fe**sh Podcast. We dive deep into the fe**sh: his experience, how it works and dozens of questio

28/10/2023

Kieran hates movies that are too long.
Turch loves Paul McCartney, but hates his fans.
And they both hate elevators that are controlled via an app.
All this and more!

Kieran hates movies that are too long. Turch loves Paul McCartney, but hates his fans. And they both hate elevators that are controlled via an app. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on:

27/10/2023

Kieran doesn’t understand why someone would need a squatty potty.
Turch hates cars turning wide.
And the longest High Calorie Individuals segment yet.
All this and more!

Kieran doesn’t understand why someone would need a squatty potty. Turch hates cars turning wide. And the longest High Calorie Individuals segment yet. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on:

26/10/2023

Sorry for the lack of episodes, but two are coming out over the next two days. In the mean time, enjoy this clips of intro jokes for Kieran!

12/10/2023

The boys get questioned about their episodes about the Flat Earth
The boys don’t understand the whole Palestine Israel thing.
And more dad jokes than you can handle.
All this and more!

The bonus get questioned about their episodes about the Flat Earth The boys don’t understand the whole Palestine Israel thing. And more dad jokes than you can handle. All this and more! Make sure you

06/10/2023

Kieran learns about girl maths.
Turch likes the Roman Empire.
And we listen to a song about eating cum.
All this and more!

Kieran learns about girl maths. Turch likes the Roman Empire. And we listen to a song about eating cum. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonl

26/09/2023

Plenty of Fat People News this week.
Kieran hates the mention of a meat tax.
And Turch hates Kieran’s dad jokes
All this and more!

Plenty of Fat People News this week. Kieran hates the mention of a meat tax. And Turch hates Kieran’s dad jokes All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.co

17/09/2023

Sorry for the lack of episodes; Turch is on holiday.
There is one in the bank, Kieran is recording a special one and soon to have a special interview!
See you all very soon!
Check out Sh*tty Song of the Week in the meantime time.

09/09/2023

A clip from Episode 229, the Hall of Cost!
Here is a nice conspiracy theory for you, and why the episode is called the Hall of Cost!