22/08/2020
8-22-2020
Joe Biden invents N95 Butterfly Net
Wilmington Delaware- Democratic Presidential Nominee Joe Biden was released from his basement bunker and was seen running, jumping, prancing, and frolicking around his front yard with what looked like a butterfly net. When asked by a neighbor what he was up to, Biden yelled, “I’m capturing the Coronavirus and I will destroy it! Before we can get this economy rolling again, we need to control the virus and destroy the virus!” He then continued prancing and frolicking around his yard, swinging his net wildly about, seemingly oblivious to his surroundings. “Joe kept screaming and hollering like he just caught something.” said his neighbor. It looked like he was having a great time.”
When called regarding Mr. Biden’s antics, campaign manager Greg Shultz chuckled, “Joe Biden is not only a fantastic politician and the next president of these United States, but he is also an avid inventor. He has created the first butterfly net utilizing N95 mask technology. This is a fantastic way for the American People to get out of the house with the family, catch beautiful butterflies, and also help destroy the Coronavirus.”
The N95 butterfly net kit comes with the net handle, 10 N95 nets, and a small incinerator to destroy the infected nets after each use.