Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi

26/01/2022

You ever been STARVING but yo mind like “baby you too lazy to get up”

26/01/2022

If you don’t like Childish Gambino please don’t talk to me

14/01/2022

Does your girl listen to CPR by cupcakke or is she not a bad bitch?

11/01/2022

Mate got his car keys stolen at the new Spider-Man movie… now he has no way home

11/01/2022

I always use big words around others to make myself look more photosynthesis

11/01/2022

I bought coconut shampoo the other day. Got home and realised I don’t have a coconut

11/01/2022

How I met your mother is greater than friends. No cap 🧢

10/01/2022

Girls who showers without clothes on 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

10/01/2022

You be looking at a 1/10 and be like damn never knew Maryborough was a person

10/01/2022

You ever been feelin chemistry with someone and just wish you chose biology instead ??

10/01/2022

You make me feel by cobra starship is a fu***ng BOP

30/09/2020

02/09/2020

Ever judge someone just by the state their toenails are in?

02/09/2020

First thing I got asked when I came to Australia was if I wanted a dart. Was really confused why they wanted to play darts in the middle of a servo

02/09/2020

Zendaya’s big dick energy in euphoria makes me question my ✨ s*xuality ✨

30/08/2020

My son who is into astronomy asked me today how stars die,
I replied with “usually an overdose son”

25/07/2020

Listening to peanut butter jelly on repeat is a vibe

29/05/2020

Bi***es tell you to find the place to eat then complain about every place you darn pick.

Fine bitch s**t on stick it is.

01/05/2020

Condom s*x is still s*x but like..... diet s*x

29/03/2020

@ depressed teens

29/03/2020

One kick in the nuts kind of year

28/03/2020

Bloody scomo

27/03/2020

Typical

23/03/2020

Bet is if lil peep was still alive covid-19 wouldn’t even exist. S**t just went down hill when that Legend died 💔

23/03/2020

Everywhere shutting but your legs 🥴

22/03/2020

Real talk now, in this time of crisis it really show how literal trash our human race can be with how racist people have been towards Chinese citizens. Never should you be racist but lately it shows how feral people are. In this time of world crisis we all need to come together as a nation, not drive other races to the ground. I’m sure if it was your country where a virus broke out you would say a lot different. Have respect for everyone, no matter the race, religion, gender, ANYTHING! Be kind and spread love. Stay safe

21/03/2020

Jokes on everyone, I’ve been social distancing for the last 10 years

21/03/2020

Post Malone: I don’t want to die too young

Corinavirus: HAHAHA.

21/03/2020

Do bi***es think they cute when they throw their hair in a messy bun and steal they boyfriends jumpers?

💞❤️💜❣️💖💝💓💗
Because they are and they look so wholesome
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21/03/2020

When Beyoncé said she sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker was she referring to every Australian not self isolating?

21/03/2020

Can I randomly just get a mad bunch of sad reacts? For not one reason at all?

21/03/2020

To anyone that abuses their significant others, may I hope you catch covid-19 this 2020

21/03/2020

Scarlxrd: “ glxsofnrshskshun”

Me: bro this s**t is fire

21/03/2020

Taking one for the team this winter and catching the coronavirus to shut down schools

21/03/2020

I was wondering if

👀👉👈

You’d be my quarantine date

👀👉👈

16/03/2020

You all didn’t care about COVID-19 until it came to your town 👀

16/03/2020

How am I supposed to have hoes if I’m in quarantine 😫

08/03/2020

Having one whole toilet roll be hitting different these days