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19/12/2022

A man slaughtered a big cow, lit the grill, and said to his daughter, “Daughter, call our loved ones and neighbors to eat with us... Let us feast!"

His daughter took to the street and started shouting: “Please help us put out a fire at my dad's house!". After a few moments, a small group of people came out; and the rest acted like they didn't hear the cries for help. Those who came ate and drank until swollen. The stunned father turned to his daughter and said to her, “I don't know any of the people who came, I have never seen them before.. Where are our loved ones, family and colleagues?". The daughter said, “These people came out of their homes to help us put out a fire in our house, not for the party. These are the ones who deserve our generosity and hospitality".

Conclusion: Those who won’t help you during your struggle, shouldn’t eat with you at your victory party.

18/12/2022

Childish, y’all better let y’all food TOUCH. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

15/12/2022

YO WALMART! STOP ACCUSING PEOPLE OF THEFT! You are almost exclusively self-checkout now. The last time I was there the lady checking receipts at the exit was stopping everyone. I chose not to participate in that foolishness, so I just skipped the exit line and left. I heard her saying "Sir, Sir” as I kept walking. I simply raised my hand above my head and shook my receipt, as I kindly Ieft the store.

You can either trust me to do self-checkout, or you can put your cashiers back in place so they can resume the position. l'm not interested in the job, so if I fall short, oh well. I'm also not interested in proving that I did your job for you. You expect me to be a cashier with no training then that's your problem, not mine. Don’t audit me for a position you refuse to employ any longer.

Signed,
All of us

13/12/2022

How quickly things change...

24/11/2022

To everyone bitching about Texas Roadhouse allowing that dog who was deployed twice, to eat a steak in the restaurant on Veterans Day, I'd rather sit next to him than rowdy, bratty kids all day long. I can guarantee that dog is cleaner and more quiet. He isn’t up being allowed to run around like he (and his parents) were raised in a barn!

17/11/2022

😂

When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner of the place launched a daring proposal;
-Whoever dares to jump, swim to shore and survive, I will give 1 million dollars.

Nobody dared to move, suddenly a man jumped into the water and desperately swam towards the shore while he was chased by all the crocodiles.

With great luck he arrived, taking the admiration of everyone in the place, then the owner announced;
-We have a brave winner.

After collecting their reward, the couple returned to the hotel, upon arrival, the manager told him; he was very brave to jump, then the man said;
-I didn't jump, someone pushed me!

His wife smiled ...

Moral: "Behind every successful man, there is a woman who pushes him."

13/11/2022