Happy Woman Magazine

03/06/2020

Happy Woman 20th Anniversary!

We don't look a day over 12 you say? How lovely of you!

To commemorate this occasion over the next few weeks we will rerun some of our favourite articles and columns .

To start we are going to rerun one of our most popular weekly serials of all time Jenna's Diary which premiered way back in July 2000.

We will post a 7 week's worth of entries to start (and will continue posting until she notices the diary is missing.)

And another hugely popular column-

Goddess Horoscopes written by the extremely talented Debra Victoroff.

These items were written in a simpler time when wearing a mask in a liquor store was considered a no no.


Enjoy this blast from the past!

And if you care to buy us anything to celebrate we LOVE Musgravite!

https://www.happywomanmagazine.com/jenna1a.html

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Happy Birthday to me. This will be the best year yet! I know I said that last year and I got fired from job, dumped by Andy and evicted from my  apartment, but this year is going to be different!

06/04/2020

For our lovely HW readers we hope to dream up some delicious comedy pieces for you now that we have nothing to do and our nails and toes are polished and our faces exfoliated.

But in the meantime we have,a nice treat to help you during Self Isolation!

Free Online Wellness Kit

KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON WELLNESS KIT

https://www.holistichappinessworkshops.com/keepcalm.html

In the spirit of community we would like to offer the following survival kit to our friends, clients and neighbours

It consists of :

--A Workout Video focused on gentle stretching that will ease tension
--Self Hypnosis MP3 created especially for this situation
--A relaxing Body-Scan Guided Imagery session mp3
--Self Compassion Exercise to help you be kind to you
--Self Isolation Tips to help keep you sharp, distracted and healthy

Please enjoy and pass it on to anyone who could benefit!

https://www.holistichappinessworkshops.com/keepcalm.html

13/12/2019

Happy Holidays! We have posted some of our HW Holiday Classics--What a wonderful way to enjoy the season AND waste time at work!

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12/04/2013

http://www.happywomanmagazine.com April Issue:
--If You Can Dream It You Can Do It! Or can you?

--What Did She Say?
A Parent's Interpretation Manual for Teacher Conferences

Goddess Horoscopes-What does the future hold for you?

01/03/2013

March Issue of HW is up!

Also we'd sincerely like to apologize to all of the contestants in our breath-holding contest. We meant to time it we really did.

06/11/2012

Our partners at www.womensforum.com have a brand new contest open to all our of very good looking readers:

Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2 Sweepstakes: Enter to win a Breaking Dawn Part 2 Prize Package that includes dinner and a movie for four and exciting Twilight merchandise! Refer your friends for more chances to win! For every friend you refer, you will receive an additional entry in the sweepstakes.

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Contest Entry Dates: November 5, 2012 - November 15, 2012, 11:59 p.m. EST

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02/11/2012

Forgot to post the link for our issue explaining the internet.
http://www.happywomanmagazine.com/index.htm
Oh, whatever.

01/11/2012

November Issue of HW--Highlights: Computers and the Internet explained in simple terms, advice from romance novels and November's Goddess Horoscopes!

03/10/2012

October issue of Happy Woman!
http://www.happywomanmagazine.com/index.htm

October Goddess Horoscopes, Real Housewives of New Jersey Daycare Centre, Wardrobe Essentials and How to Create a Potato Barnyard!

07/09/2012

We're back!!! Another issue of HWM! Because you, our wonderful readers are so incredibly sophisticated we wrote the entire issue in French!!!*

http://www.happywomanmagazine.com/

*Then translated it back into English.

*Subscribers of our old newsletter will have to sign up again as our old provider fell off the counter and split in two--or something like that, we're not very technical.

16/07/2012

Sad to report the loss of a Happy Woman: Turquoise Taylor Grant a very funny lady.http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/venturacountystar/obituary.aspx?n=turquoise-taylor-grant&pid=158520205&fb_source=message

Online Obituary for Turquoise Grant. Read Turquoise Grant’s life story, offer tributes/condolences, send flowers or create a Turquoise Grant online memorial.

11/06/2012

REWARD: Another columnist has gone missing (This time it's Maggie Childes) so as usual we are offering a reward. This time it’s a $25.00 Amazon Gift Card and a $10.00 Amazon Gift Card for her con artist fiance Xavier Von Krunkle.

11/06/2012

The Summer Issue of HW is up!

SUMMER 2012
• You're Already Organized!
• Pair Your Next Marital Spat With the Perfect Wine
• Extreme Attachment Parenting
• Summer Goddess Horoscopes
• Summer Bride Dish With Mags and Dags
• Week Fifteen --Jenna's Diary

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01/05/2012

Oops so tipsy on Champale, we forgot to post the whatchamacallit...hurl? Earl? Url http://www.happywomanmagazine.com/

*If you'd like to be notified when HW is updated then please join our page or our Mailing List. We do not post or email more than once a month unless there is something extraordinary happening and we will not let anyone peek at your information no matter how good they look in midnight blue.

01/05/2012

It's our 12th Anniversary! Some thought we would only last 11 3/4 years but how wrong they were!

To celebrate we'd like to* take you all out for dinner! A few cocktails, a nice meal, a few laughs, it'll be terrific. In the meantime here is the May Issue of HW! A brand new Bride Dish, new installment of Jenna, new Goddess Horoscopes and we have a special guest author Nicole "Snooki" Pilozzi!

(*not enough to actually do it)

10/04/2012

Oh, dear oh dear, oh dear. We thought our post of the 1st went through but the Facebook imps seemed to have sabotaged us again!

There is a brand new issue of HW sitting over there waiting for your pretty peepers! It's a doozy!

http://happywomanmagazine.com/index.htm

"How to Build Your Own Airplane" by our beloved dipso Savannah Lawless, advice from Mags and Dags (yes, we know that Dags is going off the deep end. Don't worry we gave her some aspirin.) Horoscopes by Deb Victoroff and more!!!

02/03/2012

March Issue of HW
- Winners of the House & Garden Giveaway
-Are Relationship Quizzes Ruining Your Relationships?
-Hottest S*x Trends for 2012
-Bride Dish With Mags and Dags
-March Horoscopes

10/02/2012

New issue of HW! We have a special Pageant Issue, Marriage Advice from Kim Kardashian and February Goddess Horoscopes!

20/01/2012

New Issue of HW! New installments of Bride Dish, Goddess Horoscopes, Jenna's Diary and an idea for Juice Bag recycling. Plus, MasterPuss Theatre presents a scene from David Mamet's Glengarry Glen Ross starring Georgie and Lyle Talbot.

09/12/2011

New installment of Jenna's Diary, Featured Video is "The Shining Twins Sing Xmas Carols" and lots of seasonal favourites including "Stalked by Santa", "The Diary of Mrs. Claus" and more!

02/12/2011

Drum roll please! The winner of this month's giveaway is Carmen Newman!

For all those who weren't as lucky as Carmen don't despair! (although a quiet weep into a hanky is quite acceptable) you will be entered into our next giveaway without having to lift a well manicured finger!

As well we have this week's Jenna's Diary brand new and hot off the presses and we have uploaded over one hundred vintage ecards for you to give to people you like but don't want to waste a stamp on! Enjoy!

29/11/2011

Our Amazon Gift Card Giveaway has ended and we will announce the winner this week. Remember, as a friend of HW you are not only cool and goodlooking you are also automatically entered into our draws and sweepstakes, we will have another coming up shortly so keep your eyes peeled!

25/11/2011

Happy Thanksgiving to our American Friends!

We have a brand new Thanksgiving themed Jenna's Diary for your viewing pleasure! http://www.happywomanmagazine.com/Jennasdiary/jennasdiary9.htm

18/11/2011

Hot off the presses!

How Not to Get Over Your Ex
How to Snap Your Fingers (+ Instructional Video!)
Goddess Horoscopes
Bride Dish with Mags & Dags
New installment of Jenna's Diary

Seasonal Reruns
Shut Down Your Holiday Dinner with Rachel Zoe
Lose 57 Pounds By Christmas

November Issue!

28/10/2011

Jenna is asked to help plan Julie's baby-shower and solves the mystery of her too-tight clothes!

*Subscribers of our old newsletter will have to sign up again as our old provider fell off the counter and split in two--or something like that, we're not very technical.

20/10/2011

New installment of Jenna's Diary, Free Retro Holiday Cards and Halloween classics and more!

14/10/2011

New this week: Goddess Horoscopes for November, a new installment of Jenna's Diary and a seasonal favourite Four Halloween Costumes Even YOU Can Make

07/10/2011

New installment of Jenna's Diary and new featured video!

30/09/2011

Plus two new featured videos: Toddlers and Tiaras spoof with Ashley Tisdale and Leah Remini and Senior citizens setting up their we**am.

16/09/2011

New Issue of HW--However we are experiencing some technical difficulties so please bear with us!

September Issue!

10/06/2011

New Issue of HW!

Goddess Horoscopes, Bride Dish and Self Help--what more does anyone need?

17/02/2011

New Issue of Happy Woman Magazine:
Tiger Mother/Seething Cauldron
Goddess Horoscopes for March
Advice from the Godmother
March Bride Dish with Mags and Dags.

21/01/2011

As promised the scoop on our Happy Woman staff holiday party is posted in the discussion area!