Keep It Simple Streaming with Joe

30/07/2024

Points North Expedition Waypoint 03

Participating in the Points North Expedition exploring the northernmost meridian of the Milky Way

29/05/2023

That arrow is where I am! And that blue circle is the general area of where our Solar System is give or take ~3,000 lightyears. I have a long way home and I'm taking the scenic route!

The route I'm taking is the second screenshot.

23/05/2023

Elite: Dangerous and we're live!!! Come hang out and enjoy the space vibes, good music, and tranquility of the cosmos

06/05/2023

I have reached 100 followers! Thank you for your continued support. I could not have done it without each of you. 🙏🤗🎉

18/01/2023

About to stream some Elite: Dangerous! Like space? Like music? Come hang out!! Check out my stream here or at

Elite: Dangerous - On to Beagle Point

28/11/2022

Lo-fi beats, space exploration, and you?? Hop in the stream here or at

Elite: Dangerous - Back to the Bubble

27/11/2022

Hop into the stream for some chill lo-fi space exploration with Elite: Dangerous :)

19/11/2022

Hiram moves into Patch 4.0: Stormblood, the second expansion pack of the game (June 20, 2017)

Having brought an end to the thousand-year conflict between dragon and man in the north, the Warrior of Light and his comrades prepare to liberate Ala Mhigo, a land conquered by the Garlean Empire twenty years ago. Meanwhile, in the Far East, the freedom fighters of the fallen nation of Doma struggle to rekindle the fires of hope in their countrymen.

The time has come to embark upon a new adventure to realms near and far─to rise up with the people of Eorzea and the Far East, and cast down the curs of Garlemald!

08/11/2022

Join Hiram in the thrilling conclusion to the Heavensward expansion pack! Patch 3.56 brings the main scenario of Heavensward to a dramatic finish as the Scions confront the impending threat now looming over Baelsar's Wall.

06/11/2022

Join Hiram as he continues into Patch 3.5: The Far Edge of Fate!

The threat of the Warriors of Darkness is no more. Unexpected reunions salve the ache of bittersweet farewells. And with their ranks further bolstered by the official induction of Alisaie and Krile, once more do the Scions of the Seventh Dawn set their feet upon fate's path and their gaze upon distant horizons.

The Griffin has played his final hand. By harnessing the wrath and despair of his dying countrymen did he give form to a new divinity; by the power of Nidhogg's eyes and his own mortal demise did he give it life. Only through the swift and desperate action of an Archon was the primal sealed away, but even now this incarnation of vengeance strains to escape its prison of light...

06/10/2022

Hiram moves into Patch 3.4: Soul Surrender (9-27-2016) with the following patch content!
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- New MSQ: Promises Kept
- Chronicles of a New Era: The Coeurl and the Colossus, Biggs and Wedge's Excellent Adventure, Thus Spake Quickthinx, Judgment Day, Of Endings and Beginnings, Alexander (Savage)
- New Era: The Warring Triad
- New side quests: Scholasticate, Hildibrand
- New side story quests: Great Gubal Library (Hard), Duels, Wondrous Tails

05/10/2022

Hello friends, join Hiram in the Patch 3.3: Revenge of the Horde (6/7/2016) content!

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The conference held at Falcon's Nest was intended to celebrate the reconciliation between man and dragon. But the lingering shade of Nidhogg, clad in the flesh of the Azure Dragoon, marked the occasion by spilling the blood of his own kind─a timely atrocity to remind the children of Ishgard that the conflict was far from over. In those twilight hours Nidhogg cried out for vengeance, and his brethren raised their voices for the final chorus of the Dragonsong War.
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- Further Hildibrand Adventures!
- Chronicles of a New Era: The Warring Triad
- Chronicles of a New Era: The Weeping City
- New Side Story quests
- New dungeons: Sohr Khai, Hullbreaker Isle (Hard)
- New trials: The Final Steps of Faith, The Minstrel's Ballad: Nidhogg's Rage
- New Alliance Raid: Weeping City of Mhach

04/10/2022

Hello friends! Please join Hiram as he makes his way through the Heavensward patch content detailed below 🙂
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PATCH 3.2: The Gears of Change (2-23-2016)

Truth. Peace. Reformation. These were the keys to Ishgard's salvation. So believed Ser Aymeric, acting ruler of the Holy See. However, not all shared in his dream, and in his headlong rush to unite man and dragon once more, those still bound by the fetters of the past rose up to defend their nation against the forces they feared would destroy it.
Yet change─that great, inexorable wave─was upon them, and soon all of Ishgard would bend to its will.

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- New Chronicles of a New Era quests!
- New Hildibrand quests!
- New side story quests!
- New dungeon: The Lost City of Amdapor (Hard)
- New side quest: Stone, Sky, Sea
- New side quest: The Feast

03/10/2022

Hello friends! Please join Hiram as he makes his way through the Heavensward patch content detailed below :)
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PATCH 3.1: As Light Goes Darkness (11/10/2015)

In the wake of the Warrior of Light’s return from Azys Lla, the nation of Ishgard trembled, the faith of her people shaken to its very core.

For a thousand years had they fought and died, certain of the justice of their cause, only to be told that their holy war was born of blood and betrayal. What then, for those brave men and women, thus stripped of their righteousness, but to despair? To deny the truth and decry its speakers? And what then for those whom they defamed but to hope on? To have faith in a brighter tomorrow?

A tomorrow in which man and dragon might live together in harmony─then as distant as the very stars in the heavens...
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- New Alliance Raid Dungeon: The Void Ark
- New Dungeons: Saint Mocianne's Arboretum, Pharos Sirius
- New Beast Tribe Quests
- Exploratory Missions: The Diadem
- New Trial: The Minstrel's Ballad: Thordan's Reign
- The Gold Saucer game: Lord of Verminion

04/09/2022

Elite Dangerous: Carl Sagan Appreciation Station

On a trip to Sagittarius A*, the supermassive black hole at the center of our galaxy

15/08/2022

https://www.twitch.tv/halseyspartan2

Elite Dangerous: Galactic Chillin'

15/08/2022

If you're a fan of space and/or space games, check out my Elite: Dangerous stream that will be starting in a few minutes!

23/04/2022

Going live soon!