Yikes on Mics

17/10/2020

We did not die, don’t worry, we will be back soon after some mental health s**t stabilizes. Bear (bare? Bear) with us. We love all of you and the immense support, we just gotta chill a bit and we’ll get back on the ball, y’all.

09/10/2020

Okay my spooky s***s, here’s the dealio.
Briar’s mental health is worse than usual (ikr, oh god) so we’re gonna have to drop to bi-monthly episodes for awhile until they feel like they don’t want to die.
Also I’m going to try to learn how to edit so maybe I can share the burden.
So just hang in there with us and we’ll be back to normal before you know it, just cheer them on.

02/10/2020

IT’S OUT, BOIS

This week Briar begs listeners to send their haunted items to them. Julie reveals that she's actually 20 nautical miles in a trenchcoat. The American Government manifests some ghosts and protects a haunted tree mummy. Julie and Briar discuss getting a divorce and make plans for a death pact.

02/10/2020

On this week's episode of Yikes on Mics:

Briar begs listeners to send their haunted items to them. Julie reveals that she's actually 20 nautical miles in a trenchcoat. The American Government manifests some ghosts and protects a haunted tree mummy. Julie and Briar discuss getting a divorce and make plans for a death pact.

Episode 12: The Cursed Episode
airs RIGHT NOW!

02/10/2020

Yah yah, bear with us, we have this week’s episode, it just isn’t ready yet. We have various mental disorders between us, sue us. Wait, no don’t. We can’t afford it, this is America. Things are tough and it’s hard to do things, we will tell you when it’s out and we love you. -kiss kiss-

29/09/2020

29/09/2020

We are going L I V E!

Join us as we drink and answer your questions

23/09/2020

Welcome to Capitalism! The government lied and we are not surprised. Briar sums up her 3 part series with a forgetful lawyer, Julie "give-em-hell" *REDACTED* spills the tea on Lite™, and we are very bitter and not okay.

22/09/2020

On this week's episode of Yikes on Mics:

Welcome to Capitalism! The government lied and we are not surprised. Briar sums up her 3 part series with a forgetful lawyer, Julie "give-em-hell" *REDACTED* spills the tea on Lite ™, and we are very bitter and not okay.

Episode 11: Surprise! That's Capitalism, Baby!
airs tonight at 10 PM EST

22/09/2020

Due to being short-staffed on editing (i.e. Briar does all of it and her sore arm was making her feel bad), today’s episode will actually be released tomorrow.
And we don’t get paid enough so no complaining about it bc WE ARE DOING OUR BEST tyvm bye.

15/09/2020

We hadn’t even posted this here yet and it has 3 views, wow, wtf guys. ❤️

Things that we are: imagining dying, unlocking core memories, asking "why did she did it?", dead. Things that we are not: forensic investigators, eating 70 gummy vitamins, cavemen jurors, serial killers, Russian.

15/09/2020

On this week's episode of Yikes on Mics:

Things that we are: imagining dying, unlocking core memories, asking "why did she did it?", dead.
Things that we are not: forensic investigators, eating 70 gummy vitamins, cavemen jurors, serial killers, Russians.

Big Florida Energy & Dear Diary
airs this morning at 10 AM EST

08/09/2020

This week we commit insurance fraud and yeet horses. We strongly urge that you come prepared for your high-quality rituals, and we will be administering a demon test. We also will discuss fashionable exorcisms and we hope that the noises in our homes are actually 10 dead animals in a trench coat.

08/09/2020

On this weeks episode of Yikes on Mics:

We commit insurance fraud and yeet horses. We strongly urge that you come prepared for your high-quality rituals, and we will be administering a demon test. We also will discuss fashionable exorcisms and we hope that the noises in our homes are actually 10 dead animals in a trench coat.

Episode 9: Babysitters from Mars & Just Ritual Things
airs today at 10 AM EST

02/09/2020

Part one of yesterday’s episode! Sorry again guys, we’re still learning technology.

Part 1 of episode 8 was not released with this week's episode so I've uploaded with no ads.

01/09/2020

Formal apology, it would appear that Chelsea has once again made a booboo...effectively cutting her entire part of yesterday’s episode out.

Yes, I know, don’t worry, I made it abundantly clear to her.

Anyway, episode 8, part 2 (1? Part 1?) will air tomorrow at 10am.

Peace. 👁👄👁

01/09/2020

It’s come to my attention that my half of this week’s episode was not released alongside Julie’s story. 🤦‍♀️
I’ll be releasing my half of the episode tomorrow at 10am with no advertisements.
My apologies folks!

01/09/2020

This week Julie gives 'em hell. We implore you to bring your meatgrinder's as we discuss a mechanic coroner, Ms. Trunchbull's murder farm, and faulty bu****le gaskets. We also ask that you do not talk about s*x club.

31/08/2020

On this week's episode of Yikes on Mics:

Julie gives 'em hell. We implore you to bring your meatgrinders as we discuss a mechanic coroner, Ms. Trunchbull's murder farm, and faulty bu****le gaskets. We also politely request that you do not talk about s*x club.

Episode 8: It was too soon & A cluster f**k for the ages
airs tomorrow Tuesday, September 1st at 10 AM EST.

25/08/2020

On today's episode of Yikes on Mics:

This week we're a little tied up. We reveal our location in Cowville, USA, uncover the real MLM scheme, and we introduce you to Joe Banana. Stay tuned for a personal apology from Chelsea as she completely bungles this week's episode.

Episode 7: The Teeth Episode & Chelsea ruins Julie's story
airs today at 10am EST

18/08/2020

‼️ EPISODE 6 OUT NOW ‼️

This week we examine the hieroglyphic fine print and sweep all our problems under the sandy rug. The curse of poor sanitation leads to a crappy retirement package and we confirm that King Tut was an arsonist. We plan our future move to Croatia, our anxiety intensifies, and we discuss the consequence...

16/08/2020

To our very first sponsor, you have no idea how much you mean to us and if you shoot us a text, we’ll come fight your biggest enemy for free. We will try not to disappoint, neither with the podcast nor the fight.

16/08/2020

On next week's episode of Yikes on Mics:

We examine the hieroglyphic fine print and sweep our problems under the sandy rug. The curse of poor sanitation leads to a crappy retirement package and we confirm that King Tut was an arsonist. We plan our future move to Croatia, our anxiety intensifies, and we discuss the consequences of being in the woods.

Episode 6: Are you cursed? You may be entitled to financial compensation & ~tips hat~ M'forest
airs on Tuesday, August 18th at 10 AM EST.

16/08/2020

We’re considering starting a Patreon account for our listeners.
Our episodes are heavily edited because we tend to get off-track and I was thinking we could release our recorded zoom meetings (unedited) for ya’ll to watch, along with other content of our shenanigans.
Is that something that y’all would be interested in?

07/08/2020

Unfortunately, due to personal family health-related reasons, Chelsea will be unable to finish editing the next episode by this Tuesday, so we will have to postpone episode 6 until the Tuesday after (which is August 18th). Sorry guys, and hang in there, Chelsea! ❤️

04/08/2020

‼️ N͙̗͕͐̈̓̆̉ͪ̍ ̱̥̠͚͈͈̘̾̇̅̇̋͂ͅE͎̻̘̞͍̻͓̻͌̊͛̿͒̏ͩ ̣̳̆Ẅ̼͙̟̣̻̭̟́̌̇͗̐͐̃͌ͅ ͚̳̯͎ͧ ̟͉ͧ̆̐͑͐ͩͬ͗ ̭̲̭̳͉̼̹͎͊͑̔͂̊̎̾̚ ͉͈̬̪̎͋̎ͮE̯͉̗͕̟̻̞ͪͯ̇̌ ̻̯̯̖͎͒ͣ̆ͥ͂̿̔P̤̤ͨ̂̔ ͖͔̠͚͑ͯͤ͛̑I͍ͣ̈ ͙̲̝̩̗̂̍̆̌̍ͬ̂ͮS̜̝̪̺̟̜̐ͭ̆̉̊̿͋ ͓̝͎̬̳̤̜̍̈́̔͛̾O̱̥͍̣͍̹ͧ̌̑̿͋ͭ ͈̘͑̔͂̑̓ͨD̟̟̺̻͌̊͆ ̫̤̦̘̯̟̰ͯͩ̆́E̻͓ͮ̓͒̈ ‼️

This week on Yikes on Mics we are consistently off-track. Julie carries the show and requests a personal redesign from God. We propose that every guy with a mustache should be arrested. A 4 hour slap chop repair goes wrong leading to the worst kind of OCD. Chelsea goes from zero to cringe real fast....

31/07/2020

WHO’S READY FOR THAT G͕̝̥̤͖͕͓͔ͭ̓̑ͮ̇ ͕̱̮̼̻̟͊̎ͣ̈́̽ͭỌ̳̪͖̫̠̘͉̾ͨ́ͫ ̪͍̖ͦ̄ͣͥ͛O̝̓́ͅ ̻̭͔̖̫͈̇ͩ̂̈́ͅD̼̬̖̮̗̣ͯͣͬ͊ ̻͕̥̬͔͒̆̐ ̪̤̫͓ͯ̽ͣ͊̓͂̄ͭ ̯̯̩̼͂͆͛ͅ ̳̮͖͓̽̊ ͈ͤ̅Q̝̤̘̘̹̯̱̖̒ ̪ͩͣͤ̓͐ͩ̂͊U͕̝͙͇̱̹̒͊ ̺̓̂̓̎ͫ̚A̘̒ͫ͐ͯͅ ̜̈́ͧ̚L̲̦ͮͨ͗͊ ̹͍͙ͬ̏I͈̘̺̥̻͈ͤ͒ ͕̦̹̖̯̄̊͗͐̍̈͂T̖͕͚̣ͭ̓̆̉̈́̏̚ ̰̝̦̟̈́̐͆ͅŸ͔͇̯̮̼̱̙̤́ͯ̅̚

We finally figured out a better method than Chelsea recording me over her speakers. Next episode will test it out.

30/07/2020

On next week’s episode of Yikes on Mics:

We are consistently off-track.
Julie carries the show and requests a personal redesign from God.
We propose that every guy with a mustache should be arrested.
A 4 hour slap chop repair goes wrong leading to the worst kind of OCD.
Chelsea goes from 0 to cringe real fast and we discuss our love of memes, sick burns, and mutual disrespect.

Episode 5: Multi-level marketing infants & JOURNALISTS HATE THEM! Click here to find out why ?!1!11 airs Tuesday, August 4th @ 10am EST

28/07/2020

‼️ EPISODE 4 OUT NOW ‼️

24/07/2020

Hope y’all are ready for an hour of Jeremy Tipton snoring 💀😂

21/07/2020

‼️ NEW EPISODE ‼️

This week we talk about the worst possible time to get lost, dedicated graffiti artists, extra-terrestrial vibes, and we add trees and stairs to our list of don'ts. For more info on Julie's story, check out: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3iex1h/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_f...

20/07/2020

New episode tomorrow at 10am. 👀

18/07/2020

Hey guys! If any of you have a story you want covered or a personal story you’d like to share, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected] and we’ll do our best to include it! Just try not to request high-profile cases like Ted Bundy or something that’s been done a thousand times, we know everybody (including us) are sick of those.

14/07/2020

We’re still working out the audio, so bear with us! I just ordered an actual mic so let’s hope this thing is better than my gaming headset and not a piece of poopy! 🤞🏻