Accurate Jenny

11/07/2023

If your money no reach to solve your problem chopam.
No go add ulcer to your problem

26/04/2023

Don't forget THE LEAST LIFE COULD OFFER ME 🥰 is still available. Just dm me and I'll send you the whole story 🙏🥰
The least life could offer me is an interesting story talking about a billionaire's child who suffered in the hands of her step Mom in her own Father's house. The guy she finally loved after many around her was also loved by her older step sister and she came to realize he was her brother.
Dm me and follow my page to find out more on the drama in this littles queen's life 🥰🙏🥰🥰

26/04/2023

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21/04/2023

YOUR SMILE My PRIORITY 😊

1) My husband came back home this morning at 6am telling me he slept at a friend's place.
I have called his 10 best friends and 6 of them confirmed he slept at their place. 4 of them even swore that he was still even snoring soundly 😂😂

2) Hygiene teacher be like
If soap and water makes the body clean, then what dirty's the towel? (10marks)😂 calculators are allowed 😂😂

3) English teacher be like
If black is a color and white is a color, then what is the color of a white and black television 😂😂

4) Favour: Jenny what do you always do to win all your arguments?🤔

Me: I don't argue with stupid people. I simply tell them " you are right" 😊😊

Favour: But at times you need to argue so as to prove some points

Me: you are right 😹😹

5) I wanted to go jogging this morning
But Proverbs 28:1 says that "The wicked run when no one is chasing them"🥺🥺

6) Me: Hey David
David: yes?🤔
Me: it's Ella. I wanted to tell you that I bought my own car today

David: why are you telling me? We broke up months ago?🙄😏

Me: just look left and right before you cross any road.🧏🧏May the Lord protect you 😂🥲

7) Precious: guys please I need advice on this one. He is 42 and I'm 20, please can I Mali him?🙏

Nyah: If you love him then you're good Togo
We're not Ghana tell you what to do. You Congo ahead and Mali him butCzech if he has money so you don't go Hungary 😂😂

8) When my boyfriend takes me to visit his rich parents for the first time and they were trying to know me better

Me: My mother died before I was born

Inlaw: uuhh sorry about that 🥲wait did you just said before you were born??🙄🙄

Me: yes before I was born she died then right from then I started singing even before I was born. There is a song my mother use to teach me, it is my best song.🙆🤷
Ohh God please show your daughter mercy
🙆😂😂

9) Once I see the place wey all unna dey fine money, na only saw go fit commot my hand🙄😏😏

10) I read a book yesterday titled How to survive in Cameroon.
Author's name: Unnaneva C. Enitin
Read Author's name again 🙆😂😂

11) No matter how experience you are, if you are not successful, you are just like a Cameroon national football team. Na Nyah na eyn tell me ooo😂😂🙆🙆

12) People say fight for what you love.🤔
Again they say if it is yours, you won't have to fight for it.🤔
Make unna no dey confuse me oohh are we fighting or not?💪💪🤷

13) Since I no fit win person pikin heart, make ah dey win souls for Christ.
Anyone in a relationship below the age of 30 should forget about heaven 😏😏🧏🧏🥲

follow because the best is yet to come 🙏🙏😲😲

18/04/2023

TIME CAN'T BE BOUGHT

Son: Dad please can I ask you a question
Dad: yes go on son ( curiously)
Son: How much do you make an hour
Dad: $100. Why are you asking?

Son: Can you please borrow me $50?
Dad: ( Dad gets angry because he is asking for so much money) What? Young Man go straight to your room and sleep
Son go to his room and sleep

Dad still angry but wanders what his son wants to do with so much money since his son don't ask money often.
Dad goes to his room

Dad: Son are you sleeping already?
Son: No Dad
Dad: Here you can have the $50
Son: ( very happy) Thank you Dad
Then he removes more money from under his pillow. Dad gets more angry as to why he is asking for money when he had some

Dad: why did you ask for money when you've got some 😡😡
Son: It's because it wasn't enough.
Dad here this is $100 can you please come back from work 1hour early tomorrow?
I want to play with you 🥺🥺🙏

This is just to tell everyone out there not only parents that we shouldn't spend time chasing money and forget we have people who loves and need our affection 🥲🥲

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17/04/2023

Apart from goat, which other
animal can fly?? 🤔🤔

10/04/2023