Anereum

30/07/2023

Kids say the meanest things...

60 seconds · Clipped by Anereum Podcast · Original video "Episode 41 : Werndygah" by Anereum Podcast

23/07/2023

Hey. You. Go listen. Now. New episode.

What if I told you there is a world where, not only are monsters real, but they have rights, just like you and me. And in this world, there exists a secret government organization dedicated to keeping you safe, and making sure they follow the rules. Welcome to Anereum, a Monster of the Week podcast.

25/03/2023

New episode, agents! Enjoy!

https://open.spotify.com/episode/47Y29NKm58xpA8S5uHDUmI?si=ZqmczpmgT6m-UNZjJpxOBw

16/03/2023

You gotta move.

31/01/2023

“With all due respect the last time you “had a good idea,” half of your team got turned into testicle men. Maybe your plan can be plan c?”
Artist: Colin Joyce

30/01/2023

“ We had to hang a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him.”
Artist: Jerad S. Marantz

30/01/2023

“Heeeey, I know you’re on break but I really need that documentation before the end of the day. Ok…. Don’t forget. Thaanks”
Artist: Maxim Verehin

30/01/2023

“Maybe nobody will notice it’s here?”
Artist: Joseph Diaz

28/01/2023

Recording is in session! Oooh this is gonna be good!

24/01/2023

Omar Marsh IV never did hear back from the American Idol people. He felt it was his best audition ever. Perhaps they didn’t appreciate the class of good Opera singing. He has since taken up yodeling.
Artist: Marcus Whinney

24/01/2023

“Big guy is Stephen. Little guy is Lewis. They once cast a spell but thought substitutes would be sufficient. One of the top ten rules of magic: accept no substitutes. Followed closely by: don’t do magic you don’t understand.”
Artist: Tomasz Zarucki

23/01/2023

“And that boys and girls is why you never go ass to mouth.”
Artist: Antonio J. Manzanedo

23/01/2023

“I NEED DR. PIMPLE POPPER! ITS AN EMERGENCY!”
Artist: Valeria Zagami

23/01/2023

“Stop screaming and crying; I’m fine. Just a flesh wound really.”
Artist: Christian Schob

22/01/2023

“Everybody thinks they want to be a vampire. They don’t tell you that some changes don’t turn out like others.”
Artist: Andrew Sonea

22/01/2023

“I’m a surveillance specialist. Kinda just fell into it. Seemed like a natural fit.”
Artist: Ian Joyner

22/01/2023

“It was never a cabbage patch. Technically the delivered babies were Pomes not Brassicaceae.”
Artist: Caleb Prochnow

22/01/2023

“Hello agent Walsh. I understand why the recent murders have you requesting an audience with me and the rest of the New York clamor.
I promise that we have had nothing to do with them…. But we respect the viciousness of the attacks. The victims were hardly victims. I would say they got what they deserved.”

Artist: Natalya Cherenkova

22/01/2023

“That was not a fart.”
Artist: Caleb Nefzen

22/01/2023

New episode is up, agents!

20/01/2023

“Yes I saw the sign that said : Cursed pumpkin patch. DO NOT ENTER. I guess I just thought “how bad can it be?”
Artist: Kevin Cassidy

20/01/2023

“What do you mean, “eating the local Beaver people population?” Im not eating them! See, I love this guy so much; I’ll give him a kiss! You’re not buying this are you? Come on man! I’m a wendigo!! BEING HUNGRY IS KINDA OUR THING!”
Artist: Norval Morrisseau

19/01/2023

“Come on man, what happened? You were in AA. You were walking the line. You’re back to making Johnny walker decisions. I’m sorry but I’m gonna have to take you in. Public intoxication and indecent exposure are big charges.”
Artist: Lux

19/01/2023

“Dead or not a reaper pepper is still a reaper pepper. I warned ya.”
Artist: Deanos

18/01/2023

“Pfft, this guy. “King” in yellow. Riiiiight.
Real drama Queen. All crazy plays, don’t say his name, and down with R'lyeh. Hate this guy….”
KIY: Ummm…I can hear you.
“…..real nosey creeper too.”
Artist: João Sergio

18/01/2023

Alright Gary, staring contest: winner picks dinner. Starting…..now.
Artist: Facundo Moreno

18/01/2023

Want a spoiler from the future?
One day bananas will be apex predators…. 2035; it’s gonna be a big year.
Artist: Victor Ribeiro

17/01/2023

“These are clearly not vaulted ceilings. 0 out of 5 stars for false advertisement. Air B and B WILL be hearing about this!”
Artist: huleeb

14/01/2023

Sesame Street has definitely had a few dark days. Did you know muppets can get rabies? They are on their 6th Elmo.
Artist: Austen Mengler

14/01/2023

“DON’T SHOOT! They are the maintenance men! Honestly, we aren’t sure if Disney found them or made them. They are mostly harmless.”
Artist: Asher 阿舍阿舍

14/01/2023

“If you touch that child, by rights of Theodore Roosevelt’s secret police, I will &@$?!ing end you.”
Artist: Manuel Javier Noreña Castaño

13/01/2023

Never forget the definition of a hero rookie: somebody who gets other people killed.
Artist: Jakub Rozalski

12/01/2023

JESUS HANK! Could you warn a guy before a fart like that? Oh God, it’s in my mouth; *gag* ITS.IN.MY.MOUTH.HANK!
Artist: Jamie Snell

12/01/2023

Did you all pay for this? It looks nothing like me? The Ill-omen is that you paid in advanced.
Artist: Jamie Snell

12/01/2023

“Hey uh…what are the odds it’s only going to take *checks magazine* 12..wow….12 rounds to get you to calm down?”
*horrible roar*
“Yeah…f**k me for asking” *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*
Artist: Panchenko Andrey

12/01/2023

*don’t scare him* *don’t scare him* *don’t scare him*
HEeEEeeEEEeey….are you lost?
Artist: Diego Leno

12/01/2023

It’s the little surprises that keep romance alive.

Artist: Maria Panfilova