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12/03/2023

YOU'RE MEANT JUST TO BE HÂPPY ❣️🥺🤣😂

1). Sôme peóple Are Saying That Séx Is Swéet,
My Bróther, Nóthing Is Moré Swéeter Thân When Yóu Have Líght And Your Neíghbor dón't Hâve😋😂😂😂
2). John Had An Áccidênt and he was Cryíng Bíttêrly, Becâuse he lóst his Léft Hánd😥
EBUKA: Dôn't Cry náa😢🥺, Plêase!,.....
Sée That Gùy that lóst his héad, Is He Cryíng?😭😭😂😂😂💔
3) Welcôme to Nigêria Whére Mâd mân will be Côntrolling Trâffic, And They Nô Bôrn any Hùman Bêing Nôt to Obēy him ☝️😲😭😂🤣😂😂
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4). For The Fírst Tíme In My Lìfe, I entêred Instágrâm, Boôm!, Aìrtêl Sênt Me a Méssâge:
"Who Ôn Wì-Fi For Yôu??!!"😭😭😳😂😂💔
5) Whên you are nót fásting, you cân stây till aftérnoon withôut feéling húngry....But dùring fásting, even Your Slím Néighbor Will Stârt Lóoking Líke SùperBíte Gála😭😂😂💔
6) Chái!, I can Nêver Fórget Prímary Schoól when we Usùally Sáy the Lôrd's Prâyer: "Dié Kíngdom Bôrn; Séun Be Bóy On Eárth, I sít in Héaven!"🙉😭😂😂💔
7). Nô Englísh díctionary has been âble to explaín the dífference between the twô words "COMPLÊTE" and FÍNISHED"; But There is A Différence! 😒😳:

"When you márry the right wóman, you are COMPLÊTE! When you marry the Wróng wóman you are FINÍSHED!
..And when your wífe cátches you with anóther wóman, you are COMPLÉTELY FÍNISHED! And if you márry a wífe who likês Shóppings so mùch, you are FÍNISHED CÓMPLETELY😳😳😳😭😭😂😂😂💔
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Smile up 🤣🤣🤣🤣1. My crush told me that I'm pretty. Well, the whole sentence was “you're pretty annoying”, but I focus onl...
12/03/2023

Smile up 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1. My crush told me that I'm pretty. Well, the whole sentence was “you're pretty annoying”, but I focus only on the positive things.

2. Sad Story: a little boy was so jealous of his newborn brother, so he put poîson on the ni**le of his mother. The next day their driver díed.🤣

3. Just because you were born in poverty, it doesn't mean that you'll be poor forever.
I was born in a hospital, yet I'm not a doctor.
Actually I was born in mental hospital.
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4. A Thiéf broke into my house last night. He started searching for móney, so I woke up and searched with him. But none of us found any móney in my room. Now me and the thiief both are disappointed.

5. Three drunk guys entered a taxi. The driver knew that they were drunk, so he started the engine, turn it off again and said “We reached your destination” The first guy gave him money, the second guy said “thank you” then gave him money too, while the third guy slapped the taxi driver. The driver was shocked thinking the third guy knew what he did, the driver asked “What was that for?” the third guy replied “Control your speed next time, you've nearly kílled us!”

6. I didn't know that me and you are related until I found out that both my mother and your mother are both mothers.

7. Life is not that much long keep laughing and if you can't laugh then call me I'll laugh at you.

8. Policeman: How could you kíll 49 people? What the hell is wrong with you?
Driver: I was driving at 80 km/h when I saw two men crossing the road. On the roadside, there was a wedding party. I wanted to apply the brakes, but I realized they were not working. So I had to take a decision: Either hít the 2 men or run into the wedding party.
Policeman: Hít the 2 men of course!
Driver: Exactly! After hitting the first man, the other man ran towards the wedding party, so I followed him.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Still Mille Sept

(1)My girlfriend is not rømantic at all,l throw her pillow,for her to do the same way l did,she wīpe me USB,cable for ne...
11/03/2023

(1)My girlfriend is not rømantic at all,l throw her pillow,for her to do the same way l did,she wīpe me USB,cable for neck😂😂

(2)Guys the best way to propose to a girl,take her in a boat to the middle of the river and say"marry me or leave my boat,thank me later😂😂😂😂

(3)Facebook is another level of wītchcraft how can you be feeling sick with 78 friends pls be cāreful,😂😂😂

(4)I went to a wedding and immediately l arrive they serve me rice,hey my opponent don pour the rice when he was greeting the groom,is now l believe that villāge people are reāl😂😂😂😂

(5)YOu get mind wear okirika travel abroad,what if the owner sees you there,😦yeh who stone me pānt😂😂😂
(6)I saw my class mate roasting corn by the road side,as soon as he saw me he ran away, l only wanted to tell him l supply charcoal😂😂😂

(7)My father sent me a friend request on Facebook,l mistakenly accepted hey😦,my post now is children of God shout hallelujah,no be jūjū be dat😂😂😂😂

(8)On the day of judgment day thousands of Angel will be beside the hēll to separate fight between Yah00 boys and white men,😂😂😂

(9)Don't be ashāmed if you fart while urinating...bros there's no rain without thūnder...😂😂😂😂

(10)Dear thūnder take care of those people planning to scroll without commenting or liking page. May they eat without control...shay you get it if you don't get it forget about it thank you.....😂😂😂😂lemme come and be going.
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If Facebook was a Nigerian App:Notifications be like;"Efe Chukwu been comment on your post o. E never tey sha, just 7 ho...
11/03/2023

If Facebook was a Nigerian App:
Notifications be like;

"Efe Chukwu been comment on your post o. E never tey sha, just 7 hours ago."

"Baba, check out these people na, you fit sabi them."

"Omo, Ijebu Babe don accept your friend request o. Try message am. The babe hot dìē!"

"Femi been invite you make you like one page like that. No like am, guy. That boy no geh sense."

"Guy, e get shooting wey happen for Maiduguri o. Mark yourself safe na. I know say you dey Enugu, but do am. Your friends dey do am."

"Chinedu and 27 others dey do birthday today o. You no go like send am 'A King was born today'"?

"E get person wey talk say your picture no fine. You no go like reply am?"

"Who tell you make you insūlt person? Why you call am werey? Unto community standards, you don dey restricted for 90 days. If e sure for you, open another account, we go still change am for you, werey!"

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*😂😛BRA BRA BRA*!!!!!🤣😁😅😀Bra wey know maths is called *Algebra*😅😅Bra under animation is called *Zebra*😅😅A Muslim bra is c...
11/03/2023

*😂😛BRA BRA BRA*!!!!!🤣😁😅😀

Bra wey know maths is called *Algebra*😅😅
Bra under animation is called *Zebra*😅😅
A Muslim bra is called *Ibrahim*😅😅
A Christian bra is called *Abraham*😅😅
Bra wey balance is called *Equilibra*😅😅
Alcoholic bra is called *Brandy*😅😅
Poisonous bra is called *Cobra*😅😅
Hard bra is called *Brass*😅😅
Skinny bra is called *Vertebra*😅😅
National bra is called *Brazil*😅😅
State bra is called *Anambra*😅😅
Academic bra is called *Library*😅😅
Magic bra is called *Abracadabra*😅😅😅🤣😁😁😅

Strong man is called *bravery* 😂😂

Any new thing is called Brandy ❤️😂

Head bra is called *braid* 😂😂

Hugging bra is called *Embrace* 😂😂

Different types of bra is called *branch* 😂😂

Sport bra is called *Ibrahimovic*🤣

Dirty bra is called *brat*

Proud bra is called * brag*

Musical bra is called *bracket*

Motor bra is called *brake*

Cloth bra is called *brazier*

Human bra is called *brain*

Oya give me bravo 👏👏

I sabi book na😂😂😂😂🤣

Pls guys appreciate by coming for more on Wattpad 🔽🔽

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