My Eulogies Please

06/07/2021

My Eulogies Please will be back next week! Find out if Bob is coming back, if Shelley is flying solo, or there is a new co-host!

01/06/2021

Start the month off right by checking out our latest episode!

Brad Wenzel eulogized the Ninja Turtles. Brad has made 3 stand-up appearances on CONAN. Brad’s debut album Sweet Nothings was released on Jack White’s label, Third Man Records and can be heard on Sirius XM. Twitter and Insta:

Alaina Bamfield eulogized Severus Snape. Alaina’s hilariously candid perspective has been eliciting laughs throughout the Midwest. She shares her view on an array of topics via her podcast, Leave Me Alone. Check it out on all streaming platforms! Twitter: , Insta:

Keith Bergman eulogized Mr. Spock. Keith spent a decade doing comedy. He now spends his days diving into a swimming pool full f half-price drink tickets. His book of road stories, "The Loneliness Of the Long-Distance Bummer," comes out this fall. Twitter & Insta:

28/05/2021

FUN-eral Fact Friday!

19/05/2021

☠We tried to expand our team! You can listen to the interview for our night guard position now on nearly all streaming platforms! ☠

Amanda Averell played Court Vanderhoot. Amanda Averell is a comedian from Pittsburgh, PA. As an improviser she has performed at Second Best Fest, Green Bay Improv Festival, DC Comedy Festival & Pittsburgh Comedy Festival. Twitter and Insta:

Adam Degi played Steve. Adam isn’t just another straight white male comedian. He had cancer, and his talent and joke writing separate him from the pack. He was part of The Best Of The Midwest Competition at Gilda's Laughfest in 2019. His Debut Album "His Name Is My Name Too" was released in 2017 and is available on iTunes and SiriusXM. He has performed at the Boston Comedy, was a semi-finalist in the Comedy 10K, and was also featured on the cover of R***e Magazine. Twitter and Insta:

Pauline Shypula played Cathy. Pauline is an Indiana-based writer, photographer, and entertainer. She is currently a copy-editor and writer for the nationally syndicated radio show: The Bob & Tom Show. Pauline also writes and performs fresh and engaging characters as part of the monthly literary-satire showcase called An Evening with the Authors. Twitter: , Insta:

27/04/2021

🤙Turn it up Tuesday! Tune into this spooky episode!🤙

Shelley Stoker (Sam Rager) hosts Bob Walton (Santiago Iglesias) and his frat brothers as well as discount séance night. Listen to them connect to the spirit of Jaws.

Hailey Zureich played Jaws. Hailey is Posh Spice of Metro Detroit comedy scene, and also an actress, activist, model, Certified Yoga teacher, and Life Coach. Follow her at www.zhaileycoaching.com Insta: TikTok:

Tanner Oliver played our psychic. A born and bred Michigan comic, Tanner has featured at Limestone Comedy Festival and 10000 Laughs Comedy Festival. When he’s not performing, he can be found eating nachos, producing RABBOTT HOLE, a socially distanced comedy show out of his backyard or recording Anomaly Homily. Insta: Twitter:

Dustin Meadows played Matt Hooper. Dustin is a comedian, failed musician, horror nerd, pop culture ju**ie, vinyl enthusiast, writer, and part-time werewolf. Dustin is the founder of Whiskey Bear Comedy and has been featured at numerous festivals, including Bird City Comedy Festival and Cape Fear Comedy Festival. Insta: Twitter:

23/04/2021

It's FUN-eral Fact Friday!

13/04/2021

😍 This week we have the eulogies of Mr. Peanut 🥜, Alice in Wonderland 🐰, and Lobo 💪

Mike Bobbitt eulogized Mr. Peanut. Mike co-hosts the "TRUTHcast," "You Made Me Watch," and "Voyager" Podcasts. He has been a guest on "WTF with Marc Maron" and can be seen on national platforms ranging from Ed Sheeran music videos to energy commercials. Insta: , Twitter:

Ella H eulogized Alice in Wonderland. Often described as raunchy, irreverent, and a disappointment by her mother, Ella has been an energetic force in the Michigan comedy scene for the past 3 years. She has performed at clubs all over Michigan, where she explores the difficulties of being a 22-year-old woman through b***y stories and intimate self-reflection. She has opened for the likes of Luis J. Gomez and Kurt Metzger and will be a featured performer at Altercation Comedy Festival in October and Skankfest South in November. Insta:

Dan Bacula eulogized Lobo. Dan was a regular at Comedy Club on State for a couple of years. He’s been coasting on that ever since despite it not impressing his wife, children, or dog — not even a little bit. There are compilations of his open mic sets on Bandcamp if you’re the kind of lunatic who is into stuff like that. Insta: Twitter:

31/03/2021

⚰⚰New episode alert!! ⚰⚰

Shelley Stoker (Sam Rager) has Bob Walton (Santiago Iglesias) discuss Bob’s final project coming up. They eventually get to playing the eulogies of Sandi Griffin, Pooh Bear, and Deadpool.

Spencer Taylor played Sandi Griffin eulogizing Daria. Spencer is a brilliant stand-up comic based in LA. She has slayed on comedy stages, in writer’s rooms, and on Wheel of Fortune. Spencer currently works as a writer on ABC’s Mixed-ish. Twitter & Insta:

Natalie Bainter eulogized Pooh Bear. Originally from Michigan, Natalie Bainter is a writer and comedian living in Bloomington, Indiana. Her background in theatre animates her storytelling style and playful cultural critiques. In the before times, she co-produced the monthly comedy show and dream gig “Who’s Laughing Meow?” at Nine Lives Cat Café in Indianapolis. She can’t wait to get back to helping comedians find their forever home. Twitter: Insta:

Joe Lopez eulogized Deadpool. Joe is a dad and podcaster from South East Michigan. He co-hosts Big Dad Energy, a podcast from two first time dads as they journey through parenthood and adulting. Twitter & Insta:

26/03/2021

HAPPY FUNERAL FACT FRIDAY!!

11/03/2021

We can't express enough thanks to everyone who made this episode possible!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m6Brkbj4TI

“My Eulogies Please” follows Shelley Stoker (Sam Rager), a lonely funeral director and undertaker, and her assistant, Bob Walton (Santiago Iglesias), as they...

05/03/2021

We'll be going live next week! Join us Helium Comedy Club - Indianapolis and listen to these sweet, sweet eulogies!

02/03/2021

⚰⚱🥳We're back with the eulogies of Spider-Man, Myrcella Baratheon, Johnny Castle 🥳⚱⚰

Myq Kaplan eulogized Spider-Man. Myq has appeared on the Tonight Show, Conan, Letterman, James Corden, Seth Meyers, Comedy Central, Last Comic Standing, and America’s Got Talent. He has a one-hour standup special on Amazon, “Small, Dork, and Handsome,” and two podcasts, The Faucet and Broccoli and Ice Cream. His first album, “Vegan Mind Meld,” was one of iTunes’ top 10 comedy albums of the year, and his newest album, “A.K.A.,” debuted at #1. The NY Times called it “invigoratingly funny” and included it among its five “coronavirus best new comedy specials”… “to remind you of the old normal.” And now, here we are in the new weird! Twitter: | Insta:

Shelly Smith eulogized Myrcella Baratheon. Shelly is an accomplished stand-up comedian, improvisor, part-time farmer and criminal justice reform advocate. Shelly has performed across the Midwest and hosts the podcast Reads & Weeds. Twitter: | Insta:

Lauren Bickers eulogized Johnny Castle. Lauren is the director of the Planet Ant Home Team. She is an instructor with The Planet Ant Training Center as well as The Detroit Creativity Project. Lauren has won multiple Wilde Awards and has appeared on Comedy Central’s Detroiters. Insta:

25/02/2021

We are EXTREMELY EXCITED to let you know we will be doing a live recording of My Eulogies Please 8:00 pm on March 10th at Helium Comedy Club - Indianapolis.

Seating is super limited because, you know, *cough* *cough*. You can, however, watch it live still via YouTube.

Links to tickets and the Youtube stream are in the comment section!

16/02/2021

💗Episode 10 is out!💗

Shelley Stoker (Sam Rager) and Bob Walton (Santiago Iglesias) discuss Valentine’s Day and rescuing pets. They reveal the eulogies for Live Stand-up Comedy, Pop from Hop on Pop, Jon Arbuckle and Garfield.

Matt Levy eulogized Live Stand-up Comedy. Matt is a 1988-born stand up & sketch comedian, cancer survivor and lifelong Night at the Roxbury fan. Hailing from Arizona, Matt moved to New York in 2013 to pursue comedy full-time. We know. Very brave! Along with performing all over the City and at festivals like The Beast Village Comedy Festival (Des Moines), The Park Slope Comedy Festival (Park Slope) and Motor City Comedy Festival (Detroit) to name a few. Matt hosts a monthly birthday-party themed stand-up show called, "It's Everybody's Birthday" at the Standing Room in Long Island City and writes a weekly blog called “Comedy Stray Notes.” Twitter: Insta:

James Couture eulogized Pop from Hop on Pop. James is a Lansing, Michigan-based comic and a member of Salsa Parlor (a group of hilarious comics who produce shows and sketches. He is a contributor to Savage Henry Independent Times. James is available for Quinceañeras and bat mitzvahs. No Corporate Parties. YouTube: , Insta: ,

Kyle Lewis is a Comedian and Entertainer, born and raised from the non-gentrified parts of Brooklyn, New York. He has been featured at New York Comedy Club and Dangerfield's, and has made several appearances at Caroline's, Broadway Comedy Club, and various places in New York City. When he is not performing or pointing at brightly colored signs, Kyle is the host of his own comedy show, Character Select, in NYC. Can't make it to a show? That's okay! Kyle has an internet presence that you'd be proud to keep in your browser history! Kyle has made appearances on popular web series, shows and podcasts, including SiriusXM’s Busted Open Radio, Barstool Sports’ Chap & Kate, and is even the host of his own pop culture podcast, Anything But Generic. Twitter and Insta:

12/02/2021

FUN-eral fact Friday!

02/02/2021

😍We are excited to share this marvelous episode!😍

👇Link in comments

Shelley Stoker (Sam Rager) tries to compare her popularity to Bob Walton’s (Santiago Iglesias), and the feud ends with them playing the eulogies of SpongeBob Squarepants, Uncle Rico, and Herbie the Lovebug.

Aliya Bahjet eulogized SpongeBob Squarepants. Aliya is an improviser from Metro Detroit and combines comedy with kinesiology to teach people how to move better. You can get tips from her on Instagram and TikTok .

Charlie Settles eulogized Uncle Rico. Charlie is a stand-up comedian from Minneapolis, Minnesota. With meek confidence and humor that borders on the absurd, the 24-year-old is a vessel of deadpan irreverence and passive chaos who thrives on stages in bowling alleys and dive bars across the continental United States (and beyond) (outer space). Charlie is the winner of Acme Comedy Company’s “Funniest Person in the Twin Cities” Contest (2019) and co-founder/editor in chief of Minneapolis satire website “The Terminal Times.” Charlie can be found and contacted at charliesettles.com. Twitter & Insta:

Ryan Dunham eulogized Herbie the Lovebug. Ryan is an engineer, car tinker-er, and Rally Co-driver who has competed all over the Continental United States. Ryan is an excellent performer and has showcased his talents both on stage and behind the scenes with sound production. Facebook, Twitter, & Insta:

29/01/2021

Happy FUN-eral Fact Friday!

19/01/2021

Check out this hot and fresh episode ready for your listening pleasure! You'll need the laughs with all of the tension this week!

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Shelley Stoker (Sam Rager) and Bob Walton (Santiago Iglesias) explore potential advertising ideas and reveal the eulogies of Spyro the Dragon, Gossip Girl, and Betty Boop.

Patrick Hastie eulogized Spyro the Dragon. Patrick is a comedian from Glenwood, Iowa who is based out of Brooklyn, New York. He has toured all over the country and has performed in festivals like the 10,000 Laughs Comedy Festival, the Brooklyn Comedy Festival and SF Sketchfest. Patrick can be heard weekly on THE NOSTALGIC FRONT podcast and he has been featured on The Chive, College Humor and Laugh Spin. He is a very nice guy and his 5 year plan is to be cool and live forever! Twitter: , , Insta: , , Patreon:

Chloe Ketchum eulogized Gossip Girl. Chloe is a phenomenal comedian and a seasoned and successful podcaster. She co-hosts both Girls Gone Canon and Drunk ASOIAF History, which offers a literary analysis covering the works of George RR Martin and Philip Pullman through a pop culture lens. Twitter: , , Insta: , Patreon:

Alan Peterson eulogized Betty Boop. Alan is not only a stand-up comedian, but also accomplished writer and curator across multiple entertainment outlets from rap parody videos with the likes of Tom Arnold and a regular at The Comedy Store. Twitter: , Insta:

15/01/2021

FUN-eral Fact Friday!

05/01/2021

🎉We've missed you all, but we are back and hip-hopping into this new year with a brand new episode! 🎉

It is 2021, and Shelley Stoker (Sam Rager) and Bob Walton (Santiago Iglesias) recap their holidays and New Year’s Resolutions. They play the bugged eulogies of Hans Gruber, Lefty, and Childhood.

Ryan Fuhst eulogized Hans Gruber. Ryan is one of the founders and hosts of Dead Waves Radio. He is marvelous at improv and has rocked love recordings at podcast festivals. Support Dead Waves Radio via Facebook, Instagram, and Patreon

Shana Gabrielle eulogized Lefty. Shana is a wonderful actress who hails from Michigan. She has performed theaters across the state and has done extra work in feature films.

Amanda Welzein eulogized Childhood. Amanda is an extremely talented actress and comedian who also co-hosts and produces Dead Waves Radio. Amanda has appeared on numerous comedy fiction podcasts and slays the character work game. Support Dead Waves Radio via Facebook, Instagram, and Patreon

#2021

22/12/2020

We are back with our last episode of 2020!

Shelley Stoker (Sam Rager) and Bob Walton (Santiago Iglesias) argue about parties and play the eulogies of Charlie Brown, BoJack Horseman, and Barbie.

Carl Johnson eulogized Charlie Brown. Carl is a super hilarious comic who is not afraid of self-deprecation or getting personal on stage. He is a Michigan favorite and has performed at LaughFest. Carl hosts a weekly webcast called Comedy Project where he delves into the world of stand-up and personal stories with comics. Twitter: , Insta:

Walta Yoseph eulogized BoJack Horseman. Walta is a stand-up comedian from Columbus, OH. Originally hailing from East Africa, her comedy is largely a personal account of an immigrant trapped between two wildly different cultures. Peppered with social commentary, dick jokes, and the occasional drug reference, her comedy has something for everyone. Bring your children! Twitter: , Insta:

Kelly Collette eulogized Barbie. Kelly has been featured on Sirius XM, NPR, and she just filmed a special for Dry Bar Comedy. She was a finalist on CMT’s Next Big Comic and has performed at prestigious festivals like Limestone, Laughingskull, San Francisco Sketchfest and The Lucielle Ball Comedy Festival. She recently was on the Best Of The Midwest showcase at Gilda’s Laughfest. Twitter: , Insta:

08/12/2020

🚨New Episode!🚨

Shelley Stoker (Sam Rager) and Bob Walton (Santiago Iglesias) discuss turkey day and play the eulogies of Oscar the Grouch, Fred Kaczynski, and Brian Krakow.

Connor Meade played Sally the Grouch eulogizing Oscar the Grouch. Connor is an extremely talented and has performed at the Motor City Comedy Festival and co-produces the Independent Comedy Club. Twitter: , Insta: |
Mike O’Keefe eulogized Fred Kaczynski. Mike is a hilarious Chicago-based comic who be heard on SiriusXM. You can also check out episodes of his podcast, “Buddy of the Groom,” on streaming platforms. Twitter: , Insta: |

Rachel Fogletto played Patty Chase eulogizing Brian Krakow. Rachel is a mondo funny comic who hails from Philadelphia. You can catch Rachel co-hosts two podcasts, The Leak Podcast and Hot Mistakes, which can be found on streaming platforms. Twitter: , Insta:

04/12/2020

FUN-eral Fact Friday! Shelley and Bob got some help recently with a supernatural problem! Check out Dead Waves to listen to your favorite funeral home workers!

Shelley Stoker considered it a bonus that when she bought her funeral parlor it came with a hearse. Between playing music backwards and stopping in the middle of crossroads, her assistant Bob thinks is more of a curse. Jack had an internship. Grem can't sleep. Lilith meets a fellow morgue-e.
This week's special guests are Sam Rager and Santiago Iglesias of the My Eulogies Please podcast! To find out more information you can head on over to https://www.heliumpresents.com/my-eulogies-please .
Links to this episode and more in the comments!

30/11/2020

It's Cyber Monday, and today you can also support a small business and the live entertainment at the same time!

24/11/2020

We are back again for Episode 4!

Shelley Stoker (Sam Rager) and Bob Walton (Santiago Iglesias) bicker over Bob trying to leave his internship. They power through and reveal the eulogies of Joker, God, and Mario.

Kyle Forsyth eulogized Joker with the assistance of Ashley Hall as Harley Quinn. Kyle is one of the producers of 313 Comedy and Motor City Comedy Festival. You can find his podcast “Recently Played with Kyle Forsyth,” on iTunes and Spotify. Twitter: , Insta:

Alex Piccolo eulogized God. Alex is an incredibly talented Michigan-based improvisor and co-hosts the popular podcast “Dead Waves Radio”. Insta: , , Tiktok:

EJ Watson eulogized Mario. EJ is a marvelous performer and is a producer of The Independent Comedy club. EJ is also the creator and host of “Ride AAlong Podcast”. Twitter: , Insta: ejwatson111

20/11/2020

Casket's origin story is almost as beautiful as you!

18/11/2020

New on the :

Shelley Stoker (Sam Rager) & Bob Walton (Santiago Iglesias) share more content from bugged funerals this week on My Eulogies Please. They remember The Giving Tree, Goldilocks, & Mr. Bean with the help of Megan Cottington, Jeff Horste, & Sumukh Torgalkar.

Listen here: bit.ly/2K9RiAd

10/11/2020

Heck yeah! If you have about 15 minutes of free time, use that quick break to listen to another episode of My Eulogies Please!

Megan Cottington eulogized The Giving Tree. Megan is an incredible comic and is one of the producers of the Motor City Comedy Festival. Twitter: , Insta: |

Jeff Horste eulogized Goldilocks. Jeff has appeared on Comedy Central’s Kevin Hart Presents: The Next Level, as well as Hart of the City. He is the host of the webseries, “Roast this Post.” Insta: , Twitter: |

Sumukh Torgalkar eulogized Mr. Bean. Sumukh’s album “The Mispronunciation of Sumukh Torgalkar " can be heard on SiriusXM and purchased on most digital platforms. Sumukh also releases weekly digital content via YouTube. Facebook: Sumukh Torgalkar – Home of the Onion Sandwich, YouTube: Sumukh Torgalkar