09/01/2023
Maybell Whitfield was born and raised in Bay County. She’s lived in the Panama City area since the 1920′s for more than a century.
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![BREAKING NEWS:[GEORGE WARD CHANGES PARTY NAME] This morning (Normal Time) PAMU ELECTION CANDIDATE Mr. George Ward change...](https://img5.medioq.com/095/397/113929140953973.jpg)
11/07/2021
BREAKING NEWS:
[GEORGE WARD CHANGES PARTY NAME]
This morning (Normal Time) PAMU ELECTION CANDIDATE Mr. George Ward changed his party name to “the barrel”. Critics speculate whether or not the change came from within, yet all still agree on its brazenness.
“A Monumental Achievement”, said ex-Prime Minister, Anthony R. Egg.
“Concise, powerful. I’m voting for that fella”, said Gary, resident of Baytown, Texas.
More at Then
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![BREAKING:[CFO AZEEM MALIK ENDORSES SEAN BLANCHET’S SINCERITY PARTY]It has been less than two weeks since the election st...](https://img3.medioq.com/110/318/112437061103181.jpg)
08/07/2021
BREAKING:
[CFO AZEEM MALIK ENDORSES SEAN BLANCHET’S SINCERITY PARTY]
It has been less than two weeks since the election started and the major endorsements have already began to roll out. This Thursday, devout Muslim and Womaniser CFO Azeem Malik had announced his endorsement for Sean Blanchet’s Sincerity Party. When asked for his reason, Mr. Malik thus spake:
“Its just not funny anymore.”
Will we be seeing other high profile endorsements in the coming days? Experts speculate that it could be the case.
Group Expert Richard Brilliance had also endorsed Sean Blanchet recently, in an emphatic, emotional speech regarding his friend who likes Disneyland. So far, Team Sincerity seems to be winning over the forces of George Ward. Will this trend go on?
More at some point
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![BREAKING: [LEAKED CHAT SHOWS YETI LEADER SIMPING FOR ENDORSMENT] Today an unnamed source close to the DSP Labour Psychol...](https://img5.medioq.com/788/096/111325887880965.jpg)
07/07/2021
BREAKING:
[LEAKED CHAT SHOWS YETI LEADER SIMPING FOR ENDORSMENT]
Today an unnamed source close to the DSP Labour Psychological Operations Unit (LPOU) shared with PAMU News secret communications made between the Yeti Party Candidate and an unnamed DSP representative. In the “Chat”, the Yeti Leader is shown “Simping” and practically “Begging” for public endorsement by the establishment party.
“I was frankly shocked, but not surprised,” said the unnamed whistleblower.
What does this spell for the Yeti Party?
Will the Yeti Leader address these startling revelations?
More at 3am
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07/07/2021
“If I get elected I will destroy all degenerates.”
- Yeti Party Candidate
Some speculate whether DSP’s newest endorsement is really what will bring this company forward
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![BREAKING NEWS[DEEP STATE PARTY ENDORSES PAGAN EXTREMISTS]IS THE RACE ALREADY OVER? Today a representative from the Deep ...](https://img4.medioq.com/127/859/110682971278590.jpg)
07/07/2021
BREAKING NEWS
[DEEP STATE PARTY ENDORSES PAGAN EXTREMISTS]
IS THE RACE ALREADY OVER?
Today a representative from the Deep State Party has announced their support for Corporate Spiritualist Alex Bernasconi and his Yeti Party. With DSP’s financial backing the Yeti Party is projected to win in a landslide.
Inside sources from Sean Blanchot’s campaign state:
“That warchest is insurmountable, and so is the DSP’s backside.”
Observers wonder whether George Ward’s “No Ad” strategy is paying off. As the race seems to already be in high gear, there is no sign that the 2020 Candidate has any intention to take campaigning seriously.
PAMU News Spanish interpreters are currently all self-isolating, so no comment could be attained from Samid Siul’s party.
More at 10
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05/07/2021
BREAKING: OFFICIAL PLATFORMS RELEASED
1) Samid Siul with the GREMIO DE PPROPIETARIOS DEL SALITRE
2) Alex Bernasconi with THE YETI PARTY
3) George Ward with MAL BLUM'S COOL PARTY
4) Sean Blanchet with THE COMMITTEE FOR SERIOUS AND SINCERE POSTING
Candidates are encouraged to use their time wisely and reach out to the electorate as much as possible.
An official schedule will be released later this week.
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03/07/2021
What is the most important issue facing PAMU friendployees, stakeholders and customers today?
What should the Executive Election candidates address during their campaigns?
Is it:
1) The “Defund Mercenary Somali Psyops” Movement?
2) Infrastructure package for the SPACE CUBE?
3) Liquidating assets from the Shimmer?
4) Tax Reform
5) The Great Calamity?
6) Irony Poisoning and Schizoposting?
Let us know what issue is the most important to you.
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03/07/2021
DEAREST FREINDPLOYEES AND CUSTOMERS
Following Executive Committee on the Election Question (ECEQ) Order , per the request of the Deep State Party and Members of the Board (MoB), the PAMU EXECUTIVE ELECTION will be covered by one single, centralised news source determined to be of outmost legitimacy and reliability: PAMU News.
We seek to centre the narrative around what’s most pressing and prescient to friendployees, stakeholders and costumer.
5 candidates have already registered and will be marked as the official campaigns in the election. Any registrations made after the 3rd of July will be included but will experience depreciated coverage.
An official announcement will be made tomorrow.
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