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14/06/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram (6/14):

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.

(The trick is in keeping a straight face in the process!)

13/06/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram (6/13):

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.

(Tell that to someone with ADD!)

12/06/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram (6/12):

It is better to live day by day for you might not be here tomorrow.

(I can live tomorrow, too, assuming it gets here!)

11/06/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram (6/11):

Opportunity is often inconvenient.

(You have to get off the couch!)

10/06/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram (6/10):

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

(But, never for very long.)

07/06/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram (6/7):

I think if I have a good breakfast I could go without food for the rest of the day. I think that until about lunchtime.

(This is how politicians think about the nation’s budget.)

06/06/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram (6/6):

Dream, but always with your eyes wide open.

(I may as well. I sleep that way!)

03/06/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram (6/3):

He who angers you controls you!

(But, only until I get even!)

31/05/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram (5/31):

Being yourself is being the person everyone else wants you to be.

(So, be somebody else and confuse everyone.)

30/05/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram (5/30):

Heaven is where the police are British, the mechanics German, the cooks are French, the lovers Italian and all is organized by the Swiss.

(Hell is where the police are German, the mechanics are French, the cooks are British, the lovers are Swiss, and it’s all organized by the Italians.)

29/05/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram (5/29):

If life deals you lemons, make lemonade.

(If life deals you lemons, just shut up and eat your lemons!)

24/05/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram (5/24):

With money I can buy things; with thinking I can understand things.

(I think I can understand that I can’t afford to buy things!)

23/05/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram (5/23):

Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

(Think about that the next time you have a chicken omelet!)

22/05/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram (5/22):

(Spanish proverb) Laziness is the mother of all vice... but, it's a mother and you should respect her!

(And, what a mother it is, too!)

21/05/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram (5/21):

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

(And, those who won't go should be thrown out!)

20/05/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram (5/20):

The fellow who has no money is poor. The fellow who has nothing but money is poorer still.

(Maybe so, but I’d like to find out for myself!)

17/05/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram (5/17):

In communism, man oppresses man.

(In capitalism, it's the other way around.)

16/05/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram (5/16):

No answer is also an answer.

(And, those are the most unnerving of them all!)

15/05/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram (5/15):

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than look back.

(Sure, but a back-up cam would be nice!)

14/05/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram (5/14):

(Albert Einstein) An expert is a man that has made all mistakes possible in a narrow field of expertise.

(A wife is a woman who reminds that man of those mistakes!)

13/05/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram (5/13):

When fear knocks at the door, and you answer, there will be no one there.

(That’s what scares me!)

10/05/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram (5/10):

Doing a thing wrong for a long period of time gives it the superficial appearance of being right.

(It’s profitable, too. Politicians have been doing it for decades!)

09/05/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram (5/9):

People seem to get nostalgic about a lot of things they weren't so crazy about the first time around.

(Face it, nostalgia isn’t what it used to be!)

08/05/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram (5/8):

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist.

(Politicians are busy convincing us that they’re working for us, which puts them in the same league!)

07/05/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram: (5/7):

Having the right to do it doesn’t mean it’s right to do it.

(Just the same, it won’t stop our politicians!)

06/05/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram (5/6):

People who do the world's real work don't usually wear neckties.

(And, neither does anyone else in their right mind!)

28/02/2024

THE BOMBASTIC BLOGCAST – February 28, 2024

Good morning!

At a time when our election process is at a low point with public trust, election workers are resigning in droves.

Kristi Noem met with Donald Trump at Mar-A-Lago this week. Makes you wonder if she might be the “front-runner” in the “Veepstakes”?

The Senate voted to kill a resolution that would require information about Israel’s actions in Gaza.

NOTE: This is the last “Blogcast” for the next couple of months. I am moving from Sugar Land, and in the process, there’s a divorce taking place. I’m having to clear out our present residence while I search for a new place near the Space Center. Watch FB for a return announcement, perhaps in June. THANK YOU for putting up with me!

Johnnie W laughs our way into the hiatus.

28/02/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram (2/28):

Falling in love is awfully simple. Falling out of love is simply awful.

(Perhaps, if we could just “trip” in and out of love, the anxiety wouldn’t be so bad!)

27/02/2024

THE BOMBASTIC BLOGCAST – February 27, 2024

Good morning!

During last weekend’ CPAC get-together, El Salvador’s president, Nayib Bukele, addressed the “dark money” issue in our politics, and showcased El Salvador’s rejection of George Soros.

Declassified FBI documents are shedding new light on the J6 investigation.

Even after her embarrassing defeat in her home state, Nikki Haley is STILL running. Why?

Brian McKim returns to the Comedy Corner.

27/02/2024

Daily Dan-O-Gram (2/27):

Learn to listen, opportunity often knocks softly.

(Why can’t it learn to use the doorbell, or the phone?)

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