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He took paper in his hands sipped his coffee which was still hot like.The neighbour.They were blank papers.Nothing on th...
04/08/2023

He took paper in his hands sipped his coffee which was still hot like.

The neighbour.

They were blank papers.
Nothing on them.

Who and why will somebody send him blank papers.

Phone rang again. It was his second wife.

Jackson there are some people after me. They have long teeths and nails.
I am scared...

THERE ARE ALWAYS PEOPLE AFTER YOU. STOP DOING ONLYFns. TOLD YOU LIKE THOUSAND TIMES!!!!

He slammed his phone hard with full fist making a giant hole like his wife had.

In her mouth.

Too much eating.

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30/07/2023

A weird pain has taken over him.
Making all sorts of sounds inside.Been 3 days and pain is still here. Similar to the pain his teachers used to give him bck in schul. They would strip him and then would beat untill his hands get swollen. Then they would r*pe him and tellHim to not to tell anyone. Or it will be worse.
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29/07/2023

Whenever I used to see her shadow moving in dark.

I wud just simply hide under bed when kid.

One day shadow stopped at my bed and asked me “Why i fear”

I replied. You look horrible. Then shadow beated sh*t out of me.

Never call your mother. Horrible. She won’t like it telling ya.

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*HE MARRIED HIS PUPPY*He used to have a puppy. Who would circle around round round round.One day dog stopped moving beva...
26/07/2023

*HE MARRIED HIS PUPPY*

He used to have a puppy. Who would circle around round round round.
One day dog stopped moving bevause full moon occured.
He turned himself into a ...

A Beautiful woman.

A woman who was as bootiful as they show on TV.

Slowly man started to fall in love with his dog. And end up marrying her.

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26/07/2023

He used to have a puppy. Who would circle around round round round.
One day dog stopped moving bevause full moon occured.
He turned himself into a ...

A Beautiful woman.

A woman who was as bootiful as they show on TV.

Slowly man started to fall in love with his dog. And end up marrying her.

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26/07/2023

I sprayed some more to clean the bird s**t on mirror.
But no matter How I hard I wipe. It doesnt come off.
So i scratched with my nails. But nothing happened.
So I scratched more and wiped more. And scratched more. Untill blood start pouring outta ny nails.
And my skin weared off.

I don't know, what the hell birds eat these days.

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Wolves are crazy. I used to have dinner with them untill they cut open a deer and ate its inners like noodles. They slur...
25/07/2023

Wolves are crazy.
I used to have dinner with them untill they cut open a deer and ate its inners like noodles. They slurrp and cheered snd laughed while I sat there looking at their madness.

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25/07/2023

I was in swimming pool. It was very good pool. Stars shone bright. And I was missing her.
Her legs. Her dress. And everything.
And I felt something moving in the water. I dipped into it to peek a good look. And found her floating inside like a mermaid.
I screamed right there. A big water bubble came out of my mouth. Blocking my voice.
I pushed my leg to go back to surface. Out of wimming pool. Out of this fooo-king house. Haunted house.

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I hated the feeling of grass brushing my ankles but. Doctor told me to walk barefoot everyday. Every daamn morning to cu...
25/07/2023

I hated the feeling of grass brushing my ankles but.
Doctor told me to walk barefoot everyday. Every daamn morning to cure my "the thing" problem.
So my wife could stop complaining.
And a new spark could again happen.
So He told me to do this for 1 week. And dont stop. And then come back to me.
I kept on walking barefoot letting my bo**rs touch the grass. I mean ankles touch the grass.

Then when i returned back on Friday, the doctor died.

What a fool and what a turn in life.

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She pulled him into a rabbit hole.He once met a woman at a doctors clinic.She was very bootiful. And she had very big. E...
24/07/2023

She pulled him into a rabbit hole.
He once met a woman at a doctors clinic.
She was very bootiful. And she had very big.
Eyes.
And she kept on looking at her. It was a strange look. Look you see only in that kind of movies.

Where hero falls in love with a woman.
Then she was called into and gone inside. And fire broke out after that.
Everyone ran outside and he never met her again.

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23/07/2023

The very first time I saw a ded body. It was a very diffrnt.
It waayyy different than you see on tvor youtube.
But it was tuesday. I was returning back home. And something got under my car. I pulled over. Stepped out. Sky was dark blue. No one was around. And wind was chilled enough to frost your balls.

I stepped out and looked around and saw a body under ny tyre.
It was already dead. And rampled by many cars.
Carcass was. It was a some werewolf or something. I do not know. May be an animal. I don't know but I do know how to repel all these werewolves to die before getting under your tyre.

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23/07/2023

Age fifteen I visited this place. To buy some cola which happen to found only in this place.
It has all kind of candies
Owner was a very good gentleman.
Then after sometime.
This gentleman killed his woman. And his children, and eaten all of them.
It made all newspapers. Some said he was depressed. Some say he was cursed by an old witch. Witch who asked him candies but he refused. Anyways.
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22/07/2023

Frank Heather was not the kind of man you will wanna talk to.

He is kind a man who would, seen as if he has buried a body under a swimming pool.
And he has very big stomach. Everytime I wud see his stomach. It lures me to hit it with a full fist as hard as I can.

I stopped myself somehow many times but not anymore.

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20/07/2023

*She Flabberred her wings. God knows where she hide them*

I met an old lady once. Who wants ne to tell her future. I was walking down the street to reach the park. Where my friends are waiting for me to toss a match.
And get themselves into a sports madness. And as I turned to this home of my left. An old lady stopped me. I was 17 and she was hot even at her age of 67.

"Can you tell my future"

Igot surprised but not a bit scared. My momma used to tell me when I was child. How these ladies aka pimps. Kidnap kids and then sell them in blackmarket.

But I wasn't child kid now. I was into my manhood. Anyways the lady then grabbed my hand. And I gave her a big smash on her face.

Her eyes turned red. And he flappered her wings. God knows where she hidded in her body. And then left.
I told about this to everyone. But no one believed me.

How funny is. humans believe in fairy tales but not in real incidents.

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19/07/2023

You should never burn a witch. I told them, but they refused and still wanted to.
She was a good witch. A white witch. now whole town got cursed. Every 2nd born turned out to be a witch.
Slowly a whole generation of witch came up and filled the town.
Fools.
Even my daughter is witch now.
Daamn.

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18/07/2023

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She was everywhere and she was no where. She was in the room. And now was no where.Except the guest on the dinning table...
18/07/2023

She was everywhere and she was no where. She was in the room. And now was no where.
Except the guest on the dinning table.
And candles and plates and.
200 years of her being living as a a vampie. Hunting and blood thirsting. and vampires lot of vampires eating humans and goats.

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He didn't know the last time he got so relieved. But he was now. Specially after burying his wife who was half zombie an...
17/07/2023

He didn't know the last time he got so relieved. But he was now. Specially after burying his wife who was half zombie and half vampire.

Her vampire side is something he loved the most. But her zombie side it was smelly and yellow liquid would come out of her.

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Some peep accusing Ex president for making milliyouns. Of money.To hell these folks.I have seen mothers roaming on stree...
15/07/2023

Some peep accusing Ex president for making milliyouns. Of money.
To hell these folks.
I have seen mothers roaming on street for pennies and young students eating pizzas directly out of dustbin.
Everyone shud make money. What I am against is selling dumb products or dumb things. And merica ex president is a master when it comes to speaking, biz ventures and golf. And yes…making money out of it.

He speaks ways better than the zombie I used to listen to.

Aah folks these days !

Don’t hate the president. Rathaaa game the game.
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14/07/2023

There was this broken window. We were 5 boys.
Standing.

On a wait to catch a ghost moving through window in house.
Everyday we wud return back at noon and stay there. Playing. Untill it gets dark.
And then we wud return our houses back and sh*t in toilet and sleep.

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Tea su*ked. So he steppped into a cafe to gobble some down.Most people don’t know, the history of tea but they drink it ...
13/07/2023

Tea su*ked. So he steppped into a cafe to gobble some down.

Most people don’t know, the history of tea but they drink it like its their momma’s milk.

Legend say it was some lutican dragon who drank tea first time, and then he commanded ALLLL his worshippers to drink and distribute tea to others.

And thats how tea became a business.

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13/07/2023

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13/07/2023

There was this broken window.
We were 5 boys. Standing.

On a wait to catch a ghost moving through the window in the house.

Everyday we wud return back at noon and stay there.
Playing.
Untill it gets dark.
And then we wud return our houses back and sh*t in toilet and sleep.

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Wolves are crazy. I used to have dinner with them untill they cut open a deer and ate its inners like noodles. They slur...
13/07/2023

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13/07/2023

Whenever I used to see her shadow moving in dark.
I wud just simply hide under bed when kid.
One day shadow stopped at my bed and asked me “Why i fear”
I replied. You look horrible.

Then shadow beated sh*t out of me.
Never call your mother. Horrible. She won’t like it telling ya.

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05/07/2023

Rude town, even their dogs barks at pole before pisssing on it…

After a brutal long drive, 8 hours, I reached this town for a business meeting but everything was dark and boring and rude and lifeless.

Even their dogs barks at pole before pisssing on it.

I entred into cafe I was told to wait for in the letter.

An old cafe it was.

With hell lot a table 4 chair-seating arrangements.

Dark. It was dark. Wooden walls ? perhaps.

No electiricity.

Candles !
These foozos were still living in candles when men are stepping on mars.

Where the hell am i?

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05/07/2023

She was insanely beautiful.

Like a glowing glare of moon walking in the dark night.

Walking in a garden. Garden full of roses and lilies.

He saw her and started loosing himself. He asked her name.

He bought her candies He gone on knees.

She rolled her eyes.

She hurt his feelings and he followed her home.

But you don't have to follow some ugly ass b**ch to her home after breaking your heart into 1000 pieces.

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05/07/2023

Once there were 2 close friends.

Puppy and squirrel.

Everyday squirrel and puppy would sit, drink tea and discuss about weather.

This kept on months and years and decades.

Untill both death reaches them both and they both said farewell to this world.

But why i m telling this story...

Well because this is how most people are.

They sit around, discuss bulls**t stuff and then one day they die without doing something useful to their lives...

Like establishing a good online business that give them more choices and freedom in life.

Most people don't even have freedom to live like those two friends we talked about.

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04/07/2023

It was 2:00 AM and I was already tired working.

I receive a message on instagram from a girl.
I knew her.
Saw her pics before.

Liked her smile. Always.

“You are such good writer. I love reading your stuff.” Her message said.

As I was up from past whole 2 nights.
My brain was not working properly.

And I don't know what I REALLY was thinking...

I message back –

“Thanks. I appreciate that. I like your smile. You smile like A Greek Goddess. Makes me wanna marry you. Take you to the moon.”

I was just trying to repay her back, wanna say something nice.

She thought. I am hitting on her.

“Jerk!”

*Blocked*

I think it's time for me to take some rest yo.

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04/07/2023

When i was a kid.
A spider wud visit me and wud ask my name.

This kept on going for days. For weeks.
The spider kept on asking my name. I replied. I dont know.
One day I told him my name. Then it got curious. It wants to kill me. And suck my blood up. Me?

Me just want to be become spiderman of the fly world.

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04/07/2023

An old friend. His wife cheated. and probably they are going to file a divorce. (She was not even beautiful.)

The guy kept on dashing out his pain. And I kept on listening to his ramblings.

Men are so stupid these days.

They don't understand, a woman will leave you (if she wants to) even after you marry her.

The guy expected too much from his wife.

The guy expect too much from people.

Me ?

I lost hope in people very long time ago.

This why i never get disappointed because I don't hope from anyone that they aren't gonna leave me, abandon me, stab me, lie to me, etc etc.

In the end as a man. You can only rely on yourself.

It's just the part of life.

After roasting my brains out from his ramblings...

I too feeling motivated. Probably gonna divorce my b*tch too. She screams a lot. Unnecessary.

There's a woman down the valley. I like this woman. I shud go and talk to her.

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04/07/2023

Horns.
I saw, were as golden as Trump's hair.
I tried to grab them to sell it later...
but they kept on moving side to side as if horn was living. Left and right. Then it all gone puff.
I kept on lying there on my bed.
Clock already hit 4:00 AM I had no energy to take the cows to walk today.

So i closed my eyes. And saw horns again this time in dream.

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03/07/2023

The saddest day it was
The worst day it was.

She turned me into a REAL goat for full 2 hours...
There lives a witch into the jungle of Whorandon.

I wanted to taste her magic.

So I took the road.

It was an dense jungle.
Very dark.

I kepy on walking and cutting mesh of leaves and branches.

And cutting. And walking. And cutting. And walking.

Till I reached in the middle of the wild.

I saw a small wooden house. Where chimney was fuming smoke as if house is itself alive, smoking a cigarette.

I knocked the door.
But door openned itself.

I entered. House was full of candles and pumpkins.

And smell of something big was cooking.

Then My eyes turned on the wooden chair placed in one of corners. There was this white woman beautiful transparent semi naked smilling at me.

She whispered- "I was waiting for you."

I was like "f**k F**k f**k.
She is real. She is real.
F**k-f**k-f**k."

I turned around and started running.

But what I see...
I was not walking on 2 legs.

Rather on 4 legs. On my f**king hooves.

I screamed -

"help me. help me. help me."

But all I hear "Mehhhh Mehhh Mehhhh Mehhhh" comming ouuta my mouth.

Witch.

That ugly beautiful bitch turned me into a white goat !?

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03/07/2023

He dont want to check who was. But his phone kept in making this dark noise.

He set this ringtone in a rush.

When 4 zombies were after him. Wanting to tear his d*ck apart

Banging ny door.
While I was s**tting in public restroom.
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03/07/2023

It was green bottle. HE thought it had water but somebody puked in it and closed the cap.

All thanks to my smelling power.

HE was about to take a gulp but stopped in between. But you bot everyone can.

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03/07/2023

Train rails were as wide as her wife's eyes.
They looked ugly but much bearable compared to her looks. There was no one.
Not even a single human being.
Big giant tigers were already him. To tear him from head to his we**ie.

I told him to sit in his home read my "Email Tycoon" pdf book (Price $997.00) practise email writing and just make money from it.
May be if Time hits the road.
Then may be one day we will go together to bangkok some day and spend all that money.

But naahm he wanted an adventure.

He wanted to take his a** down by Amazonian Shape shifting Tigers. Dumb.

Okaa where is my salt water...
yup here here.

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And when he thought he was about to get his b*lls back.

Her dog came out.

A german shepherd.

Ran onto him snd gave him a big bite just down below his rear leg.

Everyone thought his b*lls were gone when they all saw blood.

It was his lucky day. But he did broke his elbow and made the dog blind poking his finger into his eyes.

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01/07/2023

I saw the body thrown there down the road. And big giant shadow was chapping its meat.

Chap chap chap !

I kept walking. But kept my eyez on that. Looking at it through corner of my eyes.

Corner of my eyes. What does that even mean. Eyes dont have corner. Bruuhhhh

English is funny language.

But it can make you money if you know how to monetize it.

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